29 November 1996

A Sloppy Yet Pleasant Stasis

I like beer. Beer weighs a lot. I drink a lot of beer. I weigh a lot. This could be a problem.

But like most problems, the solution to this problem is to be found in the problem itself. On the way back from the store, I use the bag of beers to exercise with, burning up all the calories I'll soon consume.

This is a sloppy yet pleasant stasis.