Weak I (1 January : 8 January)	No. 5,467 (cartoon) Beefy and Fishy Food Attractors Protospective Pish Totally Fecked More Than Enough Cash Churchill’s Good Advice Ignored Hiep Hiep Hoera! Very Well Misbehaved
Weak II (9 January : 14 January)	No. 1,310 (cartoon) Seven-Second Trip An Idiot with a Large Motorcycle The Midwives of Invention Bicycle Pollution Bad Fruit Idea
Weak III (15 January : 21 January)	No. 618 (cartoon) Sea Kittens?! Idle Barbershop Speculation Posthumous Pollution Poe at Two Hundred Predictable Presidential Poetry Musings on Elephant Dung
Weak IV (22 January : 29 January)	No. 6,647 (cartoon) Wonder Wok Cockroaches Skin to Brain, Two to One Burns Burrito 4707 Haggis Defective Orthography Authors Named John Nine Pieces of Studio China
Weak V (30 January : 4 February)	No. 8,191 (cartoon) On Giraffes and Acting A Pox on Poetasters! Margaret’s Dinner Theatre Theyre Blockheads in Birmingham Snail Mail
Weak VI (5 February : 11 February)	No. 8,729 (cartoon) Offending with Substance Plenty of Beets Typo 11,477,872 Trapped in Ohio Ricin Beans Oranges and Cayenne Anticipating 1234567890
Weak VII (12 February : 19 February)	No. 657 (cartoon) Overcoming Paraskavedekatriaphobia Violent, Insane, Delusive, and Transient Passions Pencil-Sharpening Music bigal Sausages and The Americans Hairline Secure Colander and Skillet
Weak VIII (20 February : 25 February)	No. 9,827 (cartoon) Ridiculousity and Money Museum of Immature Art The Curse of the Drinking Classes Free Range Broth Eighteen Coupled Black Beans (with Stains)
Weak IX (26 February : 4 March)	No. 3,374 (cartoon) Death by Television The Problem with Cute Babies Fake Money for Fake Drugs Vintage Fetish Sydney’s still alive?! Some Days You Eat the Fish
Weak X (5 March : 12 March)	No. 5,366 (cartoon) Those Perfidious Pizza Poets! Pure Solomon! Film Test Over a Billion Model Prostitutes Sold! Not My Favorite Behavior The Worst Video Game Ever A Nice Chinese Story, Ruined
Weak XI (13 March : 18 March)	No. 5,323 (cartoon) Slicing Strategies The Rotten Tomatoes Secret Satanic Salt Handbags Erasing Memories of Defeat The Association of Factory Raised Meat Producers’ Clever Marketing
Weak XII (19 March : 25 March)	No. 5,124 (cartoon) Singaporean Procreation Talent Bat Populations Risk Extinction The Used Food Store The Three States of Oregon Weather A Curious Wound Giving Oddness a Bad Name Redux
Weak XIII (26 March : 2 April)	No. 922 (cartoon) A Very Slippery Numeral An Alcoholic Mystery A Bag of DNA Cretin Love Fourteen Oklahoma Highway Intersections Saint Stupid’s Day Work Journalists and Stenographers
Weak XIV (3 April : 8 April)	No. 7,468 (cartoon) Not Being Our Parents Learning the Easy Way Perforated Ball, Tall Reed Grease Supreme Attractive Authors and Beautiful Musicians
Weak XV (9 April : 15 April)	No. 7,850 (cartoon) Pillow Control in Detroit The Champagne Adds Up Easter Forecasting Exploding Heads Getting Tales Read No Minikilts in 2209?!
Weak XVI (16 April : 23 April)	No. 3,020 (cartoon) Brain to Spare Another Earthquake Story Bomb Threat Stand-Off Distances At the Goldman Awards I Know This Looks Really Bad ... Vodka Tampons Chess Cheats
Weak XVII (24 April : 29 April)	No. 1,164 (cartoon) Barracudas Laurie Anderson in San Francisco, Twice Ridiculous Bathroom Tactile Art Appreciation Thirty-Six Modest Shrubberies Observed About Decker Island
Weak XVIII (30 April : 6 May)	No. 3,951 (cartoon) Abraham Lincoln and The First Rule of Plagiarism Writers’ Juice An Inconvenient Fee Who Needs Plots or Characters? Cinco de Mayo, For Real Razor or Sword: Who Cares?
