The gaiety of the annual Folsom Street Fair is marred by terribly loud terrible disco music. Every year everyone says someone should do something about it, and every year no one does. Until this year, that is.
Reverend Bob's Ministry covered the neighborhood with fliers exhorting everyone to "Repent from Disco and be Saved!" I asked a volunteer at Reverend Bob's booth what she preferred to disco music.
"Sir, there are only two types of music acceptable to the Lord."
"What are they?" I asked, even though I know it's inadvisable to carry on a conversation with someone with glassy eyes.
"Country and Western. Sir, would you care to make a donation to further our outreach campaign?"
I didn't care.
