14 September 1996

Long in the Tooth

Gerald Bittner Jr., D.D.S., purchased a newspaper advertisement to talk to me about my dental health. I was inclined not to trust him: why would anyone trust a dentist with strange teeth? But then I reconsidered: he must be an excellent doctor of dental surgery if he has enough confidence to publish such an unflattering portrait.

Gerald Bittner Jr., D.D.S. counseled me to brush and floss regularly. I've been doing that regularly anyway, but it's nice to have the professional approval and support.