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King David means good entertainment value: I’ll hire the best actors, models, and entertainers to represent me at all official functions.

Do you really want to look at Chuck’s forlorn face every time you spend a penny or lick a stamp? Of course not. That’s why I’ll hire some of the best entertainers in the business to represent me at official functions.

Who would you like to watch on Boxing Day: someone you find really entertaining (representing King David) or Chuck, rambling on and on and on and on some more about a long-lost empire? Who would you like to address your local community gathering: one of your favourite footballers (representing King David) or Chuck, looking forever ill at ease yet still bored? And whose art works would you like to see on stamps: interesting work by a really good artist or, Chuck’s limp watercolours?

King David represents good entertainment value.