Weak I (1 January : 8 January)	No. 7,206 (cartoon) 2008 Preface Nothink Lethologica Polly’s Abbreviated Party Just a Snowman Happy Ninetieth Birthday Known Knowns
Weak II (9 January : 15 January)	No. 9,216 (cartoon) What’s in a Name? Human Locomotion Decibels and Decimal Places Another Texas Moron Story How to Talk About Books You Haven’t Read Rutherford’s Rejoinder
Weak III (16 January : 21 January)	No. 234 (cartoon) Better Lost Than Found Successful Failure Shilly-shallying The Importance of Mirrors The American Mustache Institute
Weak IV (22 January : 29 January)	No. 1,718 (cartoon) Moving Pictures?! Life Imitating (Bad) Art Nine Fingers Bad Annie’s Clever Resolve (Not) Bangkok Neurological Meat Bouquets Eighty-Four Things About Twelve French Girls
Weak V (30 January : 5 February)	No. 4,526 (cartoon) Driving Blind Rice Cooker Death Ray A Plethora of Gobbler’s Knobs Computers Can’t Work, But Do Colin’s Reward (With Extra Guacamole, Even) An Expensive Nap, Untaken
Weak VI (6 February : 11 February)	No. 1,725 (cartoon) The Most Important Things Spare Credit Card? Ships and Boats An Aesthetic Confession No More Polaroids
Weak VII (12 February : 19 February)	No. 8,149 (cartoon) Dumb Camera Luck Pillow Fight! Perfect! The Three Meanings of Life Revisited Paper Airplanes in Space Postmarital Semantics Coulrophobia Redux
Weak VIII (20 February : 26 February)	No. 3,855 (cartoon) Not Dancing in Bangalore Forty-One Stamps on an Envelope Making Money With Art? Well Unread Necessary for Regurgitation Newcastle Earthquake!
Weak IX (27 February : 4 March)	No. 1,612 (cartoon) Not Lovin’ It Eleven Four-Letter Films Deer Crossing The Three Dusks Eaten Eaten Cummings National Grammar Day
Weak X (5 March : 12 March)	No. 588 (cartoon) Freeze-Dried Sperm Hitachi Global Storage Technologies versus Giant, Mutant, Radioactive Attack Spiders The Secret of Longevity My Lost Hour The Attraction of Los Angeles Explained Make Your Own Jargon Day Klara’s Fabulous Birthday
Weak XI (13 March : 19 March)	No. 8,782 (cartoon) Buttery Lungs! Swiss Army Knife Conundrum Easy Mud Cookies A Sticky Situation Classically Stupid Opposing Drinking Strategies
Weak XII (20 March : 25 March)	No. 5,678 (cartoon) Faux Mirós! James Thurber, Mathematician Muslim Days and Nights Art Loss Register Questionable Insight
Weak XIII (26 March : 2 April)	No. 1,384 (cartoon) How to Smoke a Pipe British Hierarchy on the Streets of San Francisco Death with a Smile Licentious Wombats?! Mount Rainier Ale (sketch) The First April Fools Day Giving Oddness a Bad Name
Weak XIV (3 April : 9 April)	No. 4,513 (cartoon) Getting Stupider by the Day Childhood Memories No Corporate Nap Time Evil Genius Gothic Penthouse Royal Toilet Counsel The Father of the Electric Toothbrush and Vibrator
Weak XV (10 April : 15 April)	No. 1,782 (cartoon) The Lights Ain’t Never Killed Nobody Kingsley Amis Annoys Me Feeling Digitally Old Keeping Nazi Traditions Alive in San Francisco Granite Watercolor, Granite Charcoal Sketch
Weak XVI (16 April : 23 April)	No. 8,432 (cartoon) Wirelessless in the East Village Fighting the Tyranny of Lucidity FIT Students A Really Good Question Certain Aesthetic Concerns Seventeen Manhattan Windows The Façade of Security
Weak XVII (24 April : 30 April)	No. 8,996 (cartoon) The Future Is Here Open Studios Strategy The Physics of Memory A Lesson Lost Canned Salad Diego Rivera Ugly and Frida Khalo Beautiful
Weak XVIII (1May : 6 May)	No. 7,195 (cartoon) Faux Artists’ Saloon Here and There Napless Imelda Inspired by Mush Why They Live There
