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Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler
(an artist's notebook of sorts)

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Interval I

(1 January : 10 January)

  • Looking Backward and Forward
  • Euro Plurabis Unum
  • New Year Fountain
  • Rat Starter Kit Scam
  • Mistressworks
  • Call Me Mister Squishy
  • Happy Birthday to Me
  • Time Travel Works!
  • A Ridiculously Expensive Necklace
  • Bethan Gulliver (snaportrait)
     
Interval II

(11 January : 19 January)

  • The Problems with Portraits
  • Wrong Place Wrong Time?
  • The Four Things I Know About Edward Steichen
  • Canceled Tartans
  • Horse Sense
  • Fearghas McKay (snaportrait)
  • Sperm Meets Egg
  • Not Four Rare Sumatran Orangutans
  • AHEM ...
     
Interval III

(20 January : 29 January)

  • Idiotic Safety Precautions
  • Digital Beer
  • War ... and Peace
  • Deranged Art
  • You Make Love Like a Communist Spy
  • Old Bad Trip
  • Fear of Wildebeest
  • Hannah Henry (snaportrait)
  • Good Parental Advice
  • Connoisseurship
     
Interval IV

(30 January : 7 February)

  • The Reason for Hair
  • To Your Lovers
  • Save Our Souls (With Better Technology)
  • Sammy Rosen (snaportrait)
  • Porn Art
  • Ignore the Environment
  • Buffalo, Beer, and Brains
  • Expensive Art Shit
  • Iron Bearing Fruit
     
Interval V

(8 February : 17 February)

  • Perishable Fruit
  • The Novel Progress of Charles
  • Toothpaste Whisky Mouth
  • The Greek Future Past
  • Toscani Cigars
  • Acceleration Is A State Of Mind!
  • Anatomical Cravings
  • Unlistening
  • The Death of a Useless Man
  • Steven Russell Galster (snaportrait)
     
Interval VI

(18 February : 26 February)

  • Remembering and Forgetting Drugs
  • Inoffensively Offensive
  • The Second Strongest Urge
  • Jamaican Photo Recipe
  • Spooky Derders
  • Craig van Note (snaportrait)
  • Marie Santil's Folly
  • Fortunately
  • More Editing Adventures
     
Interval VII

(27 February : 8 March)

  • Airport Speed
  • An Exciting Jet Engine Fire Over the Rockies
  • Scott McGrath (snaportrait)
  • Psycholinguistics
  • Morrie's Beard
  • Ali's Glasses
  • Optimization
  • It Comes From the Udder!
  • The Indeterminate Dime
  • Rock and Rôle Over!
     
Interval VIII

(9 March : 17 March)

  • A Delicate Quandary
  • The Kirin Scam
  • Left Hair
  • A Good Quip Gone Bad
  • California Girl Mackerel
  • Feeling Good, Usefully
  • My Intriguing Brother's New Phrase
  • Inorganic Fruit, Not Fountain
  • Self Snaportrait
     
Interval IX

(18 March : 27 March)

  • A Harry Callahan Obituary Anecdote
  • A Common Word, Misspelled
  • Old Delhi
  • Peasant Idealism
  • Perfect Toothpaste
  • Anonymous Snaportrait
  • Kahlua, Love, and Life
  • Deodorized Cigarettes
  • Frank the Pragmat
  • A Bad Monet Review
     
Interval X

(28 March : 5 April)

  • No Martin
  • James Bong
  • The Prime Minister's Spoons
  • Procreational Planning Considerations
  • This Is Not A Test
  • You Never Forget Your First Cult
  • The Endless Search for Satisfaction
  • Cheating With M&Ms
  • Louisa Parker Parker (snaportrait)
     
Interval XI

(6 April : 15 April)

  • Alpha25-to-K Compliant
  • Cannon Golf
  • The Beauty of Art Schools
  • Caveman Over Holland
  • Whew!
  • Parricidal Marketing
  • Beethoven Mit Schlag
  • A Notable Week of Nothing
  • Pollock Puzzle
  • Some Dead Military White Guy (snaportrait(?))
     
