Weak I (01 January : 08 January)	No. 3,813 (cartoon) Bernard’s Miserable A Time and a Place A Classic Artist (Not) Suffering for My Art Felix Gonzalez-Torres A Passive Birthday Bat Bark Chime (Attraction No. 10-23)
Weak II (09 January : 15 January)	No. 3,919 (cartoon) Poor Diane Learning To Forget On Modesty Possession Unstable of Artists The One Tray Rule
Weak III (16 January : 21 January)	No. 9,771 (cartoon) Outrageous Publicity The Deadline is the Solution Better Unseen Dead Baby Threat Pleasantly Unclear
Weak IV (22 January : 29 January)	No. 4,191 (cartoon) Poetry Trap! Baking Flowers Head Amputation A Bombastic Display of Testosterone-fueled Self-indulgence Standard Reply Free Range Brain Deceptively Slothful
Weak V (30 January : 05 February)	No. 3,163 (cartoon) Mean Punkle David Thai Deadly Chicken Scam The Last Groundhog’s Day The Hierarchy of Geeks Dead of Alive? An Ambitious Schedule
Weak VI (06 February : 11 February)	No. 1,213 (cartoon) Technological Shortcomings Deformed Lemon AK-MP3 The Perfect Husband A Tedious Prince
Weak VII (12 February : 19 February)	No. 3,537 (cartoon) Forgetful Artists (Sort of) Meeting Karin Stack The Last Word on Diane Arbus The Colon, The Semicolon, and the Exclamation Point Grey Poopoo Permanent Change of Address Not My Life’s Story
Weak VIII (20 February : 26 February)	No. 6,131 (cartoon) Going Downhill Fast Looking a Gift Scotch in the Mouth Twin Brick Buildings Canned Urination Overrated Drugs Tasting Cheap Wine
Weak IX (27 February : 04 March)	No. 3,242 (cartoon) Dinner with Christopher and Barbara Bonus Day Swimming Thumpety-thump Thumping on the Roof Drug Education Scopophilia Around Midnight
Weak X (05 March : 12 March)	No. 8,752 (cartoon) A Day at the Races The Truth About the Poodle and the Spittoon Devastating Musical Tsunami Keeping Secrets The Uselessness of Useful Knowledge The Truth About Carrots Patrick’s Wake
Weak XI (13 March : 19 March)	No. 222 (cartoon) Go Team Go! The Dark Side of California Dihydrogen Monoxide Abuse St. Patrick’s Day Three Thousand Entries Clichés Alive!
Weak XII (20 March : 25 March)	No. 1,817 (cartoon) Footprints, Molars, and Incisors Fuck All Y’all Stupider Than Sex The Narrenschiff A Pseudo-Religious Experience
Weak XIII (26 March : 02 April)	No. 6,597 (cartoon) Bad Habits Persist Polkacide! Remembering the Blind Man on Mount Everest A Very Strange, Sad Affliction Tea With Milk and Sugar at Night The Obvious, Stupid Solution Not a Bad Writer
Weak XIV (03 April : 09 April)	No. 9,359 (cartoon) Italian Innuendo Churchill Toilet Considerations No Comrades of Mine Anchor Muse Trucks of Creation and Destruction Drum Machines versus Drummers
Weak XV (10 April : 15 April)	No. 7,535 (cartoon) No Headless Vampires Dominique’s Birthday Cake Evening the Odds A Meditative Proposition Another Scary News Story
Weak XVI (16 April : 23 April)	No. 1,663 (cartoon) Not Even Beer-flavored No Chinese Party Fishing for an Apology Airport Terror Cigarettes Slowly Twitching Another Irish Pub Death An Unnatural Burrito
Weak XVII (24 April : 30 April)	No. 1,780 (cartoon) Dog-sniffing Drugs Big Tree Theory Omelettes for Breakfast Cobain’s CDD Died of Death Stupid Dog Story
Weak XVIII (01 May : 06 May)	No. 4,943 (cartoon) Going Far, Now What Art? Staring Is Caring Backup Reptile Brain Fragrant Delicto
