David for King | Vote for David

*King David Won!* (This site was archived after the victory as a historical document. Read more about the triumph in David’s notebook.)
David (artist’s impression)	The most important decision you’ll ever make? On 6 January 2016 you’ll have to decide who you want to be the next king of England: me or Chuck (my opponent). Here’s why you should Vote for David:
Why Vote for David? Campaign Decree No. 1 Everyone in England shall automatically become a member of the royal family. Campaign Decree No. 2 King David means good entertainment value: I’ll hire the best actors, models and entertainers to represent me at all official functions. Campaign Decree No. 3 Everyone in England shall receive free beer or tea. Frequently asked questions about David The person, the programmes, the priorities, and virtually no mention of Diana.

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