Interval XII

(16 April : 24 April)

  • Getting Passion Backward
  • Between Two Barons
  • Insecure Shite
  • Biological Superiority
  • Waxing Eloquent
  • Is the Sky Vertical or Horizontal?
  • The Hierarchy of Laziness
  • A Generally Decent Life
  • Beryl Graham (snaportrait)
     
Interval XIII

(25 April : 4 May)

  • Not Nearly As Good As I Thought I Was
  • Kurt's Purgatory
  • Linda McCartney Grease
  • Airlinia
  • Why the Tie?
  • Absolutely Splendid!
  • Pete Knights (snaportrait)
  • Butt Art
  • Bloody Good
  • Greasy Divorce Strategies
     
Interval XIV

(5 May : 13 May)

  • Sink of the Mayans
  • Moore is Less
  • Drunken Sailors' Shanties
  • Paperclips and Rutabagas
  • Hoplessly Hetero
  • A Minimum of Cents
  • Sex Sells at Slicker Liquors
  • Making Scents of Eastern European Women
  • Nousher Jahedi (snaportrait)
     
Interval XV

(14 May : 23 May)

  • Harvey Littleton's Tree
  • Discounting Duchamp
  • Unclear Chador Situation
  • Rerun Today
  • Airborne Wildlife
  • Sisters of The Dragon
  • Decoding Statues
  • Mrs. Thomas Eakins
  • Photorealism
  • Akirno Carl Raychaudhury (snaportrait)
     
Interval XVI

(24 May : 1 June)

  • Aesthetic Elf-indulgence
  • Virtual Nonsense
  • Like Watering a Saudi Garden
  • The Boggs Mint
  • The Second Mouse Theory
  • Deep and Shallow Breathing
  • Maybe It Is, It Is Not
  • Heading to Thailand
  • Harland Sanders (snaportrait)
     
Interval XVII

(2 June : 11 June)

  • Big Bang Cigarette
  • The Forgery
  • Catching Wildlife Poachers
  • Blood-filled Leeches
  • A Fantastic Night in the Jungle
  • Lovely Thailand Fun
  • Holiday in Cambodia
  • Bean Eye
  • Tim and His Worm
  • Lee Middleton (snaportrait)
     
Interval XVIII

(12 June : 20 June)

  • Tony's Mystery Cake
  • Embassy Kara Not OK
  • Two Thailand Views
  • Pterodactyl Over Siam
  • Appropriated Dark Methodology
  • Wil-Ma and Me
  • Wine Odds
  • Peccadilloes, Ho!
  • Jyothi Kanics (snaportrait)
     
Interval XIX

(21 June : 30 June)

  • Hilarious Rich Bastard Situation
  • Pressing Beer Message
  • My Good Time
  • One-Word Review
  • Richard Collier (snaportrait)
  • An Imperceptible Metamorphosis
  • Eric Clapton Undrugged
  • Ugly People in Old Paintings
  • Successful Failure
  • Bad Statistical Data Poetry
     
Interval XX

(1 July : 10 July)

  • Good Spirits
  • Leaving Wil-Ma
  • On the Eve of the End of the World
  • Vaporings
  • Victim of Fashion
  • Whiskey and Whisky Must Be True
  • Calamari Surprise
  • A Great Review
  • Drinking Lots of Ale, at the Li-berr-eee!
  • Evangelist (snaportrait)
     
Interval XXI

(11 July : 20 July)

  • The French Have a Word For It
  • Dim Bulb Confirmed
  • Greater Than the Sum of Its Arts
  • A Better Art (History) Museum
  • Seeing It for the First Time Twice
  • Hazardous, Horrendous, Stupendous, and Tremendous
  • Richard Avedon Photographing Beautiful Women
  • Marjorie Graham (snaportrait)
  • Hoisted By My Own Small Firecracker
  • Two Aging Problems
     
Interval XXII

(21 July : 29 July)

  • The Color of Hemingway's Shotgun
  • It Didn't Have to Be That Way
  • Poet / Artist / Composer C. John Taylor
  • The Rolling of the Tartan Towels
  • How Green Are You?
  • Ketchup Steak
  • Editing by Intimidation
  • Joe Turnbull (snaportrait)
  • Smells Like Art
     
Interval XXIII

(30 July : 8 August)

  • Too Drunk to Swim
  • Smoking on KLM 55
  • Everybody Must Get Cannabinoids
  • Pizza Geometry
  • Inflated Time
  • A Bit of a Palestinian
  • Elbow and Nipple Soap
  • Three Weeks and Counting
  • Judith Kilpatrick (snaportrait)
  • You Will Be Toad
     
Interval XXIV

(9 August : 18 August)

  • She Just Didn't Know When to Stop
  • Kennedy's Spawn
  • Virtual Eclipse
  • The Futility of Crunky
  • John Goggin (snaportrait)
  • Damp Swiss Watch
  • Wretched El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula
  • I'm Such a Slut
  • The Inscrutable Noodle
  • Encounter with a Kaymogre 4399
     
Interval XXV

(19 August : 27 August)

  • Notworking
  • Tappety, Tappety, Tappety ...
  • Destruction at Dr. McGrath's Laboratory
  • Flip. Flop.
  • The Difference(s) Between Erotica and Pornography
  • A Long Hike in the Library
  • Constant Random Variable
  • Accidental Suicide
  • Gerrica Dunning (snaportrait)
     
Interval XXVI

(28 August : 6 September)

