1-31 January (all of the month's daily entries)
1 January		1996 Exactly Almost
2 January		The Rite Bite
3 January		A Thing of Hair & Beauty
4 January		Three Standard Linear Stoppages
5 January		Fear of Failure
6 January		Underwater Cottages
7 January		Fifty-One, Not Forty
8 January		Leica Hangover
9 January		Sex and Danger
10 January		A Meditative Matrix
11 January		The Best of Times
12 January		Multiple Entry Husband
13 January		Dazza wins!
14 January		Striped Hexham Trees upon the River Tyne
15 January		Bitter, Old Fart
16 January		Ah, Duchamp-san!
17 January		Fifty-Five Degrees Fifty-Seven Minutes North, Three Degrees Thirteen Minutes West
18 January		Xenophilia
19 January		Farewell Joe
20 January		Japanese Shorthand
21 January		Naked Fear
22 January		Church of the Plywood Triptych
23 January		Death Ray Art
24 January		Ugly American
25 January		Great Chieftan o' the Puddin-race
26 January		The Key to Light
27 January		Sven Adult Books
28 January		Cup of Hair
29 January		Two-headed Snowman
30 January		Bifurcated Banana
31 January		The End of January

		1-29 February (all of the month's daily entries)
1 February		Gross Picture
2 February		Desiree Hair
3 February		In Support of Censorship
4 February		Composer Balls
5 February		The Mailing Wall
6 February		NASA Spiders on Drugs
7 February		The Ambiguity of Snow
8 February		Folly Art Follies
9 February		A Dark Day for Censors
10 February		Unsterile Art
11 February		Spam in the Mall
12 February		Office Politics
13 February		Pease-pudding
14 February		Assumed Identity
15 February		English Archetypes
16 February		I've Got Some Words
17 February		The Nature of Pencils
18 February		10,000 Days after Marcel Duchamp
19 February		The Problem With Western Architecture
20 February		Blessing in Disguise
21 February		Too Easy
22 February		Plane to See
23 February		Essence of 747
24 February		Salt of the Air
25 February		Trader José
26 February		Rainier Ail
27 February		Pastagraphy
28 February		Ginsong
29 February		Drinking for the Whales

		1-31 March (all of the month's daily entries)
1 March		The Highest Praise
2 March		The White Gloves Hypothesis
3 March		Faux Frost
4 March		Invisible Child
5 March		Between Art and Not Art
6 March		Shrimp and Six-shooters
7 March		Seventy-Nine Dollar Masterpieces
8 March		No Progress
9 March		American Culture
10 March		Square Hoop
11 March		Please Your Dog
12 March		My Favorite Painting
13 March		Not Noreen's Theatre
14 March		Shane's Nose
15 March		No Unlawful Sex
16 March		DADA Music
17 March		White Cord
18 March		Nickel-Iron Meteorite, Coarse Octahedrite
19 March		Sick Kid
20 March		Invisible Ray
21 March		Scot-Celtic Craft Centre
22 March		Arist in Residence Couch
23 March		The Balloon People
24 March		Art Light
25 March		Demon Dog from Hell
26 March		Cherubim and Seraphim
27 March		Synclastic Elastic
28 March		Postwar Post
29 March		Equality and Fraternity
30 March		Ruby Art
31 March		After Alice

		1-30 April (all of the month's daily entries)
1 April		Declaration of Extended Galactic Antics
2 April		No Thing
3 April		Smart People
4 April		Hero / Antihero
5 April		Visible Roots
6 April		Crypto-Sabine
7 April		Old Man Hamilton's Legacy
8 April		Birthday and Deathday
9 April		Inquest
10 April		Explosive Device (Installation description)
11 April		Miscalculation
12 April		Perfect Crimes
13 April		Spring
14 April		Night Patterns
15 April		Vindaloo You
16 April		National Constipation Day
17 April		Military Order
18 April		Nazis Raus
19 April		Spam Insights
20 April		Fabled Fortunes
21 April		Predictability
22 April		Newcastle Ail
23 April		Elbows
24 April		Play Ball
25 April		Paving Aesthetics
26 April		A Time-Based Woman
27 April		Inflatable Cows
28 April		Olde Englande Farming
29 April		Moonlight Something
30 April		Danger Food

