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Weak I
01 January : 08 January
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No. 4,878 (cartoon)
Old Whine in New Bottles
Bike People and Horse People
Polly’s Missing Eyebrow
No Smoking, Depending
Death, Detroit, and Christmas
Fifty-Four
Can Natives Go Native?
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Weak II
09 January : 14 January
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No. 3,043 (cartoon)
Vodka Pills
The Mystery of Marriage
A Really Good Headline
Here’s to Iranian Tavern Wenches!
Channeling Rip Van Winkle
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Weak III
15 January : 21 January
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No. 5,405 (cartoon)
Obesity Through the Floor
An Eternity of Time
The Price of Cheap Electronics
No More Good and Bad?
Harrington Avenue Fountain
(Not) On Drugs
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Weak IV
22 January : 29 January
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No. 369 (cartoon)
Hair Cleanser versus Shampoo
Pamela Z’s Implicit Statement
Mushy Haggis Brain
A Night Alone with the Fish
Named Bullets
Beautiful Women, Shy Men, and
Indifferent Dogs
Gallo in 4'33"
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Weak V
30 January : 04 February
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No. 4,612 (cartoon)
Saliva Noodles
-dous!
The Final Screw
Bad Dogs!
Thursday at the Dentist
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Weak VI
05 February : 11 February
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No. 1,891 (cartoon)
Thoroughly Irritating
Full Moon Story
Num Num Cheese!
The My Way Murders
Glasses Instructions, and Lack Thereof
Diverse Objectionable Qualities
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Weak VII
12 February : 19 February
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No. 7,830 (cartoon)
Heavy Clouds
The Real VD Thing
Rat Dog!
Another Cat Fact
A Litterary Grilled Cheese Sandwich
The Depth of Andrew’s Shallowness
Registering Subversives in South Carolina
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Weak VIII
20 February : 25 February
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No. 5,910 (cartoon)
Arrivederci, Signor Pizza
A Lovely Evening with Dr. Cristello
Wrong Place, Wrong Time?
Breaking News: Killer Whales Kill!
Is it a Movie?
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Weak IX
26 February : 04 March
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No. 6,638 (cartoon)
Recycling Books
Hawai’ian Fish Story
Cuss Free or Cuss-free?
Four More Books
Happy Birthday, Laser Printer
Things Could Be Worse
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Weak X
05 March : 12 March
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No. 1,999 (cartoon)
Suicidal Exposure
Snuff Film Buffet
Naegleria gruberi and Naegleria fowleri
Things (Not) to Do Before Dying
A Turbulent Flight Aborted
Noisy German Youth
Whale Must Get Stoned
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Weak XI
13 March : 18 March
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No. 2,111 (cartoon)
Pi Day Redux
Freedom from Gender, Slash Shortage
Slow Motion Cheeseburger Suicide
Despicable Dog Tricks
Why I’m David, Not Timothy
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Weak XII
19 March : 25 March
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No. 2,247 (cartoon)
High Tech Crash
Digital Data Telegrams and Electronic Voice Transcommunicators
Omitting Needless Words
Wine Pairings
Jim Marshall, 1936-2010
Happy New Year! Again!
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Weak XIII
26 March : 02 April
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No. 1,852 (cartoon)
Shut Up and Write!
Timeless Russia
Another Detestable Dog Trick
Small Bathroom Ideas
Sixty-Four Foil Eyes
Another Saint Stupid’s Day Parade
Bhut Jolokia Bombs Away!
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Weak XIV
03 April : 08 April
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No. 3,020 (cartoon)
An Unexplained Dedication
Nice, Nice Cod
Pussycat Attacks Postal Workers!
Always a Catch
Glenn’s Ninetieth Birthday Party
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Weak XV
09 April : 15 April
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No. 8,691 (cartoon)
Wine, in a Box
Little Squirrels in Cute Pink Outfits
The French Air Barmecide Banquet
Art in the Blood
Tipsy Guam
Nibbling at the Edge of Darkness
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Weak XVI
16 April : 23 April
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No. 1,892 (cartoon)
Andy’s Gullible
Overpriced Turgid Nostrils
Bicycle Day!
Dangerous Earthquake Women
Tyson Homosexual and Ground Black People
Open Running Sores, Fond Memories
Geek Savant
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Weak XVII
24 April : 29 April
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No. 1,240 (cartoon)
A Chocolate Dream
Stephen Hawking’s Fear of Aliens
Geopbytes and Beyond
Them’s Bitin’ Words
Unburn
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Weak XVIII
30 April : 06 May
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No. 8,028 (cartoon)
Dark Odds
Rainier Ale, Fucking Hell!
