Transition I (1 January : 9 January)	Last Millennium or Next? Underwater Banquet Diving Safety Tips A Simple and Rational Pail Drunks versus Alcoholics Editorial Truism Another Birthday A Ride to the Liquor Store Small Gardening Shed Fire
Transition II (10 January : 17 January)	It Turns Out That It’s True Port-Millennium Depression Barmecide Banquet Everything I Think Calling it ART KLM 2134 San Francisco Weather Writing Itself
Transition III (18 January : 26 January)	Twelve Galaxies Guiltied to a Technitronic Rocket Society French, Not Dead Happy Ale Why Californians Are, Of Course, Crazy (Part I) Toilet Seat Considerations San Francisco Underground Model Railroad The Vice of Kings What Has He Done Lately? Joey and Sheila Were Lovers
Transition IV (27 January : 3 February)	Two Friends The Keys to Success 1972 Was a Very Good Year Aunt Jean’s Last Political Act As Stakespeare Said Tretminen! Wine Death Talk Driving to Paradise Without Another Me
Transition V (4 February : 12 February)	Rainier Cheer The Speed of Eagles The Turn of the Centuries Dead Cats Prefer Thoughts on the Arrival of Cole Riley McCann-Phillips An Unusual Review A Quiet, Boring Lunch Barthelona and the Diet of Worms Tasting Six Wines
Transition VI (13 February : 20 February)	Too Young to Be Sane Real Like Lumpy Oatmeal A Short Afternoon at the Galleries Molly Ivans Knows a Thing or Two About Art Completely Irrelevant Feeling Playboy Seventeen Types of Dust Last Day Bonfire
Transition VII (21 February : 29 February)	Ill At Ease Sexual Innuendo Jokes A Nasal Whine Louder That Jets London Tap Water Slice Ratio Considerations Children These Days Smart Whiskey Cats and Brats Linda at Eleven
Transition VIII (1 March : 8 March)	There’s Nothing Like a Vicious Review The Last Refuge of the Gorillas 360 Degrees (In Progress) The Dark Side of the Sun Norwegian Bedding Instructions Titivating My Vocabulary Into the Vomitusphere [        ]
Transition IX (9 March : 17 March)	Veronique’s Three-dimensional Painting Strategy Modern Art Doesn’t Work Gulf Sierra Zulu Yankee Bad Art, Great Time Tales from the Womb Everything I Have to Say About Clothes Making the Grades The Googolplex Problem Ostrich Eyes
Transition X (18 March : 25 March)	Coral Surprise Human Sausage An Unmemorable Visit With the Anesthesiologist Two Co-Codamols and One Diclofenac Sodium To God The Second Doughnut Opening Genital(s) Driving to the Vanishing Point
Transition XI (26 March : 3 April)	Daylight Procrastination Time One Hundred and Fifty-Two Beans Strong Dead People on Autopilot Dudley Diplomat The Executioner’s Manners Fishlike Ambition Ha-ha, Ho-ho, and Hee-hee An Education in Evolution Bandages Revisited
Transition XII (4 April : 11 April)	Stiff Upper Lip Scratch & Sniff Art Give and Take Life Ends at Sixty-Four Not Quite My Father’s Eightieth Birthday Oksekøds Smag Drinking and Publishing Voltaire on Lyrics
Transition XIII (12 April : 20 April)	Soporific Technical Notes The Queen’s Anus Horribilis A Rare Find Not the Nature of Genius The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread The Nigel Experience Edward Albee on Deck Caffeinated Finns An Unapologetic Note
Transition XIV (21 April : 28 April)	One Million Hits, Infinite Hits An Uneventful Visit With Wayne Jesus’s Miraculous Bronze Underwear The Typo of the Millenium E Plurabis Vomitus Writing About Art It Goes Without Saying Forgeries Redux
Transition XV (29 April : 7 May)	News (Withheld) from Mother A Celebrity Mathematician Who Looks Good in a Rubber Dress on Shakespeare Slow May Day A Twenty-Dollar Film The Sizzle in the Razzle-Dazzle A Crap Story Losing Serious Marbles The Height of Cleverness Shortest Poems Are Best