Weak XIX (07 May : 14 May)	No. 4,603 (cartoon) Entering the Aesthetic State Robert Edison Fulton Junior An Argument Beyond Words Patricia’s Dr. Patricia Lack of Charisma May Be Fatal Al’s Workshop Groupies Beautiful Woman with Metal Legs
Weak XX (15 May : 21 May)	No. 8,827 (cartoon) Dynamic Incompetent Cork Pocket Conundrum Tight Rice An Annoying Review Rhonda’s an Enucleator Lost Revenant
Weak XXI (22 May : 27 May)	No. 2,240 (cartoon) Dogtown Speaking in Potatoes Contemporary Entertainment Priorities More Time Wasted The Tie is Refuse
Weak XXII (28 May : 04 June)	No. 6,657 (cartoon) My Really Smart Friends The First Vienna Vegetable Orchestra Beer and a Long, Easy Life Wasting Her Fuse Summer Wardrobe Considerations Gag Me with a Rainbow Meeting Monte
Weak XXIII (05 June : 11 June)	No. 3,287 (cartoon) Good Riddance, Vegetable Ronnie The Unforgettable Aroma of Flint Behind the Curtain in Appleteon A Questionable Technical Advance Not a Typo Boneless Arm
Weak XXIV (12 June : 17 June)	No. 3,216 (cartoon) Fucking Austrians Hip or Bosnian? Human Head on Valencia Polyarmory Considerations Poetry Machines
Weak XXV (18 June : 25 June)	No. 3,375 (cartoon) All Nippon Airways Flight 0008 Widely Unknown Innovative New Con Uncredentialed Mo’ Ron Memorials Drink and Create Blue Light Special
Weak XXVI (26 June : 02 July)	No. 2,840 (cartoon) Sevenths versus Elevenths, Then Nineteenths Rewarded, Not Lured Ex-Voto The Island of Reversible Destiny Ajar Looking Dinner in the Eye
Weak XXVII (03 July : 08 July)	No. 138 (cartoon) Victoria’s Philosophy Rewarded, Not Lured An Extraordinary Imagination Wireless Notebook Only Users Lose Drugs
Weak XXVIII (09 July : 16 July)	No. 2,176 (cartoon) Behind Schedule A Descent Relationship Unpredictable Ales Twenty-Eight Days After Bhuto Dancing Laura Splan Reciprocal Appreciation Binary Winnowing
Weak XXIX (17 July : 23 July)	No. 4,652 (cartoon) An English Breakfast Television in Italian A Harmless Italian Mosquito The Foreign Language Trap Whales Are Delicious Unhelpful Carabinieri
Weak XXX (24 July : 29 July)	No. 2,756 (cartoon) Cider House Fools Old Ale in New Cans Soup Sandwiches A340 Basement Baby Pictures
Weak XXXI (30 July : 06 August)	No. 5,993 (cartoon) Fire Museum A Prejudice Reinforced Why Germans Drink Aiming for Better Pedestrians The Great British Faggot Awe Reservoir, Henri Dahlia is a Dal
Weak XXXII (07 August : 13 August)	No. 3,614 (cartoon) High Notes Wired and Wireless Wires Where Does Wax Come From? American and Italian Toilet Paper Old and Not Old Priceless or Worthless Burritos
Weak XXXIII (14 August : 19 August)	No. 3,001 (cartoon) My First Wake, Delayed Ambiguity with Amy Unpopular Music Eroica is Erotica dba God’s Messenger
Weak XXXIV (20 August : 27 August)	No. 3,799 (cartoon) 12:00/13:00 20 August 2004 Beats Me Pleasant Whatever Ocular Denial Hymenoptera Too Happy to Sleep Photo Templates
Weak XXXV (28 August : 03 September)	No. 7,144 (cartoon) Almost Dead Art Seven-dollar and Twelve-dollar Wine Frisco in the Great Steak of Texas Sciolism Avant Garde Isn’t Alex’s Opening
Weak XXXVI (04 September : 09 September)	No. 3,457 (cartoon) Smarter than the Average Bear Sons of Satin German Climate Inquiry Cellar and Belly are One Concurrent and Sequential Recreational Drugs
Weak XXXVII (10 September : 17 September)	No. 4,972 (cartoon) Celibacy is for the Dead Separate Music and Speech Channels Fishy Wine Patchouli Salad In Trouble Again Art Unrelated to Art R.A.M.O.N.E.S!
