1 : 7 January | Week 1	The Hole of Britain Whose Mouth? Beauty Out of Whack Dr. Bonk at Forty Two Down, Five to Go Not a Good Story Happy Déjà Vu to You
8 : 14 January | Week 2	Liz Young (unfinished portrait) The Living Is Easy Water is Thicker than Blood Certainty Past Doubt The Secret of Conducting Contemporary Drum Rudiments What's Left?
15 : 21 January | Week 3	Thirteen Unprintable Words (Unprintable Word No. I) Pharisees and Sadducees Disagree Very Unappealing Familiar Scenes from Popular Fiction (His Fate Was Sealed) Seven Perfect Numbers Why Doesn't Everyone Have One? The Three Proper States of Underwear
22 : 28 January | Week 4	Almost One Hundred and Thirty-Five Years of Different Daily Close-faced Cheese (Lacto-vegetarian) Sandwich Possibilities How Big Is It? Cookie Eclipse Practical Urination Considerations The Godfather Triumphs Idiotic Semantics Cremation
29 January : 4 February | Week 5	Shit Detector Constants Comatose Suit The Thermodynamics of Accomplishments Cheating with Jalapeños Fun with David and Richard Baited Breath
5 : 11 February | Week 6	Heaven or Hell or Paradise Ridiculously Cold White Boy Thing Perfidious Proposition Fifty-Fifty Photograph (no title) Cat Semantics
12 : 18 February | Week 7	Mick Jagger 1997 (unpublished photograph) Trevorless Slippery Ideas Encrypted Message Tower Magnifique Essentialism Room at the Top
19 : 25 February | Week 8	Six-Pack Portfolios (Rainier Ale) Commodities Speculation I Miss You Too Perceptive Bluff Articide In Retrospect Walking Floating
26 February : 4 March | Week 9	Common Objects Upside Down (Pint Glass) Nothing The Difference is Only Difference Musical Haikus Disease Society Mature Glass The Novel Approach to Cleaning
5 : 11 March | Week 10	Procrustes Bread Encrypted Message Half Millennium Pillow Talk Pictures Mothers Like Iwk Sremab! Waiting Mysterious Tiny Brown Spot
12 : 18 March | Week 11	(More or Less) The Same My Money Goes Far What a Dish! Beaten By Computers Skin Leaks Invisible Can Opener Gala Snares Muse
19 : 25 March | Week 12	A Segmented Line Only Somewhat Longer Than Infinity/2 Slick Idea Sprung New Age Huckster Evolutionary Pressures Impressionist Nonsense Way out of Hand Snake in the Pasta
26 March : 1 April | Week 13	An Embarrassingly Laudatory Review This Canoodling Thing RAM in my pocket Turkey in the Toilet Shoes or Bed Unbelievable Story April Fool's Day
2 : 8 April | Week 14	Paula Sharp binhexed The Seventh Law of Communication Great British Potatoes Party Out of Control Thousand Day Thousand Year Debate Freudian Field Day Sound Financial Advice
9 : 15 April | Week 15	Thirty-One Scientifically Recognized Isogons As Well As Two or Three Impostors of My Own Creation (Heptahexapentatetragon) Filicide is Suicide Scientific Mating Considerations This Will Change Your Life A Clean Idea Music for Headaches Final Warning for Possible Survivors
16 : 22 April | Week 16	And Now It's Neither (sketch) The Duck, The Fox and The Hedgehog Eat Art The Chemical Equivalent of Mexico I Vont To Bite Your Neck I Am Al Dente Fighting Wagner
23 : 29 April | Week 17	Seventeen Numbers, Eight of Them Prime, Spelled With One Nine Hundred and Forty-Three Circles In Ninety Squares (Ten) Nobody Reads Forms Sealed Superseded? Not Entertaining Rich People Robin Hood Plastered I Blame the Architecture
30 April : 6 May | Week 18	Forty-One Lines, Twenty of Them Drawn By Hand Can't Wash, Won't Wash? A Baby for the Oven Empty Heritage The Future's Good Knowing One's Place An Embarrassing Favorite
7 : 13 May | Week 19	Ansel Adams' "El Capitan, Merced River, Clouds, c. 1952" Erased (Back to High Mountains, Forward to Intimate Grandeur) Do Say What I Do Best Different Explanations for Different Legs Hopeless, Not Hopless Ideal Public Art Crapola Infiltrated His Head!