Transition XVI (8 May : 15 May)	How To Lose Weight through Great Sex with Celebrities (the Elvis Way) An Organ of Human Progress It’s All Russian to Me Art and Evolution My Kind of Expert William Klein’s Cautionary Tale The Bottle in Question Salmon Mouse
Transition XVII (16 May : 24 May)	Deoxyribonucleic Acid Trip Javed Iqbal is a Dead Man Fortified Beers Inside Coffee Ethical Meat Barbara Cartland’s Massive Oeuvre Meeting the Fat Lady Bela Lugosi’s Appropriately Dead Famous Last Words
Transition XVIII (25 May : 1 June)	Those Incredible, Fabulous Schiphol Toilets Jet on Jets Flying With Ani A Carless Decade Missy at the Hush Hush Club Corporate Faith, Rewarded Big Gun Go Bang Rabbit Rabbit
Transition XIX (2 June : 10 June)	Martians The Fortune-Telling Fish Professor Walhberg’s Curse The Opposite of Scientist Collection The Shipping Forecast Brand Name Ice Shoe Bullies in a Parallel Universe Poker Probabilities Meat Logic
Transition XX (11 June : 18 June)	Umlaut Ranch CornCam Discipline Ted Orland’s Scenes of Wonder & Curiosity That’s Art! Excellent Wine Advice Tired and Unappreciative Workers Coulrophobia A Useless Query
Transition XXI (19 June : 27 June)	A Manifesto to Ignore Janey’s Synaesthesia Horse and Tractor Dances My Electronic Memories The Aesthetic Limitations of Potholders Kinky Newspaper Delivery Motions Questioning Pride Day? Anything Goes With Legs Inspiration Deficit Disorder
Transition XXII (28 June : 5 July)	The Liederhosen Restaurant Crossing the Equator, Safely Down, Down Under Not Going Native Postapocalypse Now The Theory of Attractive Relativity No Jaywalking Worries OK Curry
Transition XXIII (6 July : 14 July)	Au Reservoir, Australia Space-time Continuum Shortcut Leonardo’s Repeated Fortune Concealed Sculpture Piece Garlic Aftertastes New Camera Warnings Pay-per-view Art Chinaco Reposado Tequila Night Visionless
Transition XXIV (15 July : 22 July)	Monarch of the Glen and Skunk (Kentucky/Tennessee) Jeff Koons is a Moron Burrito Calm God’s Waiting Room Smells Like Pan Am Art Is San Francisco Tiki Lamp Eudaemonism
Transition XXV (23 July : 31 July)	Frying Up a Mess of Onions and Garlic in Olive Oil Not Listening to Writers, Mostly Old Rug with Eight Swastikas Back to f64, Briefly Possibly Three Forms of Sex Blame It on the Romans A Promising Saturday Big Beer Truck Deal A Really Moving Book
Transition XXVI (1 August : 8 August)	Never Lend a Camera A Dream Unrecounted Holesale Supply Marriage Advice Slurred Martian Hearing Unbalancing Rocks Comfort Foods A Contemporary Visit
Transition XXVII (9 August : 17 August)	God Car Same Stuff, Different Sauce Diaereses to the Rescue Cats in the Age of Digital Music A Senseless Killing Lightheadedness On the Cleanliness of Towels Rewarding Spam Paderewski’s Prediction
Transition XXVIII (18 August : 25 August)	Interrobang?! Staggering Genius The Honor System Virus The Really Interesting Bits Grammar Uber Alles Marching Ants Forty-Four Year Old Eyes Minus Forty A Lot of Art is Boring
Transition XXIX (26 August : 3 September)	The Three Stages of Flight Ace’s Advice Dead Man’s Car Ask Any Teledildonicist Iceland Phallological Museum Craptacular! Taking Care of Work The Aesthetics of Appearance Not Fünny
Transition XXX (4 September : 11 September)	Let’s Make a Bomb! Drinking to the Ozone Hole The Artist’s Life, Explained Three Hundred More Ideas Be Very Afraid Everyone Needs an Editor Gary? Garry? A Very Brave Aesthetic Move
Transition XXXI (12 September : 20 September)	Eva Hesse Sculpture San Francisco Rain Smart Brainy Hat A Critical Lack of Correlation Reindeer Ale The Time of My Life San Francisco Missile Silos A Shower of Inspiration Unsightly Emission
