It was a dark and stormy night when I met first met Dr. Randall Hayes. I was surprised to see his distinctive outline against a blazing fire when I paddled my canoe around a bend in a small Amazon tributary deep in the Brazilian rainforest. He greeted me warmly, and within minutes we were drinking rum and coffee. We wrote our first song, Cup 'o Java, as the sun broke through the dense clouds. The next few days saw a brilliant profusion of songs flow from our pens as we followed the long-forgotten trail of Leonard Perhotin.It wasn't until I looked down at the dense jungle canopy below from my gently moving dirigible that the impact of what we'd accomplished hit me: we'd produced a body of seminal classical music.
Thus it came as no surprise when the breathless radio officer approached me when I arrived back at the ship. "Sir, we've received a puzzling transmission from the noted explorer Dr. Hayes," he puffed as he handed me the eloquently succinct printout:
MUST PRESERVE FOR GENERATIONS
YET UNBORN ABSOLUTELY
-DR. HAYES
I stared at the cold grey horizon and knew in my heart he wasn't talking about the rainforest; his heroic struggles to save the imperiled jungle and its denizens were common knowledge. No, I realized in my very soul was talking about our songs.
The publication Musical Haikus is a result of that fateful chance meeting, our legacy given lovingly to generations yet unborn. Absolutely.
Cup o' Java
Cuppa cuppa java,
Cuppa cuppa java,
Cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa java
Cuppa cuppa java,
Cuppa cuppa java,
Cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa java
Cuppa cuppa java,
Cuppa cuppa java,
Cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa joe!
Get it get it get it,
Got it got it got it,
Gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta go!