Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 5,237 (cartoon) Dead-Pope Hammer Human Composting Options Snowmelt Big Oil is a Big Bore Tarantulas and Scorpions in the Morning Back in My Prime! Sixty-Seven Rice
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Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 7,001 (cartoon) The Everything Curse Geoffrey Arnold Beck The Washington Post Is All Wet Paraskavedekatriaphilia and Paraskavedekatriaphobia Add It to the List
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Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 6,893 (cartoon) White Rice on Styrofoam, White Sands Missile Range, New Mexico The Sacramento Mountains and Tularosa Basin, Explained Eleven Points of Interest, Three Rivers Petroglyph Site, Three Rivers, New Mexico The Largest Pistachio in the World ChatGPT and Me Small Penises and Fast Cars
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Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 6,612 (cartoon) Worth and Value, Priceless or Worthless Businessy Baggage Rabbie Burns Night Ireland Attacks Italy! Birdbrains The Salt and Pepper Chip Scam Swiss Cheese Hole
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Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 1,787 (cartoon) A Complicated Month Margaret’s Santa Fe Our Smooth Universe Nuts with Bolts A Holey Omen
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Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 6,055 (cartoon) A Nasty Little Review Sic ’em, Bob! The Indecisive Moment No Nightstand Superstitious Vegetables May the Window Stay Unbroken
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Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 2,555 (cartoon) Certainly Not Super Love and VD Winter Cycling Shot Calculations (I Know) I'm Losing You Revisited A Day Balloon Remnant A Long Day on Venus
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Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 7,207 (cartoon) Recycling Bourbon My Latest Creation: The Book Deformed Asymmetrical Factory Bread My Core Beliefs The Procrastination Ideal
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Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 3,368 (cartoon) Another Unfortunate Cartoon Footnote The British Seedy Corporation Discussing Colin’s Book Creative Nonviolence and Beyond Something About Museums Big Fat Nothingburger
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Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 9,835 (cartoon) Carlos Castañeda Horses in Trees Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Sharp and Fuzzy Atoms Swale Hoop Dinosaurian Ways Peer Pressure from Dead People
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Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 1,792 (cartoon) Pi, Flipped Pi, and Pie Brainwashing Ten Middle-Aged Battles Douglas Fir White Stripes Why my Typography is Bad
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Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 6,548 (cartoon) Another Day, Another Final Warning Independia Thinking Planely Weighty Mammal Matters New Dimensions in Tiling From Rolling Fork to Loch Ness
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Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 6,902 (cartoon) Thinkless, Fruitless, and Carrotless Childhood Cartoons Become Reality Flint Public Library Photography Two Personal Infinities Horsing Around with Death Three Seasons of Flint, Michigan An Idiot for a Teacher
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Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 7,105 (cartoon) Aspirational Target Good Riddance of Bad Rubbish The Béarnaise Sauce Punch Line The Art of Stealing Useful Medical Advice
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Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 6,235 (cartoon) Dr. Suess’s Air of Vomitrociousiosity Be the Crazy One Do Suicide Pills Expire? Strict Inequalities For The n-Crossing Number Obituary Ghostwriter What Was Satchmo Thinking?
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Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 6,458 (cartoon) Grateful to Be Dead Home is Not a Place Gross Exercise The Butt Implant Era Hogwash Unfit for Swine Cats Day (Formerly Earth Day) That’s All, Possums
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Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 8,134 (cartoon) Cleaning for the Cleaners The Importance of Editing Cameras and Violins A Nice Little Drinking Story Courtship, Texas Style
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Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 5,262 (cartoon) Cameras and Violins Revisited On Strike! Strike Over! Japanese Cooking Old Guys in the Park King Tampon
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Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 4,254 (cartoon) All Done Athletics Foam Finger Prosthesis (Diptych) Seven Thousand Dollars for Velveeta Skin Aristotelian Logic Minimizing Minimalism Every Liar’s Opening Line Parallel Universes
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Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 6,464 (cartoon) Climate Cataclysm Ahead of Schedule Traffic Lesson My Ten-Thousandth Entry So Long, Mister The Bright Side of Dementia
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Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 6,026 (cartoon) Useless Generic Advice Women and Archival Inks Barf Bonk Saboteur Regicider Remembering Cautionary Tales The Song Remains the Same
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Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 2,919 (cartoon) Ain’t Love Grand? Awe Uncourant Numerical Cycling Considerations Sixty-Eight Millimeters Total Sunlight Accumulation Where Tourists Go to Die Danke Schön?! Carpenter Ant Mountain
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Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 8,417 (cartoon) Don’t Make Me Think Gallery Moth Attack! Good! The Five Things a Dog Understands Inseparable Potatoes
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Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 8,130 (cartoon) Dinosaur Domination True Love Cormac McCarthy, The Ex, and the Gun in the Vagina Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day The Truth About Dogs Daniel Ellsberg’s Last Laugh
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Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 4,950 (cartoon) Anonymous Proposal Untitled Usually Isn’t How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety More Airplanes in the Ocean Off Target Faking Success Next to Godliness