Weak XIX (7 May : 14 May)	No. 1,287 (cartoon) Good Work and Bad Audiences Who Died? Everythings for a Dollar or Less Bound to Please I’m Over a Smoot King Poetry Richard Avedon’s Thin Skin
Weak XX (15 May : 20 May)	No. 3,323 (cartoon) A Better Obituary Buzzard’s Belch Oven Cleaner Negroes and Colored People Big Bottles of Hamburger Wine The Begathon Continues
Weak XXI (21 May : 27 May)	No. 8,482 (cartoon) But Entertaining! Wasted Time The Cats and Birds War of 1976 Innovative Expense Accounts Zuzana Licko’s Mrs Eaves Seventeen Fort Mason, San Francisco, Painted Rails
Weak XXII (28 May : 4 June)	No. 4,738 (cartoon) An Entirely Predictable Story Steve Barton (1956-?) Dice and Checkers The Mysterious Disappearance of Air France Flight 447 New Imaginism Chicken Neck Tube Museum of Not Very Modern Art
Weak XXIII (5 June : 10 June)	No. 2,489 (cartoon) Missing Girl Found in Sandwich Krispy Kreme Krap A Penis in Retirement Ignoramuses or Ignorami? Balut Escapee?
Weak XXIV (11 June : 17 June)	No. 951 (cartoon) The Art of Predicting Writing and Typing Looks Like Cartier-Bresson Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day Meeting Famous Alcoholics Anger Coming Out of a Small Hole
Weak XXV (18 June : 25 June)	No. 6,448 (cartoon) Airport Insecurity Private Bar on United Airlines Flight 900 In Madeira After Atget Where Did All the Journalists Go? I Saw a Whale Twenty-Nine Madeiran Crosses
Weak XXVI (26 June : 1 July)	No. 2,574 (cartoon) Michaer Jackson The Truth About Little Black Dresses Wasted Puppy Meat Old People Don’t Exist Free, But Not Worth It
Weak XXVII (2 July : 8 July)	No. 8,171 (cartoon) Great Show, No Encore Independence Considerations The Fifth versus the Fourth The Colonel’s Gasoline Music Memory The Luckiest Man on the Moon?
Weak XXVIII (9 July : 16 July)	No. 5,100 (cartoon) Cheeseburgers versus Art Motorcycle Accident with Whisky Henry David Thoreau’s Compliant Mother Mysterious Ways Lip-smacking, Finger-licking Delights Not a Proper Subway Rat Forbidden Meatfruit
Weak XXIX (17 July : 22 July)	No. 116 (cartoon) Inflammable, Not Unfallable An Efficacious Dream Lunar Landing Prohibiting Mediocre Reproduction WD-40 in Perpetuity
Weak XXX (23 July : 29 July)	No. 2,646 (cartoon) The Information Age Again, Only Slower Really, Really Cheap Bad Dog! Outlawing Centaurs and Mermaids Sixteen Popcorn Kernels, Popped
Weak XXXI (30 July : 6 August)	No. 4,206 (cartoon) There’s Something About Texas Eat Your Enemy Recycling Pays, Sort Of Underdoses Are Preventable One Hand Swimming Women, Naturally Convert an Atheist!
Weak XXXII (7 August : 12 August)	No. 2,300 (cartoon) Doubling Dumplings and Half a Burrito Cheap Drunk Attack Not Really Suicidal Worth Causes Not Thinking the Whole Process Through
Weak XXXIII (13 August : 19 August)	No. 6,726 (cartoon) Les Paul, 1915-2009 There’s Always a Catch Kiliaen’s Exasperating Pronouncements Wine Glass Variations Alicia May Be a Serbican Ululating All the Way to Flint
Weak XXXIV (20 August : 27 August)	No. 2,793 (cartoon) Flint Doesn’t Rust Digital Distractions Ten Kilometers Above Earth Kitten Salad My Signature Drinks Expectoration Deviations and Disappointments A Fish Out of Water Thirty-One Corncob Horizons
Weak XXXV (28 August : 2 September)	No. 8,703 (cartoon) Matters Spermy Demented Tennis Fort Mason Spray Alignment Japanese Gin and Tonic Macabre Speculation
Weak XXXVI (3 September : 9 September)	No. 5,305 (cartoon) Lary’s Gone Publishing with Paper It Can’t Be Argued Parallel Creative Approaches Five Thousand Entries, More or Less Tahoma Special
Weak XXXVII (10 September : 17 September)	No. 3,874 (cartoon) A Spanking Good Airline Gringo Incognito Not Looking a Goddess in the Eye Living on Venom Believing What You Know Ain’t So An Unreliable Source An Old War Story
