secretly prays to and worships Vishnu during Eucharist
leaves all her doors ajar to befuddle burglars and thieves
never been spanked hard despite never saying no
only spits on the meals she serves to customers she likes
sexually aroused staring at the Notre-Dame gargoyles
smiled shamelessly at each of her parents’ funerals
torments would-be lovers by falsely encouraging them

VIII. Mademoiselle Août