counts to ninety-three before getting into or out of bed
has a bone fragment or tooth from each of her fifteen lovers
never touched a tuber, raw or cooked (except in England)
lied when she claimed she shot her cousin by accident
juggled seven frozen water balloons by the Seine in June
sometimes practices witchcraft as a leisure pursuit
married the first man who proposed; did it for the money

III. Mademoiselle Mars