14 December 1996

As Handsome as Baron Romero

Nothing happened when I drank a bottle of Baron Romero, a cheap Spanish wine. As I drank a second, bottle, though, I began to become more handsome. By the end of the second bottle, I was as handsome as the baron himself. I won't like the way I'll look in the morning, but the moment it's delightful to be at one with the baron.