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burps quietly whenever she hears La Marseillaise
eats taramasalata and fried grapes almost every morning
kissed a diseased frog that was actually an anemic toad
requires a rutabaga or yam to fully appreciate an orgasm
keeps every fingernail and toenail she’s ever clipped
never removed her socks in the presence of a man
prefers violent condemnation to shallow praise and flattery




XI. Mademoiselle Novembre















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