3 October 1996

Burrito Cloaking

The burrito's infrastructure approaches the theoretical limit of chaos theory, and no one knows that better than the revolutionary in need of a nonsynthetic cloaking device for hidden messages. An organomicrochip with 68K of data has the same refractive index as a slice of avocado, but in practice that's usually an unnecessary luxury. The aluminum foil that serves as the burrito's girdle is an impervious shroud to xrays.