Guamanians!
Disagreeing with Mike Kelley
Better Than Thinking About LSD
Neanderthals Among Us!
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Weak XIX
07 May : 14 May
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No. 992 (cartoon)
Amorousness Gone Awry
The Unfortunate Dallas Braden
Zee Source de Passion?
Allende’s Persuasive Rationale
Showing Theresa a Good Time?
Art Work versus Work Work
Taller than Big Rain
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Weak XX
15 May : 20 May
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No. 3,042 (cartoon)
The Laser at Fifty
National Dog Bite Prevention Week
The Los Angeles Freeway Dialect
Serendipitous Dyslexia
Moonless Romance
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Weak XXI
21 May : 27 May
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No. 950 (cartoon)
Thither and Yon
Goodbye, Jane
Babies, a Corpse, and Mayonnaise
The Tenth Towel Day
Pretentious Umlauts
Still Stupid After All These Years
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Weak XXII
28 May : 04 June
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No. 6,867 (cartoon)
Ménage à Cat
Two Decades Without a Car
Honey Renders a Precision Instrument Inoperative
A Secret Kept!
Drinking Uruguayan Wine
Pirkle in a Bag
That’s English!
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Weak XXIII
05 June : 10 June
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No. 2,782 (cartoon)
Derek’s Call to an Empty Room
The Ichikawa/Wafu Aesthetic
Funny(?) Sex Lives
Bryan Ferry’s Subtle Optimism
Would You Believe? Cocktails
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Weak XXIV
11 June : 17 June
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No. 3,496 (cartoon)
A One-Armed Story
Coworkers Suck?
No Bikes, Please; We’re Green
Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day
Falling Ovations
Revisiting Honey Renders a Precision Instrument Inoperative
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Weak XXV
18 June : 25 June
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No. 4,930 (cartoon)
A Pox on All Airlines
Who Needs Spare Clothes?
Giant Meatballs of the Sea
Flag Pills
Exotic Fetor
Grey Wine
Airport Kitten!
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Weak XXVI
26 June : 01 July
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No. 1,304 (cartoon)
Favorite Places on Earth
Flee the Wacky Worm!
The Arrows Point East and South
Agadir/San Francisco Sand Exchange
Penny in a Fountain
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Weak XXVII
02 July : 08 July
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No. 5,251 (cartoon)
The Walmart Diet
Flint’s in a Class of Its Own
Drinking Water Roulette
Peanuts are Dynamite!
Luke Jerram Scares Me, Sort Of
Dogs Don’t Listen, Either
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Weak XXVIII
09 July : 16 July
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No. 2,489 (cartoon)
Mort Amore!
Healthy Worms
Drunk Crocboy
Chile’s Very Large Telescope
Costumers Only
Elephant and Castle
First Person on the Moon, Plan B
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Weak XXIX
17 July : 22 July
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No. 4,851 (cartoon)
The Thirteen Unrecognized Mortal Dangers of Cabernet Sauvignon
Gary Danko’s Toilet Paper
Nothing Even Close to Bodacious
Barefoot Man on the Subway
Surprise Psychic Kiss
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Weak XXX
23 July : 29 July
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No. 8,482 (cartoon)
Daniel Schorr
Macho with Our Brains?!
R136a1 Photographic Considerations
Monogamy versus Polygamy
Ohio Truths
Braking too Much?!
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Weak XXXI
30 July : 06 August
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No. 4,224 (cartoon)
Michigan School for the Blind, Michigan School for the Deaf
Listening, Answering, or Recording Machines?
Merry Goddamned Christmas
Artist-in-Residence Strategy
Stop Press: Depression Occurs During Pregnancy!
The World’s Best Kitty Litter
Free Nitrogen Trap
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Weak XXXII
07 August : 12 August
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No. 8,171 (cartoon)
Eskimo Sandwiches and Eskimo Ice Cream
Fraudulent Expense Accounts Lead to Dismissal?!
Elaborate Dinosaur Hoax?
Into the Sun
Extra-Crispy
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Weak XXXIII
13 August : 19 August
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No. 368 (cartoon)
Some Typographical Errors Are Worse Than Others
Picture Devaluation
Burial at Sea
She Should Have Said Something
Shrinking Moon
Cheesy Beer
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Weak XXXIV
20 August : 27 August
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No. 2,300 (cartoon)
Long Distance Relationships Never Work
More Silly English Names
Chess Boxing
Bearly Dead
My First Night on the (Catless) Boat
Dogs and Smokers
An Eighteen-Hole Cry for Help
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Weak XXXV
28 August : 02 September
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No. 8,702 (cartoon)
Willy’s Way with Words
Women’s Plumbing
Fifty-One Trader Jose’s Salted Tortilla Chips Framed by Equilateral Triangles
Sextuple Delight
The Problem with Russians
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Weak XXXVI
03 September : 09 September
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No. 8,687 (cartoon)
Self-indulgent Art Work
Death by Capsaicin
The Immensely Brobdingnagian Telescope?