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Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 9,898 (cartoon) Little Known Naval History Naps Are Good for You Tora! Tora! Nikon!Oops! Susan’s Studio
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Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 9,717 (cartoon)
Cow Game Eight Thawing Hot Dogs (Diptych) Before We Knew Elon Was Crazy Waiting for the Metal-Eating Microbes A Real Work of Art Brunch versus Lupper
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Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 9,418 (cartoon) Never Too Late You Might Be Cleaning Your Toilet Wrong Anchor’s Away Preferring Positive Possibilities Theatre for Stupid People Vaydeer Undetectable Mouse Jiggler Parachutist Without a Chute Revisited
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Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 8,742 (cartoon) Hollywouldn’t, But I Would Only Cats Sober Adjacent Cat Languages Slow Deer Killed Here
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Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 5,223 (cartoon) Remembering Julius Felix Klieser’s Amazing Footwork Kiliaen’s Perfect Record Then Do That Receding and Reseeding SLOW DOWN! (Flat Tire)
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Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 8,288 (cartoon) Frankly Corpse Float Wisedumb The Gravity Scam Monte Cazazza Brown Bag Theory and Practice Backgammon versus Chess
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Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 2,427 (cartoon) Persistent Great Science! A Headache in the Pelvis Visualizing Mouna DANGER DUE TO _______
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Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 9,720 (cartoon) A Genuine Flying Kayak Kitty Litterature Porcine Urination Progress Savey Meal-bot It’s Not as Bad as Detroit Interlochen Means Incompetence
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Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 455 (cartoon) John Warnock Ceased its Existence Spud Earth What’s Physics Got to Do With It? Three-Dollar Bill Deglycyrrhizinated The Wonderful Mysteries of Life
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Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 1,699 (cartoon) Why Cats Like Tuna Such a Thing Thirteenth-Trimester Birth Control The Largest Bottle of Whisky in the World Pasta Cheese Auras
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Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 7,529 (cartoon) Boring Man Killer Tortilla Chips What’s Wrong With This Photograph? Still Irreplacable, Alas Envenomation Just Five Nickels in a Tin Can
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Weak XXXVII 10 September : 17 September | No. 3,493 (cartoon) Landweber Iterations Where Derrières Go to Die Who’s Driving, You or the Worm? Who’s Driving, Man or Horse? Ig Nobel Prizes The Hole Where Liquified Chicken Goes Value Shortage
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Weak XXXVIII 18 September : 23 September | No. 2,017 (cartoon) Missing Jet (Public Service Announcement) Take the Money and Run A Fly That Ain’t Energy Drinks No One Cares
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Weak XXXIX 24 September : 30 September | No. 2,748 (cartoon) The Death of Charles Shaw (Diptych) Reality is a Crutch Before I Become Extincted Antigravity Skirts and Pants Why? Why? Interminable Drum Solos
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Weak XL 01 October : 08 October | No. 1,450 (cartoon) A Camera and a Tripod One Hundred Thousand Sunk National Poetry Day The Photography Therapy Scam No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service My Cut of the Navy’s Budget Consumer Alert
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Weak XLI 09 October : 14 October | No. 8,126 (cartoon) Another Month, Another War Toilet Bloom in the Fecal Forest Real Appreciation Forty-three Percent of Thanathologists Are Alcoholics The Biggest Thing Since the Previous Biggest Thing
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Weak XLII 15 October : 21 October | No. 632 (cartoon) Sumo Publicity Scam A Brussels Affair Revisited The Urinal in Purgatory Cooler Than We Thought Hot Stuff Four Fecund Taters
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Weak XLIII 22 October : 29 October | No. 2,614 (cartoon) Marketing Viviane Sassen Please Don’t Urine Revisited Poodle Piss Retraction There Are No Words (Except Six) Trimming the Endangered Species List Deaf, Blind, and Dumb Redundantly Scary
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Weak XLIV 30 October : 04 November | No. 8,617 (cartoon) Goodbye, Susan Mass Murder Done Right Shrimp and Prawns A Galloping Horse and a Blind Man No. 2,489 (cartoon) Revisited
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Weak XLV 05 November : 11 November | No. 6,364 (cartoon) Marika’s Big Mistake No One Did It First Impressing Girls Too Many Paragraphs Mont Blanc Ain’t What It Used to Be Salon des Refuse
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Weak XLVI 12 November : 19 November | No. 5,863 (cartoon) My Coin Collection Out of the Mouth of Scumbags UC Obscenity Rotting Fresh Meat BART Police Is Hiring Good News from the Land of Ramen Justice Stinks
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Weak XLVII 20 November : 25 November | No. 9,896 (cartoon) Can’t Put the Genie Back in the Toothpaste Tube Newphoria No Cranberries Cheap Red Wine Wins Mongolian Muffins
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Weak XLVIII 26 November : 02 December | No. 1,215 (cartoon) Getting Juiced Money Triumphs in the End Good English Speakin’ Elliot Erwitt Buddha’s Trifecta Sometimes It’s Deadly to Be a Woman (In Literature)
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Weak XLIX 03 December : 10 December | No. 5,627 (cartoon) Old News More Tipping Points, But Not Enough Fertility Considerations Tora! Tora! Tora! Happy Hanukkah Do Nomads Have Jails? The Difference Between Here and Here and Here
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Weak L 11 December : 16 December | No. 7,340 (cartoon) Que Sriracha Sriracha Opposable Brains All of It, Except Base Ten Revisited Shipwrecks and Bat Sex
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Weak LI 17 December : 23 December | No. 8,602 (cartoon) A Life Without Labels Claremont Avenue Locomotion (Diptych) For Better or Worse Jeff Koons Is a Bampot, and a Bawbag Time to Celibate! Happy Birthday, Harry
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Weak LII 24 December : 31 December | No. 3,859 (cartoon) The Christmas Spirit! Duplicative Language Thinking About Thinking Extremely Bad Character Devo Devolved Digital Malarkey My New Year’s Resolution
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