- 20 November 2001
- The Twenty-Three Wyoming Counties
- Its been a while since I published any tedious retinal art, so I decided to end the cease-fire by making a piece called Forty-Seven Cities and Towns in Kansas. The idea was as simple as it was boring: using an outline of the American state of Kansas, Id put some sort of geometric icon over forty-seven cities and towns, each on its own page.
I ran into immediate and insurmountable problems as soon as I began the project. Kansas isnt rectangular; some of the states borders are squiggly, and thus too complex for me to draw. (In fact, anything except a straight line or a circle is too complicated for me to draw.) Thats when I turned to Iowa, but that sorry state has even wigglier sides.
Wyoming came to my rescue, and just in time. Im not sure whether Wyoming is a rectangle or a trapezoid or neither; my maps cant agree. In the end, the only map that fit on my scanner said, Wyoming is a trapezoid, so that was that.
I ended up using a simplified bulls eye instead of a pure geometric shape, and used counties instead of cities and towns. I could go into more detail about the process, but then my description would be even more boring than the piece itself. Thats a mistake all too many artists make, an error in judgment Ill avoid if only for today.
The Twenty-Three Wyoming Counties is available in the PDF format; the usual technical annoyances and considerations still apply.
- 21 November 2001
- I Heard This With My Ears
- Im often delighted when people use tools the wrong way, especially when language is the tool in question. For example, I just heard an Asian woman say, I saw it with my eyes, the building shaking.
What a beautiful phrase!
I heard her say it with my ears.
- 22 November 2001
- Purportedly Rich in Noumena
- I rarely regret my limited formal education or my relatively small vocabulary except on days like today. I inadvertently ran across the word noumenon, and now I wonder how I ever got along without it.
My piss-poor dictionary tells me that noumena are objects that can be deduced intellectually, but not perceived by the senses. If I was foolish enough to try to define art, I dont think Id be able to do so without using the word, noumenon.
My semantic discovery should lead to immediate payoffs. Now, when someone asks what kind of art I make, Ill no longer reply, bad conceptual art. Instead, I will claim to make pieces purportedly rich in noumena.
- 23 November 2001
- Annoying Clothing
- Ive always thought that there were two attitudes to take toward clothing: indifference and interest. Now, thanks to Robert, I understand that some people find certain attire annoying.
Robert provides sign-language translations for deaf audiences. Robert sometimes wears a gingham, checked, purple and white shirt with a bright purple tie. After a recent engagement, a member of the audience politely told Robert that his attire made it difficult to read his hands.
(Widespread reports of Rammy the Rams late arrival are beyond the scope of this anecdote.)
Maybe Robert will change his wardrobe. Maybe he wont. Thats his problem. (And his viewers problem as well, I suppose.)
My problem is this: suddenly, I realize I am surrounded by annoying clothing.
- 24 November 2001
- Marissas Art Eradication Strategy
- When Clarice and I were talking about the preservation of art and artists archives, she cited the practice of her friend Marissa. Decades ago, Marissa was an adamant proponent that art must be topical, contemporary, and only for the moment. Unlike some artists who extensively document their temporary works and package every shred of ephemera, Marissa rigorously destroyed everything.
Marissa succeeded in ensuring her early work was truly ephemeral. Today, shes convinced that none of her early works were even documented, let alone preserved.
And, of course, now Marissa regrets that theres no trace of her early past. Poor Marissa, she got what she wanted. What could be worse?
- 25 November 2001
- Benthhams Auto-Icon
- Once upon a time, the British more or less ruled much of the planet. That was a long time ago. Even though the Brits long ago lost their grip on the world, theyve retained the crown in another arena: eccentricity.
And that brings us to Jeremy Benthham, whos not been very well of late. Benthham has, in fact, been very much dead since 1832. Thats when he had the brilliant idea of bequeathing his stuffed corpse, his Auto-Icon, to London University.
Time has not stood still for Benthham. Like many other university lecturers, Benthhams repeated lost his head to young students. In Benthhams case, though, the loss has been literal: the precocious students kept stealing it. Thats why university officials have stored Benthhams head in the basement for safekeeping.
Had university officials taken the same precautions with Benthhams body, it might or might not be crawling with the woolly bear larvae that infect it today. Benthhams Auto-Icon is currently in Worchester being deloused; thats where researchers concluded he has the oldest woolen underwear in London.
Benthham should be home by no later than February.
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