sleeps under an old duvet filled with popcorn and croutons
danced an existential can-can before Sartre’s blind eye
never wears a hat or uses makeup or perfume in public
only masturbates with Cherry Belle radishes on jet airplanes
hasn’t been truly happy since butchering hogs as a child
eats only unhealthy foods that she believes will poison her
happily childless, keeps her aborted foetus in a jar

IX. Mademoiselle Septembre