Weak XIX (7 May : 14 May)	No. 3,544 (cartoon) Drinking With My Mother The Escalating Price of Dirt The Thing You Cannot Explain Avoiding Baby Suffocation Communist Romance Circular Versus Nonlinear Music Truly Affluent
Weak XX (15 May : 21 May)	No. 6,810 (cartoon) Classical Mechanics Uncompromising Conversation An Annoying Romance Inscrutability Redux Kennedy Brains Enrico’s Absence Quantified
Weak XXI (22 May : 27 May)	No. 3,360 (cartoon) Neither Bad Nor Good The Expensiver the Better Towel Day The Most Difficult and Precious Thing to Achieve Gravity Is Dangerous
Weak XXII (28 May : 4 June)	No. 8,068 (cartoon) The Best Seat in the House Unfuckwithable Eight Japanese Views, Thrice Removed Better Than Thinking for Myself Drunker Than Me Spinach Bone Six-pack Meditation
Weak XXIII (5 June : 11 June)	No. 5,334 (cartoon) Dead Duck Day Lonesome Luis’s Deportation Strategy Catlike Mastication Mortification A Consistent Length Superfluous Men Equal to Pigs
Weak XXIV (12 June : 17 June)	No. 6,705 (cartoon) Two Thousand Days Longer than Joe Strummer Funny Undefined Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day Yet Another Way to Die The Beautiful Women of Santiago
Weak XXV (18 June : 25 June)	No. 2,112 (cartoon) Mexican Fecal Dust Latin [sic] America Greenpeace Runs on Whale Meat Curious Chilean Drinking Practices Boring Santiago Maids Armed Unrest The Andy’s
Weak XXVI (26 June : 2 July)	No. 6,451 (cartoon) Chilean Dogs Nine Santiago Apartment Blocks Doomed Museums Rubbage No Ideas Fingers or Brains?
Weak XXVII (3 July : 8 July)	No. 1,853 (cartoon) Green Fireworks She Whose Call Must Be Answered In Touch With His Anger Cheese Bloodbath! Cuneiform Forever
Weak XXVIII (9 July : 16 July)	No. 2,247 (cartoon) Inspirimotivation Activation A Million Scoville Heat Units! Big and Horsey Like a Dog, Except An Apostrophe Redefined? Alicia’s Misfortune in Advertising My Increasingly Better Past
Weak XXIX (17 July : 23 July)	No. 2,238 (cartoon) Phony Driving in California Déjà Vu All Over Again and Again Art Isn’t Simple This While and That While Plenty Peru We’re All Lesbians!
Weak XXX (24 July : 29 July)	No. 634 (cartoon) Underground versus Under Brown Thirty-Eight Different Semen Stains Revisited Lickerish Eleven Chilean Circles Canned Champagne
Weak XXXI (30 July : 6 August)	No. 8,632 (cartoon) Digital Urination My Least Favorite Drugstore The Oldest Joke Old News Faster Than Troubles? Translate Server Error Snoring versus Didgeridooing
Weak XXXII (7 August : 13 August)	No. 3,769 (cartoon) Notes from the Olympics, Day One Notes from the Olympics, Day Two Notes from the Olympics, Day Three Notes from the Olympics, Day Four Notes from the Olympics, Day Five Notes from the Olympics, Day Six
Weak XXXIII (14 August : 19 August)	No. 261 (cartoon) Life-size Skull? On Work and Love Not a Place of Honor Picking Relatives and Noses The Whisky Cure
Weak XXXIV (20 August : 27 August)	No. 5,121 (cartoon) Survival of the Stupidest Meeting Apollo and Dionysus Preserving Appropriation and Disorder Spelling Deserter Towel Theory Hawaiian Pluckers! Eight Frequent Colors
Weak XXXV (28 August : 3 September)	No. 993 (cartoon) Bad Hawaiian Air Scott’s Vows on Paper Huge Sea Beastie Good Hawaiian Riddance Found Art on Hawaii No. 315 Ten Pineapple Rings on Maui
Weak XXXVI (4 September : 9 September)	No. 6,874 (cartoon) Rodney’s Wasted Wish Getting Drunk on Halloween Disney Lemmings It’s Water-flavored Beer! An Unambiguous Relationship
Weak XXXVII (10 September : 17 September)	No. 5,405 (cartoon) Another Tedious Airport Story Oh Blanada! Potatoes: Watch Them Grow! Omelette in a Glass Blanadian Nudes Not Dreaming in Flint Artist and Ploiter