Capitol Swamp
Missile Museum
Constructive Criticism
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Weak XXXVII
10 September : 17 September
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No. 4,878 (cartoon)
rainierale.com
Flexible Friends
Can’t Have It Both Ways
The Ninety-Three Percent Solution
Bad Political Theatre
Sally Shredder
Copywriting Secrets
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Weak XXXVIII
18 September : 23 September
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No. 7,018 (cartoon)
Monumental Monuments
The Oldest and Newest Photograph in the World
A Minor Photographic Epiphany
Oh, Shut Up
The Bear, the Zucchini, and the Courgette
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Weak XXXIX
24 September : 30 September
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No. 3,491 (cartoon)
Another Stalemate
An Efficacious Walk
Glass Half Full Twice
Pretending to Die and Live
Changing Lightbulbs for Days
Clouds and Highways
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Weak XL
01 October : 08 October
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No. 8,445 (cartoon)
Lisa’s Cadaver Concerns
Listen and See
Edible Books?
Oktoberfest
Fretting from Coast to Coast
Rebecca’s Reassuring Rationale
Seven Speakers Too Many
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Weak XLI
09 October : 14 October
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No. 9,656 (cartoon)
Another Lovely Binary Day
Writing to Drink
Be The Mop
Prestidigitation
Fecal Transplant Love Story
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Weak XLII
15 October : 21 October
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No. 6,666 (cartoon)
Catsitting Strategies
The Wladziu Valentino Liberace Museum
Catherine’s Work in Progress
Stewardesses
The Rutabaga, the Dolphin Suit, and the Mayonnaise
The Taste of Rubidium or Yttrium
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Weak XLIII
22 October : 29 October
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No. 2,889 (cartoon)
Snarge
Declining Coffee Consumption
Mistaken Point
The Deaf Can Finally Hear
Not Impossible
Vagisil Deodorant Mist?!
Thirteen Pacific Horizons
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Weak XLIV
30 October : 04 November
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No. 3,951 (cartoon)
Trick!
“San Francisco” “Giants” Win “World Series”
Monster Raving Loony Tea Party?
The Five-Dollar Burrito
Rule of Thirds
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Weak XLV
05 November : 11 November
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No. 5,966 (cartoon)
T Lavitz
Two Dyslexic Guys ...
This May Seem Odd But Scientists Say It’s True
The Best Five Years of My Life
Beercap Express
Gin, England’s Tonic
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Weak XLVI
12 November : 19 November
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No. 8,855 (cartoon)
Holey Art
Buffalo Nickel
Tedious Enthusiasm
Movies to Watch With Your Eyes Closed
Cold Showers
Pretentious Frugality
Curious Condom Protocol
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Weak XLVII
20 November : 25 November
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No. 8,391 (cartoon)
Real versus Conceptual Apples
(Don’t) Listen to Your Inner Voices
If I Stop Thinking
Listening Is for the Birds
Thanksgiving, 1935
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Weak XLVIII
26 November : 02 December
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No. 405 (cartoon)
Hidden Degrees
Leslie Nielsen, Finished
Fifty Black and White States
Mark Twain at One Hundred and Seventy-Five
The Cheeseburger Question
Belochka Warning
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Weak XLIX
03 December : 10 December
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No. 9,424 (cartoon)
Was Jane Austen Edited?
Herbert’s Fired
The Mont-Blanc Explosion
Because It Wasn’t There
Audio Purge
Purring Until Death
Happy Anthrax
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Weak L
11 December : 16 December
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No. 3,788 (cartoon)
Bonnie’s Fabulous Faux Snow
Goodheartedly Greasy Sandwiches
Not Arguing With Susan
Waking Up Brain Cells
I’m Gone Like Fashion
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Weak LI
17 December : 23 December
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No. 471 (cartoon)
Diego, The Amazing Transparent Cat
Dr. Rahmer’s Drain Rammer
Glenn Gould and Me
Winter Solstice Eclipse
Bull’s-Pizzle
Live Oregon Potato!
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Weak LII
24 December : 31 December
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No. 2,700 (cartoon)
Another Shitty Christmas
Laird’s Alleged Applejack
Not Worth Saying Again
Ignoring the Jimmy Stewart Museum
Desecration of a Venerated Object
Watch With Closed Eyes
Rolls of Honour
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