Drinking for the Whales

I drank a can of carbonated water flavored with high fructose corn syrup; it was labeled "Keiko Draft Root Beer with vanilla and natural honey flavor." It tasted like generic cheap root beer. A closer inspection of the can revealed that it was an environmentally-sensitive soft drink, since "A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this product will be donated to the Free Willy-Keiko Foundation, for Keiko's rehabilitation."

After all the whales have done for me it was the least I could do for them.