Period I (1 : 16 January)	4'33 in the Birth of a Camel Cigarette (after 4'33" in the Life of a Camel Cigarette) Not a Must Ask Any Leading French Communist The Time is Mars The Toad Store Rabid Wombats Attack! An Unremarkable Day Conceptual Art or What? Beyond Infinity A Reason to Be Cheerful Practice Makes Perfectly Predictable Smell Museum A Chrysler as Big as a Whale! The Deepening Sock Mystery Not Enough $eriou$ Mone¥ Some Sort of Afterlife
Period II (17 January : 4 March)	2030 Vision Mass, Preordained? Depressingly Attractive Spring Flower of Delight The Wormwood Scrubs Portraits Schizophrenic and Agoraphobic Bits Cookie Problems A 7.7 Percent Audience Increase Superior and Inferior Mozart Balls Not Very Smart Little Knowledge Tiptoe Stress Test Edward Weston at Schiphol Airport Spudulike! Titanic Ambition Photography Twaddles On The Steinhom Metaphor Fetal Monogamy Older Than John Fuzzy Triumphs Over Binary That's All Brilliant Teaser U2 Means Mediocrity2 Doesn't Look As Good As It Sounds The Decent Daves Doonk! Dank! Al's Big Truck No Art Trees Threat A Clever Marketing Strategy The Three Meanings of Life Street Level Viciousness I'm a Survivor Ignore the Photographer The Thrilling Formula Masa's Doesn't Exist A Bazillion Quadrazillion to One Another Think Coming Dream Control Good Advice Wasted Not Recording Quite a Bit No Free Coffee That Cold Portrait of the Artist as a Focus Group Mr. The Scary Guy Can't Be Done Nasty Government Dog
Period III (5 March : 16 March)	Twelve English Words from Four Characters Literary Requirements So Blind English (Dis)Advantages Practical Engraving Expectations The Nature of Genius An Ambiguous Relationship Cosmic Doom Bread and Butter Nudes I Prefer Cabbages A Funny True Story Unlimited Supply!
Period IV (17 March : 6 April)	Twenty Deodorizing Mints Scattered in Five Seemingly Random Gangs of Four in the Urinal of the Edinburgh Pub "The Cumberland" on St. Patrick's Day 1998 My Kind of Place A Rich Artistic Tradition The Speed Art Museum Henri Cartier-Bresson, at Ninety, Is Far From Death Three Types of Dangerous People Anthrax Alert Where's the Craft? Candiru Attack! Garlic All the Way from China International Flipper Day God's Not on Channel 18 in Dallas Puppy in a Can Sneckra Flommelgation Cheesy Nudes Puter This, As Usual, Is Point Too Clever By Half A Negative Error A Close Shave Baking a Cake of Myself Tempting Fate
Period V (7 April : 19 May)	One Hundred and Eighty-Four Lines Generated Randomly Within Certain Subjectively Chosen Parameters Resulting In Five Empty Diagonal Corridors Amsterdam Urinals Kinky Love Motions Uncalling Rule Changes Chinese Potatoes Guess Boys It's a Job Jesus Noise Logorrhea Hellacious Strategies More Representative Than Best Labeling Efficiency Explaining Obituaries to Myself Mozzarella Hair Hollywood Secrets Not Good Nasty Creative Dementia Violent Acts of Consciousness Have Only Begun A Lost Sale Real Mexicans Saving the Whales in Absentia Greens No Fiends of Mine Wrong Number, Can Opener A Silly Spectacle The Gravity of the Chief Executive Officer Tiny Little Cans of Apple Juice A Bilingual Tautology Alcohol in the Air Good Weather Entertainment Value Inscrutable Japanese Suicides The Logic of Ménage à Trois Safety in Percussion Sewage Seminars Beer Bottle Tracking Strategies The Fortieth Ring The Art of Gynecology II Frank's Dead; Now There's Hope Cunctation Too Many Pictures Sauce for Gooses and Ganders My Least Favorite Airline
Period VI (20 May : 9 June)	No Ball Games Academic Adrenaline Saws Harpened A Certifiably Insane Valid Comment On Spherical Breasts Technocrap The Beauty of Bollards Candle-powered Cars Lord Cathcart-Fellingham's Oak Certificate of Authenticity It's a Bird! A Into B What a Doll! Dancing on Dr. Gachet's Grave Precisely Timed Drinking Dr. Beer Meets Dr. Beer It Has to be Broccoli A Dictionary of Art The Speed of Nails Thinker Pasta Alien Transmission No. One
Period VII (10 June : 9 July)	Light Lighter Lightest Doing Scientific Sky Doughnuts Genital Wigs Not Picking Up Brain Droppings Twin Mysteries The Manifest Destiny Game Feigned Acedia The Full Fulbright A Tax on the Stupid Another Good Reason Not to Have Kids Kids These Days! Oregonsexartmaybe The Sonorous Regions Relevant but not Pertinent Computer Graphics Inaction! Red Wine Theft sage is all the rage A Triumph of Idea Over Artspeak Amazing and Disturbing Digital Vortex A Fake's Progress Bonny Bunny Bunnahabhain No Possible Explanation Miscalculated Anthropomorphization The Rocket in My Pocket Ms. Wilson's Curious Preference An Incorrect Correction Periodic Punctuation Black Line Tedium Aerocat!