		1-31 May (all of the month's daily entries)
1 May		Free Coffee for Artists
2 May		Syrup
3 May		Scotch Over the Atlantic
4 May		Damnedest Cat
5 May		Internet Dummies
6 May		The Way of the World
7 May		Privileges
8 May		What Is It About?
9 May		Faux Burritos
10 May		Corporate Vegetation
11 May		No Vacation
12 May		Truth in Advertising
13 May		Abandoned Tools
14 May		Beached
15 May		Protection Through Destruction
16 May		Buddha Puzzle
17 May		Blue Man Group
18 May		Ansel Hole
19 May		American Tea
20 May		Bad Review
21 May		Theological Standoff
22 May		Paperwork
23 May		Diesel Patina
24 May		Premium Railway Holes
25 May		Edinburgh Navigation
26 May		Perpetual Crises: Baby Milk Scare
27 May		Urban Scottish Foxes
28 May		Fundamental Wine Criticism
29 May		Spontaneous Disintegration
30 May		The Proper Number of Wires
31 May		Stelios Arkadiou

		1-30 June (all of the month's daily entries)
1 June		And the Smokestacks Have Never Been More Rigid
2 June		The Perpetual Strangeness of Washcloths
3 June		Ian's Lunch for Breakfast
4 June		Pigeon Art
5 June		How Planes Fly
6 June		Swastikas in the Attic
7 June		Cryptic Memorial
8 June		The Art of Being Ex
9 June		Apfelwein Strategies
10 June		Diplomatic Dining
11 June		Secret Agent Businessman
12 June		Staggeringly Massive Colossal Fever
13 June		Dishonest Toil
14 June		Great Road Koan
15 June		Digital Dust
16 June		The Spot
17 June		Roman Burritos
18 June		The Screech of the Wild Turkey
19 June		The Joy of Photography
20 June		Consumer Appliance Falsehoods
21 June		No Dice
22 June		Verdict: Slow Down
23 June		Jackson Pollock in Scotland
24 June		Whale Movement Strategies
25 June		Salamis (Marine and Industrial)
26 June		Deen Seraphim
27 June		Mexico Is Not North of the Fifty-Fifth Parallel
28 June		A Real Secret Agent
29 June		The Problem with Plaid
30 June		Living January in June

		1-31 July (all of the month's daily entries)
1 July		Willem's Law
2 July		Dutch Jokesmiths
3 July		How Late Is It?
4 July		Balkan Banquet
5 July		Artless Science
6 July		Befuddled by Certain Ratios
7 July		A Quiet Evening at Home
8 July		Time and Photography
9 July		Taken With a Grain of Sand
10 July		Urbandale Legend
11 July		Popsicle Art
12 July		Suckling Fraud
13 July		Two-Dimensional Spectacles
14 July		Subtle Linguistic Differences
15 July		Sponsorship Considerations
16 July		Typos Galore
17 July		Island
18 July		What Tourists Do
19 July		England's Glory
20 July		Summer Shoe Practice
21 July		The Man from M.I.C.L.O.
22 July		The Temple of the Naïve
23 July		Art Futures
24 July		Opening (Installation Description)
25 July		The Ugly Side of Pretty
26 July		The Pasta's Not Done
27 July		Condensed Beer
28 July		Jock's Best Piece
29 July		Notice
30 July		Pointless Discussions
31 July		More Art Fraud

		1-31 August (all of the month's daily entries)
1 August		Popcorn
2 August		Insecure Documentation
3 August		Leglessness
4 August		Feline Reverse Peristalsis Considerations
5 August		Under My Thumb
6 August		Best Kept Street of 1984
7 August		Surrounded by Martians
8 August		The Physics of Physics
9 August		Tricky Empirical Evidence
10 August		An Elegant Critique
11 August		Jackson Pollock's Fortieth Deathday
12 August		Predictable Outcomes
13 August		Unstuffing Stuffing
14 August		Consumer Priorities
15 August		Think Rant Task
16 August		Than Anywhere Else on Earth
17 August		Sheep Shags
18 August		Cheating Tourists and Drunks
19 August		English Peaks
20 August		Higher Education
21 August		An Apology
22 August		Signatures
23 August		Unauthorized Hole
24 August		Two Things About Moths
25 August		Cat Food Migration
26 August		Sensible Vandalism
27 August		I Never Wanted to Be a Lumberjack
28 August		Wrong End of the Stick
29 August		Without a Clue
30 August		False Advertising
31 August		Chicken Transmogrification

