Yet.

My most recent birthday, as it happened.

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I was in Taiji, Japan, in 2011, and I made another of my four-letter films. I don’t know if it was being in the land of the rising sun or all of the dolphin blood I photographed, but somehow the color red made it past my chromophobe filters. It will be an easy mistake to fix, if I ever do.

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As the title dictates, this is a film to be watched with closed eyes. I doubt anyone ever will, and that would be the point, except that, as is the case with every other one of my films, it’s pointless.

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This is more a sketch than a movie, my first experiment with an old gimmick I plan on overusing in future work.

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Is it? Who cares?

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This is my first film featuring an actor, Gallo (pronounced GUY-yoh). He was the embodiment of stupidity and arrogance, and literally stabbed me in the back before the final take. It was worth it, however, to make my most boring film ever.

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... has a beginning, a middle, an end, a thunderous soundtrack—almost gave away the plot!—and even a splash of color.

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... features two Nikon batteries charging. It’s boring—of course—but I like the soundtrack I composed and recorded.

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My first eleven films are all thirty-seconds long. Despite the brevity, I nevertheless managed to convey the tedium I've explored in other media. (More ...)

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