Weak XXXVIII (18 September : 24 September)	No. 5,373 (cartoon) What’s Wrong With a Miniskirt? A Legend in My Own Mind Love is Grand Wasted Space Irish Breakfast Tea versus English Breakfast Tea Bob Dylan’s Missing Suitcase
Weak XXXIX (25 September : 30 September)	No. 5,070 (cartoon) Alcoholics Anonymous? Infantile Entertainment Relative Mothers Better Never to Have Been Chargers
Weak XL (1 October : 8 October)	No. 1,937 (cartoon) Duchamp in Purgatory Tic-Tac-Toe for Dummies Camera-holder-upper The Odious Jobs Threat Sloppy Child Legislation Honey Nappus Interruptus
Weak XLI (9 October : 15 October)	No. 6,763 (cartoon) Admiring Masterpieces Still No Cure for Right-handedness Making Stuff Up and Writing It Down Why My Head Doesn’t Explode Mediocre Circular Photographs You Could Be One of Them
Weak XLII (16 October : 21 October)	No. 9,227 (cartoon) House of Blood Abhorring Vacuums Art Is Work Watching Electrocutions A Passion for Indolence
Weak XLIII (22 October : 29 October)	No. 5,809 (cartoon) Even the Dead Flee Color-blind Radio Weeding Memories Tubular Chili Small English Beer Two Sketched and Two Painted Arrows Twenty-Two Commercial Paint Formulæ Mise en Scènes
Weak XLIV (30 October : 5 November)	No. 3,046 (cartoon) Worstfest Lead-pipe Cinch Comparative Shopping The Sneck of the Smallie and Beyond Obaman’s Real Agenda Bolivian Oblivion
Weak XLV (6 November : 11 November)	No. 5,440 (cartoon) Sticky Poking Songs Like a Cake Bald Finger The F[art]-word Two Good Ways to Die in Brazil
Weak XLVI (12 November : 19 November)	No. 6,828 (cartoon) Incidents and Disasters Earth Without Art Nefarious Nikon Knobs No DC for Me Dead Art Rat, Not Dead Rat Art Unintended Consequences Like Britches on a Snake
Weak XLVII (20 November : 26 November)	No. 8,028 (cartoon) Fast Fingernails and Slow Toenails Punk Bodyguards?! Half Bisexual Duplicitous Sperm-Stealing Orchids Circular Logic Twenty-One Fort Mason, San Francisco, Parking Lines
Weak XLVIII (27 November : 2 December)	No. 9,666 (cartoon) Turkey or Chop Suey? The Futility of Checkers Michael Jackson Unmapped Clock Killed No Hadean Photographs
Weak XLIX (3 December : 10 December)	No. 1,304 (cartoon) More Suffering Than Drawing Pablo the Lazarus Dog Marriage and Tolerance Giant Roll of Honour Deathbed Music Minimal Computer Insight Dubious Chinese Candy
Weak L (11 December : 17 December)	No. 8,917 (cartoon) Safe Sex Bacon’s Not Bacon Faux Crises Death by Vacuum Lethal Aerial Art Turkey Feather!
Weak LI (18 December : 23 December)	No. 3,804 (cartoon) Poh-theeds Christmas Spirit Murder Dark Solstice Hail Santa! Beta Vulgaris
Weak LII (24 December : 31 December)	No. 6,328 (cartoon) A Shitty Christmas Alcoholiday! An Abundance of Pretentiousness and a Dearth of Ideas World-class Typo Puffling Twenty-Three Cinematic Yosemite Panoramas Rolls of Honour
(1996 notebook)	1996 Exactly Almost
(1997 notebook)	Fifty-Three Weeks a Year
(1998 notebook)	It Happens Every Day, Periodically
(1999 notebook)	Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler
(2000 notebook)	Last Millennium or Next?
(2001 notebook)	2001 Weakly, More or Less
(2002 notebook)	The Same, More Better
(2003 notebook)	What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?
(2004 notebook)	Some Days Are Better Than Others
(2005 notebook)	Is This The End?
(2006 notebook)	Enough Is Never Enough
(2007 notebook)	Nothing Is Certain
(2008 notebook)	Repetitiously Redundant
(2009 notebook)	Love is in the Air