14 : 20 May | Week 20	Twelve English Parking Lines I Will Not Celebrate Meaningless Milestones Hans and I are Like That I Want Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Aristotle's Illusion Free-Range Art The Problem With Dance
21 : 27 May | Week 21	Thirty-Six Propositions for Phone Sex Rated in JFK Units "Dial-a-slut hot and horny nymphos live" Pleasant, Not Burnt Tasty Clamps An Excess of Syllables Beer Into Water with Turkey in the Distance Three Degrees of Worthlessness Little Cloth Thingies
28 May : 3 June | Week 22	Five Implementations of Three Lines (Implementation No. V) No Watermarks Brains On! Boo ig God An Artless Walk Not My Time Up Against The Ceiling
4 : 10 June | Week 23	Twelve Perfect Squares and Twelve Almost Perfect Squares (The Latter Being Affected Slightly From the Northwest) Transmitted in Eight Gatherings of Three (Perfect, Almost Perfect, Perfect) Eric's Changes Big Blue Notes Digitally Clever Irritainment To Die For Dr. Pedanto, Pedantically
11 : 17 June | Week 24	Sabine Diptych Scanning Compost Vapors Friday the Fearteenth Waste to Art and Back Again Running Water After Drinking Sultry Bliss I'm Dead
18 : 24 June | Week 25	Extraterrestrial Enticements Transparent Pretenses Little Yapper Dogs Not Very Old, Really Car Frisbee Not Hot Enough Succeeding to Fail
25 June : 1 July | Week 26	Scenario for an Embarrassment (sketch) Constructive Annoyance Toasted Still Happy Corn Passing Out Properly The Quality Control Committee Strikes Lunch with Chris and Janet
2 : 8 July | Week 27 9 : 15 July | Week 28	State Self Portrait Triptych Worthless Art Pro Hidden City Beers Film Director With No Antigravity Belt The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction Turpentine Intoxication Gary Winogrand Lives In Me The Lubricant of Run-On Sentences A Tough Act to Follow Museum of Improbability My First Painting My Second(?) Painting Surly As Ever Refusing the Tie
16 : 22 July | Week 29 23 : 29 July | Week 30	Deceptive Bulletproof Shields Designed to Confuse Enemy Snipers, Assassins, and Scoundrels An Excellent Education Doughnuts and Wine! Humoring Colors Glass Pistol Soccerness Severed Toe Glass Where Ideas Come From Am I Not French? Copyrighted Mediocrity Wide Awake Before and After Sholem Asch Was Right Skinny Food
30 July : 5 August | Week 31 6 : 12 August | Week 32	A Lifetime of Inspiration Another Government Program Nothing Better To Do Two's a Crowd Procrastination: Blast It! Drinking: Wow!!! Aerial Feng Shui Looks Like Photographs by Martin Parr I Like Alex Dreaming Strategies Wine Drinking Time Imprecise Music So I Read Her My Rights The Long Arm of Fish and Chips
13 : 19 August | Week 33 20 : 26 August | Week 34	Arsonists against Atrocious Art Positive Negativland Changes Penrose's Last Stand Brick Day Rotten Eggs Ungrateful Gardener Jerry's Kids Exit Lines Catsitting Parameters Hooked on Cockroaches The Twelve Month Year City 20000 Cabs Tickling Trout Progress in Art and Sex
27 August : 2 September | Week 35 3 : 9 September | Week 36	Found Pound Sound Rock & Roll Over Bad Actor A Good Alligator Remembered A Bad Sign The Next-to-the-Last Tragedy Princess Die Big Screen Death The Hierarchy of Parasites Queen Eggs Shock Horror!!! One More Look Committee The Only Friend You Need It's Like Seeing Old Ghosts Nine and a Half Tons of Skull Valley