Weak XXXVIII (18 September : 24 September)	No. 5,829 (cartoon) Ideal Waste The Show Continues Tree Sea Not Just a Statistic A Token Loss I Can See in the Dark
Weak XXXIX (25 September : 30 September)	No. 6,137 (cartoon) Dietary Prejudices A Lot More Less Controllable Heat Erasure Gandhi versus Business Casual Dress Cardboard Mirror
Weak XL (01 October : 08 October)	No. 2,438 (cartoon) Happily Ever After Richard Avegone Open Studios Visits Medicated Meat Ig Nobel Prize Not Banned Films The Art That Chose the Words Can’t Spell
Weak XLI (09 October : 15 October)	No. 1,088 (cartoon) Biological Chromophobia Stega’s Sexy Phone Ghost Mountain My Kind of Drug Internet Sans Puss Failed Artists
Weak XLII (16 October : 21 October)	No. 3,063 (cartoon) Burritos (Not) Bigger Than a Baby Straightsexyhair Shampoo No Drum Solos Rosie’s Next Novel Carmel-by-the-Sleaze
Weak XLIII (22 October : 29 October)	No. 2,943 (cartoon) That Schwarzenschnitzel Bragging Surcharge Beyond Talent Veterinary School Tales Overly Cautious Dating The Belly of the Breast Picklesimer Reality
Weak XLIV (30 October : 05 November)	No. 3,939 (cartoon) The Most Beautiful Rabbit I’ll Ever See Reoccurring Kinetic Environmental Sculptures Quotably Unquotable A Rhetorical Election Question Another Rhetorical Election Question Self-defecating Humor
Weak XLV (06 November : 11 November)	No. 2,305 (cartoon) Corsettographs Interruptus According to Plan, or Not The Truth About Lithuanians Urban Matador Libby’s Potted Meat
Weak XLVI (12 November : 19 November)	No. 736 (cartoon) Marching to A Different Dumber 2:38 Black and White Popcorn The Impossible Becomes Inevitable Read Books, Get Brain World’s First Bigfoot Hooker Tells All! Fingerprinted
Weak XLVII (20 November : 26 November)	No. 7,303 (cartoon) World Toilet Summit The First Artist on Mars Annoys Me Another Standoff The Little Incident with the Five Gun-waving Cops An Inept Impostor An Unfortunate Combination
Weak XLVIII (27 November : 02 December)	No. 3,623 (cartoon) Neither Diary nor Blog An Unusual Death On the Hinternet A Day Not Without Wretched Art Dears! Photographer, Painter and Mystic Man Frantisek Drtikol
Weak XLIX (03 December : 10 December)	No. 8,135 (cartoon) Les Art Problematical Choctaw Creative Fabrications Interesting Numbers An Inexplicable Semantic Discovery Wh’r I’ll Remember Acceptably Disheveled
Weak L (11 December : 17 December)	No. 840 (cartoon) Not Married for Fifty Years The Animals Film Drinking and Reading Out of Whack Some of the People Some of the Time Discretion Advised Voodoo Logic
Weak LI (18 December : 23 December)	No. 1,974 (cartoon) Driving Advice from Canada Dissembling Strategically Let’s Face It, Within Reason Witnessing Death According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game
Weak LII (24 December : 31 December)	No. 4,156 (cartoon) Ex-Xmas Tsunami Dreams Granted Seasonal Greetings Basic Math Perhaps Doubly Premature A Somewhat Ambiguous Ending
(1996 notebook)	1996 Exactly Almost
(1997 notebook)	Fifty-Three Weeks a Year
(1998 notebook)	It Happens Every Day, Periodically
(1999 notebook)	Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler
(2000 notebook)	Last Millennium or Next?
(2001 notebook)	2001 Weakly, More or Less
(2002 notebook)	The Same, More Better
(2003 notebook)	What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?
(2004 notebook)	Some Days Are Better Than Others
(2005 notebook)	Is This The End?
(2006 notebook)	Enough Is Never Enough
(2007 notebook)	Nothing Is Certain
(2008 notebook)	Repetitiously Redundant
(2009 notebook)	Love is in the Air