  • Morrie Camhi, 1928-1999
  • Brad Perkes' Improbable Moons
  • Toxic Night Breath
  • Randy Hayes (snaportrait)
  • Listless Artist
  • The Greatest Show on Coldwater Road
  • Poets Day
  • Idea Seeds
  • Sky Antiblue
  • The Notable Printer's Very Funny Joke
     
Interval XXVII

(7 September : 16 September)

  • Rinehart on Rainier
  • The Challenge of Repetition
  • Raveling into Inebriation
  • Pooh-pooh Picasso, et cetera
  • Expensive Hippie Towns
  • Midwife Crisis
  • Crooked Fingers Run in the Family
  • Head versus Body
  • The Challenge of Repetition
  • Gregg Rinehart (snaportrait)
     
Interval XXVIII

(17 September : 25 September)

  • The Inexplicable Magnetism of Flint
  • Back to Mount Morris
  • Instant Hangover Concoction
  • Billy Is Wilder
  • The Secret of Government Arts Funding
  • 11,111,111 Squared
  • The Beginning of a Fine Conductor
  • Eighty-proof Vision
  • Carey Turnbull (snaportrait)
     
Interval XXIX

(26 September : 5 October)

  • Preceding a Serious Automobile Accident
  • Ocular Tendrils
  • "I'm Going to Eat My Brain."
  • Not Right, Not Even Wrong
  • Garrison Keillor's Clever Punctuation
  • Serene Pub Vision
  • Derrière Under Siege
  • Fiona Coleman (snaportrait)
  • Snaportraits
  • Sylvestre Matuschka
     
Interval XXX

(6 October : 15 October)

  • The Arts Industry
  • An Academic Exercise
  • Strategic Eulogies
  • No Time to Think
  • Johanna Leila Jüngling
  • Orbiting Hammers
  • Six Billion Plus
  • Alfred Whitstread's Possible Good Thing
  • Leslie Graham (snaportrait)
  • Poor David Hockney
     
Interval XXXI

(16 October : 24 October)

  • The Wine of the Wrath of Her Fornication
  • Lorna's Practical Ambition
  • Life Before Computers
  • An Accurate Prediction
  • The Length of Death
  • I'm No Sellout
  • Paul Batlan (snaportrait)
  • The Path Less Travailed
  • Good Busy
     
Interval XXXII

(25 October : 3 November)

  • Too Hot
  • Weasel Words
  • Gerald's Werds
  • Walking Fish Machine
  • Usedtacoulda
  • An Everyday Holiday
  • San Francisco Dining Economics
  • Don't Forget the Car
  • Consumed by Toys
  • Rob Mooney (snaportrait)
     
Interval XXXIII

(4 November : 13 November)

  • Invisible Helicopter Walk
  • Photographic Myths
  • Juliette Majot (snaportrait)
  • MAs
  • Unfortunate Saying Cookies
  • No Indolence Clinic
  • The Constant Comic Universal Variable
  • Contemporary Imaging Pitfalls
  • Bert's Broken Tongue
  • Future Increments of Time
     
Interval XXXIV

(14 November : 22 November)

  • The Blender Channel
  • Lazy Man's Shine
  • SAS
  • Beyond Dumb
  • James Brown Doesn't Wear a Cummerbund
  • The Rembrandt of Nothing
  • Millennium
  • Bo-K
  • No More Snaportraits
     
Interval XXXIV

(23 November : 2 December)

  • A Hairball the Size of a Cantaloupe
  • The Enlightened Despot and the Prize
  • Misty Dawn Bushes
  • An Unfortunate Combination
  • A Strange, Analog Day
  • Always from Two to Four Meters from a Spider
  • Not a Very Good Story
  • Guest Room Temptations
  • Life or Death Options
  • No Career Vision
     
Interval XXXVI

(3 December : 12 December)

  • The Essence of Jewish Holidays
  • Casanova (Sugar Art)
  • Good Advice, Wasted Again
  • Happy Ending
  • Last Moon Words
  • Invincibility Pill
  • Tree Posturing
  • Healthy Broccoli, Maybe
  • Hella-Cool
  • A Polite Admonition
     
Interval XXXVII

(13 December : 21 December)

  • Death, Decaffeinated
  • No Free Pornography
  • Furniture Indicating Space and Art
  • Come Inside the Music?
  • Sexing My Girlfriend
  • Less Than Meets the Eye
  • FUBAR
  • Stefan's Lament
  • Way to Go, Charles!
     
Interval XXXVIII

(22 December : 31 December)

  • Dog Oil
  • Bonfire Editing
  • Dusty Cowboy Hat
  • Red-Green Reversal
  • Happy New Year, Perhaps
  • Roselle Juice
  • Ugly Housekeeping Discoveries
  • My Other Notebooks
  • A Slow Year
  • The Last Word
     
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