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Campaign Decree No. 3 Everyone in England shall receive free beer or tea. Do you really think it’s fair that Chuck’s family has never bought everyone in the country a round? Of course not. That’s why I’ll buy everyone in the country a drink to celebrate my election as king ... and without spending a penny of your taxes. How can I afford to do that? Let’s look at the question another way: what has Chuck’s family done with all the “by appointment to” sponsorship dosh? My jacket alone has three “by appointment to” royal logos on it: Chuck’s plus his mom’s plus his dad’s! Now I’m not suggesting any royal kickbacks or other fiscal hanky-panky, but I do think it’s somewhat less than generous not to share the wealth. But let us be frank: Chuck and his family aren’t renowned for their generosity, are they? Things will be different during the reign of David: you can drink to that! |
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