Weak XXXVIII (18 September : 23 September)	No. 8,758 (cartoon) Pecks of Peaches Mass Teddy Bear Grave The Sickest Joke Ever Artists’ Suicides as a Public Good Flowers from Susan
Weak XXXIX (24 September : 30 September)	No. 3,145 (cartoon) The Bus Driver versus the Sky Waitress Pliny the Elder at Sandra and Randall’s Wedding Self-Esteem Problems Newsholes The Elusive Mongolian Death Worm Thirteen Hollywood Swimming Pools
Weak XL (1 October : 8 October)	No. 2,220 (cartoon) The Flow of Ideas PTSDs Day One Without a Computer Southern Hospitality Day Three Without a Computer The Book of Useless Trivia and Truisms A Joyous Reunion
Weak XLI (9 October : 14 October)	No. 1,530 (cartoon) Moderation, Australian Style No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Timeless Reorganization Single Double Entendre? Stewart’s Career Path
Weak XLII (15 October : 21 October)	No. 6,167 (cartoon) GBH Kebab Sauce? The Game of Life Thinking about Veronica in the Shower Cancer Dogs Alcoholics and Drunks That’s When He Reached for His Revolver
Weak XLIII (22 October : 29 October)	No. 472 (cartoon) Make It New Irish Haikus and Japanese Limericks Dismal Flying Forecast New Reverse Peristalsis Frontiers The Return of Cigarette Man! Humorous Afghani Carnage The False Promise of New Tools
Weak XLIV (30 October : 4 November)	No. 1,255 (cartoon) Three Fort Mason Pyramids Useless Wildlife Facts Another Day of Wordy Toil Wedding and Divorce Video Hope in Hopelessness
Weak XLV (5 November : 11 November)	No. 8,409 (cartoon) Walter Cronkite’s First Jelly Doughnut Staring into Space Repeating, Old Mistakes Buzzeep-buzzeep-buzzeep The One Nation Indivisible Unification Act of 2009 Perspectives on Artistic Success
Weak XLVI (12 November : 19 November)	No. 4,454 (cartoon) Robert William Cameron Gomez the Valentine’s Day Baby Incongruent Buzzcocks Unfamiliar with the Bard The David Rinehart House Real Russian Cuisine Drunk After Two Drinks
Weak XLVII (20 November : 25 November)	No. 3,200 (cartoon) The Forty-Percent Solution For My Turkish Audience Working Paper Number Sixteen That Special Peruvian Glow Kill Whitey
Weak XLVIII (26 November : 2 December)	No. 720 (cartoon) Upside-Down Nutty Putty Death Giant Scotch Egg Scratching Thia’s Acnestis Seventy-One Charles Shaw Wine Corks A Disappointing Epiphany Dueling in Paraguay
Weak XLIX (3 December : 10 December)	No. 3,580 (cartoon) Toilet Paper Smorgasbord At Two With Nature Redrag Holiday Bosses Are Idiots An Unfortunate Obituary Elias and Sophia Explosive, Lemony Taste
Weak L (11 December : 16 December)	No. 406 (cartoon) People Live in Indiana! Retirement Chemistry None Is So Blind Picabia Meets Magritte Larry Sultan’s Brilliance
Weak LI (17 December : 23 December)	No. 7,018 (cartoon) Iranian Cyber Army Attack! Twinkles Ferociously Ban Christmas! Half Jewish and Half Christmas More Cheap Irony Turducken and Rôti sans Pareil
Weak LII (24 December : 31 December)	No. 7,830 (cartoon) Not an Evitable End Faux Boxing Day with Dr. Batlan Florian’s Medication of Choice The End of the Naughties? Retirement Plan (sketch) Bad Friends Rolls of Honour
(1996 notebook)	1996 Exactly Almost
(1997 notebook)	Fifty-Three Weeks a Year
(1998 notebook)	It Happens Every Day, Periodically
(1999 notebook)	Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler
(2000 notebook)	Last Millennium or Next?
(2001 notebook)	2001 Weakly, More or Less
(2002 notebook)	The Same, More Better
(2003 notebook)	What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?
(2004 notebook)	Some Days Are Better Than Others
(2005 notebook)	Is This The End?
(2006 notebook)	Enough Is Never Enough
(2007 notebook)	Nothing Is Certain
(2008 notebook)	Repetitiously Redundant
(2009 notebook)	Love is in the Air