spies on street mimes; maintains comprehensive dossiers
can smile while pushing a toothpick through her lip
never had an unforgettable experience since she was six
always enjoys at least two glasses of wine before work
keeps dozens of rats she taxidermied by her bed
ambivalent about torturing Chadians in the Foreign Legion
conceals Neufchâtel cheese in every room of her apartment

IV. Mademoiselle Avril