Period VIII (10 July : 31 August)	Not Parallel (sketch) Amazing and Disturbing Plagiarism With a Good Provenance Twittish Airways A Definitive Dedication Marty's Ego Control Strategy Mythomania Misplaced Technical Considerations Dematuring A Scientist and a Poet The Faceless Volunteer An Unnecessary Trademark Claim Carrits A Big White Something Clever Typography Zone Ends The Five to Six Hour Destiny on Hold Aaron's Business Strategy Nocturnal Problems Pope's Practical Perspective Virtual Reykjavik Deadlines The Hairy Naked Russian Poets Cheap Readymades Of Age in 2002 One Point Six Percent Human Seven Up Stains Like Corkwork Nothing Means Nothing The Director's Choice Years Before 0'00" When I Was Your Age A Short Tale of Two Rauschenbergs Roverandom Commercial Waste Is My Destiny Art, What It Is An Excipient with a K Alien Transmission No. Two Drinking for the Environment A Dangerous Litterary Development So Old He's Hip The Battle Against Portion Control The Problem with Megastardom A Barely Legible Complaint A Sovenier from Jim xxx On the Merkin Trail A Special Bottle If I Can't Be Number One Schadenfreude City Perhaps Not the Best Policy I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Happy Deathday, Ad!
Period IX (1 : 23 September)	How to Choose and Enjoy Wine in Forty-Nine Pleasures Squid-o-vision You Can't Grow Beer So Much for Stewardesses No Servants, Please The Complexities of Explosives Pereant Qui Ante Nos Nostra Dixerunt! Gravitational Distractions Lassie's Pal Dr. Wahlberg's Tap Trap The Sharp Digital Age False Things Cut In Half Going On and On About Art Look! Listen! VIBRATE! SMILE! Chateau Dipsomania Happy Birthday, Art! MacPherson's Dimpled Legend UKKKK Cranial Rings Sealed With a Screwcap And the Beat Doesn't Go On Sooner or Later True
Period X (24 September : 1 November)	Almost Sixty Years After Nellie Niemeyer's Funeral Reconnaissance Report Heavy Water Hail Storms My Thousandth Notebook Entry (Not) Weather Balloons Coffee and Sawdust No Better Athletes Through Better Sex Not a Jewish Intellectual But Who's Counting? Septuple Negative Coelacanths Beyond Seventeen MegaStrems Think Different, Then Think Twice The Same Day Twice Immortal Josh There Is No Swatch Super Royal Fredonia's Threat to the United Snakes of America The Blind Squirrels Better Sex Through Chemistry A Peck of Powerful Peppers Absolutely Crazy Insane Business Harriet's Rejoinder The Supermodel Business is Getting Old Keeping the X in Xmas Confusing Clues Mad Scientist Analog Sequencing My 10,000,000,000th Entry As Fast as Popcorn Big Al's Yawn A Mahoganous Relationship The Perfect Cup Not as Far as Pluto Truck Stop Support The Length of Art A Spoon in the Road Photographs from the 1970s A Halloween Invitation Declined
Period XI (2 November : 1 December)	Fold Here: a Pseudo-Sculpture in Two Dimensions or Seventeen Folds The Derders Question The Poetry in the Pissoir Project No One Knows The Wild Potatoes of Bangor Moisten Needle Before Inserting Thailand Self No Ledge Pulling Birds with a Hasselblad Dangerous Statistics Oh Penelope! Late Nights! Late Nights! Late Nights! A(nother) Tangled Web of Plagiarism A Familiar Film Eye-con Get Professional Results With Amateur Models Leonid Strategies Bad Day Macaroni Back Country Callousness Another Mystery of the Printed Page Alien Brain Growth Broadcast Thingie The Leica Mystery Continues Canine Coffee Art The Seven Secrets of Highly Inebriated People Thanksgiving Eve Sans Turkeys Black Friday The Bad Part of Depression Clive Staples Lewis at One Hundred The Swedish King of the Keyboard An Improbable Birthday
Period XII (2 December : 31 December)	Eleven Chef Pants Remnants U.S. Army Photo Archive #304-534 A Small But Pleasant Earthquake Please Your Dog Not a Real Bohemian On Artists and Ants The Welcome Levity of Thelma Pickles Pete's Fortune Contemplating a Dead Cat An Alarming Loss of Identity No Seven-person Motorcycle Undrugged Unscrewed The Rich Bastards Club Runaway Weather Balloon, Grunting Cod Interactive Art Defined Counterclockwise A Good Hoax Prematurely Abandoned Deborah's Cat Litter The Fall of the Pedant *nowflakes The Dentist's Bad Jokes Christmas Lice The 0°0° Red Light District Semtex Tampons Reading by Chance and Imperative The Semantics of Recording Sixty Years of Anti-coffee The Last Uncomplicated New Year's Eve Eve for Years Leica Carrot
(1996 notebook)	1996 Exactly Almost
(1997 notebook)	Fifty-Three Weeks a Year
(1998 notebook)	It Happens Every Day, Periodically
(1999 notebook)	Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler
(2000 notebook)	Last Millennium or Next?
(2001 notebook)	2001 Weakly, More or Less
(2002 notebook)	The Same, More Better
(2003 notebook)	What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?
(2004 notebook)	Some Days Are Better Than Others
(2005 notebook)	Is This The End?
(2006 notebook)	Enough Is Never Enough
(2007 notebook)	Nothing Is Certain
(2008 notebook)	Repetitiously Redundant
(2009 notebook)	Love is in the Air