		1-30 September (all of the month's daily entries)
1 September		Rabbit Rabbit
2 September		Papadoms for Brains
3 September		Amateur Opening
4 September		Don't Do It Again
5 September		Unblemished Surfaces
6 September		Twice as Nice
7 September		Foot-Long Forearm
8 September		Pour Self Trait
9 September		Chinese Wisdom
10 September		San Francisco Rules
11 September		Industrial Art
12 September		Magician
13 September		Altar State
14 September		Long in the Tooth
15 September		National Endowment for the Ketchup Arts
16 September		Not Apparently Pears
17 September		Foreign Bedroom Experiments
18 September		Horizontal Vertical
19 September		Dealing with Terrorists
20 September		Analog Architecture
21 September		Mercedes Envy
22 September		The Secrets of Barbecuing
23 September		Fountain of Fruit Flies
24 September		Spermicide Alley
25 September		Bizarre by Design
26 September		Total Lunar Eclipse at 19:19
27 September		Happy Bagel Ending
28 September		Sticky Grapelike Situation
29 September		Reverend Bob's Ministry
30 September		A Bad Dinner on Earth

		1-31 October (all of the month's daily entries)
1 October		The Burrito as an Instrument of Revolution
2 October		No One Goes There Anymore
3 October		Burrito Cloaking
4 October		Hard Evidence
5 October		"Long Guns of the Burritos"
6 October		The Exterminating Burrito
7 October		I've Been Had!
8 October		Tubular Cacooning
9 October		Flight Insurance
10 October		Birthing Pains
11 October		Right Honourable Artist (Perhaps)
12 October		Check It Out
13 October		Dinner with the 'Rents
14 October		Fish and Chips to the Rescue!
15 October		Disclaimer
16 October		Aboard the HMS Calliope
17 October		The Problem with Photographs
18 October		Not the Most Popular Prime Minister
19 October		Forced by the Occasion
20 October		Conquering Mystery
21 October		Grievous Low Straddling Iceland
22 October		Carpet Migration
23 October		Surrealistic Pasta
24 October		Jetstream Racing
25 October		The House of Paranoia
26 October		Cult Leaders
27 October		Irrelevant Corporate Philosophy
28 October		Bollard Suspence
29 October		Minor Domestic Conundrum
30 October		Fish in Holes
31 October		Tomorrow's Plagiarism Today

		1-30 November (all of the month's daily entries)
1 November		The Two Hundred Years' War
2 November		Doggy Style Justice
3 November		The Heirarchy of Aches
4 November		The End of Time
5 November		Leicascan/Leicas can't
6 November		Digital Efficaciousness
7 November		Subway Playwrights
8 November		Washing Up Synchronicity
9 November		Ugly Snacks
10 November		The Pasta's Not Done (Reprise)
11 November		Fencing Drama
12 November		An English Thing
13 November		Useful Cats
14 November		Peanuts for Artists
15 November		Telematic Scheming
16 November		Artnik
17 November		Party Supply
18 November		Sticky Nautical Situation
19 November		Sophisticated Décor
20 November		Eton Mess
21 November		Two Rooms Approaching Perfection
22 November		Why Not?
23 November		My Part, Darkly
24 November		Survival of the Cutest
25 November		Kraziness
26 November		Twentieth Century Stonehenge
27 November		Humped Zebra Crossing
28 November		The Perfect Ménage à Trois
29 November		A Sloppy Yet Pleasant Stasis
30 November		Uniformly Cylindrical Salmon

		1-31 December (all of the month's daily entries)
1 December		Holiday Spirits
2 December		The Polish Scottish Widow
3 December		Cold Light
4 December		Meretricious Contraption
5 December		Hardware Store Art
6 December		Fields of Desire
7 December		Gluttonous Cod Proportions
8 December		Unstable Lads
9 December		A Competent Undocumented Fraud
10 December		Improbable Domestic Accident
11 December		I'm Not In Right Now
12 December		Unsatisfactory Impersonation
13 December		The Truth About Yellyfish
14 December		As Handsome as Baron Romero
15 December		Your Best Entertainment Value
16 December		Know Who You're Eating
17 December		Piggies
18 December		Thermolegometers
19 December		Leonardo da Vinci's Vision
20 December		Idea Grin Interrupting Something
21 December		Art from Money
22 December		Technical Difficulties
23 December		Santa Died for Your Sins
24 December		The Most Wretched Holiday
25 December		A Bad Taste in the Mouth
26 December		Boing Day
27 December		Tangling with Twinkie
28 December		Dazza for King!
29 December		Foreign
30 December		So It Went
31 December		Perfect Attendance
(Next year's notebook)		Fifty-Three Weeks a Year

©1996 David Glenn Rinehart