10 : 16 September | Week 37 17 : 23 September | Week 38	She Loves Me / Not: Twenty-Three Possibilities Read From Two Hundred and Fifty-Three Petals Talking Like a Dead Man Customs Dogs Tricks Big Mussel Muscle Truck Bulimia Digest Extra Hot High Performance Underwear My Dog Oil Rejoinder to Logan Pearsall Smith Free Drinks for Thirty Dollars Out of Touch with Rainier Baffled by Science Pack Animals in Cars Led Zeppelin's Not About Anything Cat-Sized Heads
24 : 30 September | Week 39 1 : 7 October | Week 40	Foundations, Fountains, Filters, and $ome $eriou$ Mone¥ Martini Variations The Coolest People Are From Mars Heavy Shitter Kitty Litter An Important Lesson Lost Nice Work, Roy A Just Marriage Plastic Sheets and Nothing to Do Milking Babe in Error Reverse Confusion The Secret of Hot Tubs Memory Holes Utterly Fascinated by the Space Needle An Enjoyable Reunion
8 : 14 October | Week 41 15 : 21 October | Week 42	Edible and/or Hallucinogenic and/or Poisonous Mushrooms of the Pacific Northwest Point No Point Nocturnal Sock Migration Unpopulated Car Camping Sites Contextual Roots The Inuit Have a Word for It (Sometimes) An Unbelievable Climbing Story Mountain Water Travels Poorly I've Been Raided! Nice Lemon Aim French Customs Statue of the Unknown Suspect Puking Prince Pierre Monaco Balls
22 : 28 October | Week 43 29 October : 4 November | Week 44	Princess Grace Slept Here A Trochilidae Conundrum MacMonaco's Art et Souvenirs Three-Dimensional Cabs How Loews Can You Go? Monaco Means Motor City The Art of Gynecology Affluenza Redux! From Monaco to San Francisco to Halloween and Back Again Morrie's Stories First Class Grill Computers On Fire Da Wrong Woid
5 : 11 November | Week 45 12 : 18 November | Week 46	The Sammy Game (English Version) Alaskan Odds A Grant (After the Fact) Electronic Rats The Currency of Ideas Dog Television Pour Excuse Attacked by the Tamil Tigers Mad Kentucky Scientists False Lies Waterfall in a Box Spelling Tricks Not a Sensible Slaughter The Frame Show
19 : 25 November | Week 47 26 November : 2 December | Week 48	Five Thousand and Fifty Percent Depicted in One Hundred Presentations Protected Identity Zesty Technical Tips Modern Excuses A Sharp Eye-Catching Show Gallery of the Future At the End of My Rope Thoughts in a Vacuum Not a Paperless Office This Wrote Itself Greasy Academic Appendages That's Not a Hot Dog! A Day Not Without Art Sugar Frosted
3 : 9 December | Week 49 10 : 16 December | Week 50	The Biggest Truck in the World 1995 Was Not a Very Good Year The Fingerprints of Lard Mammoth Standing Wave Mauschwitz The Nine Types of Dead Artists Nocturnal Reunions Amazing Bubblegum Raisins Worm Buildings The Faceless Deep Relatively Ridiculous Giddy-up Ludwig! One Lucky Bastard The Other Side of the World
17 : 23 December | Week 51 24 : 30 December | Week 52	Pool Table Poetic Dictation Comfortable Jowls The Seven Secrets of Art Right Number, Wrong Time Impractical Jokes A Black and White Hair A Disappointingly Predictable Eve Humbugmas Boxing Day Barbecue Ian's Sober Rejoinder Hunted By Insects Standard Air Frames What Next?
31 December | Week 53	Twenty-Nine Certain Ideals
(1996 notebook)	1996 Exactly Almost
(1997 notebook)	Fifty-Three Weeks a Year
(1998 notebook)	It Happens Every Day, Periodically
(1999 notebook)	Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler
(2000 notebook)	Last Millennium or Next?
(2001 notebook)	2001 Weakly, More or Less
(2002 notebook)	The Same, More Better
(2003 notebook)	What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?
(2004 notebook)	Some Days Are Better Than Others
(2005 notebook)	Is This The End?
(2006 notebook)	Enough Is Never Enough
(2007 notebook)	Nothing Is Certain
(2008 notebook)	Repetitiously Redundant
(2009 notebook)	Love Is in the Air