wanders Montmarte all night looking for something unknown
once smoked two expensive Cuban cigars simultaneously
never bathes without wearing a bracelet or a necklace
savors spicy Italian sausages as her favorite aphrodisiac
threw her premature baby off the Eiffel Tower in a sack
steals almost all of her toothpaste from disliked relatives
writes letters to her second dead lover, but rarely sends one

V. Mademoiselle Mai