Transition XXXII (21 September : 28 September)	Haile Selassie Shoebox Fragment Dreaming Dreams and Seeing Visions Big Gun Fun Oakridge Gun Club Make My Noise All Day! In Touch with Reality Drink as Much as You Want And Live Longer Humane Goldfish Considerations
Transition XXXIII (29 September : 7 October)	Hoi Polloi Symphony An Unencumbered Burrito Spinning My Own Entrails Bound for India The Rajputs’ Wisdom Really Flying Meaningless Words Guest Improvisations Stravinsky Rules
Transition XXXIV (8 October : 15 October)	Spirit Examiners Debatable Musical Progress Marc Copland’s Impromptu Poetry Bongos à Go-go! Brilliant Advice, Unrecognized Schrödinger’s Last Night Deutschland Über Albuquerque An Embarrassing Unnoticed Prejudice Exposed
Transition XXXV (16 October : 24 October)	Subtle Irregularities in Fifteen Cement Cubes Leading to the Entrance of the Santa Fe Art Institute Exposed by Their Shadows in Fifteen Photographs Made from 15:29 to 15:31 on 14 October 2000 An Inappropriate Solution to a Romantic Quandary Casu Marzu Asteroconius clytocampa Dining with Susan A Major Model Rocket Safety Code Violation Jacques Cousteau Theatre All That Jazz Four and a Half Gigabytes of Film
Transition XXXVI (25 October : 1 November)	A Decorative Young Woman It’s Punky Night Tonight! Shower in the Clouds Fingernail Time Not Suffering from Insanity The End of Email It’s Halloween Again! Rainier Ale Just Makes Sense
Transition XXXVII (2 November : 10 November)	Seven Beer Lunch Please Look With Your Eyes!!! First-Class Swine 2000 SG344 David Brower 1912-2000 (Bowe)More for Me Little Miss Strange 17:06 Bay Bridge Lights Chunky Minnesotans
Transition XXXVIII (11 November : 18 November)	Soap Cube Blue Man Group Revisited Welcome Aboard An Annoying Referral Silencing an Imbecile Nitid?! Modest Progress in the Arts Nocturnal Transmissions
Transition XXXIX (19 November : 27 November)	Nothing to Say A Curious Choice of Films Mimosa Experiments Healthy Boy Brand Siracha Chili Sauce Liberty and Mushrooms for All Buy Nothing Much Day The Way Things Don’t Work Repetitiously Redundant Master Classes in Lethargy
Transition XL (28 November : 5 December)	As Far as the Caspian Sea Rhymes with Smelly A Hundred Years After Oscar Wilde An Uneventful Chess Game Delhi Horn Semantics The Queen Victoria Forms Academy Lunch with Shankar On The Rajdhani Express
Transition XLI (6 December : 14 December)	Kingfisher Strong Premium Beer More Living than Dead Venkatappa and Wood Dumpster Dog Jawaharlal’s Masala Dosas Off My High Horse A Novel Excuse Numb and Amazed from Bangalore to Mumbai Mystery Bite
Transition XLII (15 December : 22 December)	Indian Style and Western Style (Udyan Express) An Uncharitable and Unfair Review Gayatri Mirza’s Big Break Disposable Toilet Paper Oh Surly Flight Attendant, Please Don’t Go Indian Visual Clichés Successfully Avoided Where’s Shiva When You Need Him? Poodles in the Manger
Transition XLIII (23 December : 31 December)	Three Mumbai Trees That Fat Scumbag Santa A Corkscrew with a Built-in Flashlight I Tawt I Taw a Typo Not a Great Omelette On Winning Eighteen Games of Monopoly Truth in Drinking Upping the Photojournalism Ante A Book a Year
(1996 notebook)	1996 Exactly Almost
(1997 notebook)	Fifty-Three Weeks a Year
(1998 notebook)	It Happens Every Day, Periodically
(1999 notebook)	Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler
(2000 notebook)	Last Millennium or Next?
(2001 notebook)	2001 Weakly, More or Less
(2002 notebook)	The Same, More Better
(2003 notebook)	What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?
(2004 notebook)	Some Days Are Better Than Others
(2005 notebook)	Is This The End?
(2006 notebook)	Enough Is Never Enough
(2007 notebook)	Nothing Is Certain
(2008 notebook)	Repetitiously Redundant
(2009 notebook)	Love is in the Air