Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 9,463 (cartoon) My Twenty-Second Year My Two Cents Worth A Most Improbable and Pleasing Loss Appallingly Filthy Envying the Dead Happy Birthday Ulysses Kay Big Round Numbers |
Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 862 (cartoon) A Reasonable Number of Fleas and Critics Anti-Stupidity Pills in Action? Intromission Theory and Practice Translucent Tortilla Chip Bags No Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting for Oxfam |
Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 9,438 (cartoon) Die a Happy Chili Death When Bikes and Dogs Collide Bungling Reporters Get My Goat Japan Sanitary Equipment Industry Association to the Rescue! Herr Hair and the Breitshirts Wicked Orange Imperialist Orangutan |
Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 1,683 (cartoon) Cat and Mouse Chess Miniature Crater Lake Burns Night with Guinea Pigs Canada Here We Come! Happy New Year’s Eve Happy New Year Latkes Without Crutches |
Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 5,152 (cartoon) James Stephen George Boggs Only So Many Orifices Propasta Freshly Squeezed Worcestershires Eleven Hasty Cement Wall Patches |
Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 4,429 (cartoon) My Team Won! The World’s Foremost Authority A Dream Come True The Zero-Minute Meeting Patron Engagement Management Maybe Even a Juicy Burrito |
Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 2,688 (cartoon) Anthropophagy Can Be Boring Leslie Ray Charping The Perverted Heartless Habañero A Cautionary Rat Urine Tale A Fair Cop Smarter Than Most People Too Many Cameras |
Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 4,296 (cartoon) Taller from Side to Side Archival Wall (Patch) Drink by Sunday Wilma Flintstone, the Greatest Living Poet Fake News Kills |
Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 9,134 (cartoon) Judith Permar’s Crucifixion But Half Are Left! Preserving My Gimcrack Reputation Mister Pissy Paws Photography Statistics Rum Cocktails |
Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 6,527 (cartoon) Beer for Breakfast, Unimagined Bee Here Now MH370 Reusable Plastic Bag On Traveling Light Popular Photography Dead at Eighty One Dozen Dirty Socks |
Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 6,759 (cartoon) A Man’s Right to Know My Tomato Plantation Boaty McBoatface Aborted The Zero-Minute Meeting Roll Over Chuck Berry |
Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 2,192 (cartoon) Into the Southern Hemisphere Happyland! Lots o’ Trees! Carcass Snot Snakes Get Enough Sleep Stinky Hippie History Crap |
Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 4,719 (cartoon) Whaler’s Rum Shrouded Building Voracious Spiders Cheech and Prong Internet Archive Catometer No April Fools’ Day The Voice of Dead Babies |
Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 7,319 (cartoon) An Afternoon Wasted Flint Lead Poisoning Don Rickles Eighteen Specimens of Page Six Hundred and Sixty-Six A Most Rewarding Health Regimen |
Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 6,446 (cartoon) Fake Bat News Drinking at 2005 Prices John Warren Geils Junior The Cat Lady Shtick A Tail of Two Kitties The Problem With Invisible Ink |
Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 461 (cartoon) Almost Killed by a Newspaper (1+1)>10 The First Ten-Thousand Photographs Hope Springs Eternal! A Pale Imitation Another Afternoon Wasted The Three Things About Chilis |
Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 6,855 (cartoon) Donald Dale Rinehart Hash Balls Don’t Strain Your Eyes Vito Hannibal Acconci A Lucky Foot |
Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 2,803 (cartoon) Worldwide Pinhole Photography Day English Political Repartee Your First Five Trillion Photographs Brain Scanning Economics Cinco de Mayo Twenty-Three Leftover Dinner Rolls |
Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 284 (cartoon) The Cold Spaghetti Lottery Traffic Counter Avocado Hand Trophy Camera Just Joining Us? Leftover Dinner Rolls Revisited Storage |
Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 4,659 (cartoon) Chicago Revisited The Sugar Daddy Place Hellacious Dragon’s Breath Six Dozen Screwed Froot Loops Comprising the Kellogg’s Rainbow The Liar’s Great Surety |
Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 8,546 (cartoon) Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish Listening to Dementia Winding Me Up Fruitless National Wine Day Quindici Salvapizza (1:100 Maquette) A Head Full of Snakes |
Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 507 (cartoon) Jerk Cecelia’s Age Group The Perfect Leica Nikon AF-S Fisheye Nikkor 8-15mm f/3.5-4.5E ED Seven Fields of San Francisco Nature Photography Are You a Camera? Horrific Death by Violent Nausea Caps |
Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 6,544 (cartoon) Dead Duck Day OREiLLY AUTO The Bamboo Report Abandon Ship Storage Revisited |
Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 5,539 (cartoon) Sidewalk Squared Biohazard Palace Excessive Heat Watch Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day The Inimitable Smell of a Fresh Corpse A Thief and a Loser |
Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 6,487 (cartoon) Irrigation System Activated Les Magnifiques Éternuements des Chats Hippie Daze Revisited Big Numbers Japanese Military Considerations The Last Thing You Should Have for Lunch Closet Art Photographer |
Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 2,404 (cartoon) It’s Never Too Late A Lucky Flight A Cautionary Tale for Old, Fat, Bald Guys Six Hard Drives Cubed (sketch for Sixteen Hard Drives Cubed) È il Colore del Gatto Che Corre |
Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 8,169 (cartoon) Better Off Dead Martian Pedophiliac Murderers Stay on the Scene Waiting for the New Kilogram Ripped Apart by Hate and Rage No More News of the Weird |
Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 2,353 (cartoon) A Short Break The Cheesy Skies Excellent Research Eleven Yards of Flint, Michigan Smelling Food Makes You Fat Ignorami A Century and Forty Minutes Late |
Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 3,458 (cartoon) Can’t Keep a Good Zombie Down Lubricated Towel Can’t Keep a Good Mustache Down Unsharable Fourteen Kilograms to Go |
Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 5,934 (cartoon) The Two Rules of Art A Century of Shooting with Nippon Kogaku Kogyo Kabushikigaisha’s Optics Vanishing Sperm A Moveable Capsaicin Feast I’m Not a Great Photographer Silence in Frostbite Falls |
Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 1,343 (cartoon) Use Calibri, Go to Jail The Mystery of Hidden Bras David “Death Ray” Rinehart The Rinehart Institute Salubriously Debauched Seventy-Eight Seconds of Sonic Cushions Surrounding One Dozen Songs Recorded at Seventy-Eight Revolutions per Minute Just Like Any Other Day Numerical Monikers |
Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 3432 (cartoon) Sex and Vinyl Death Before Fruitcake Gymnastics Redefined HyperCard at Thirty Three Thousand, Five Hundred and Sixty-Two point Six Grams of Russet Potatoes Precisely Proportionate to Phi |
Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 8,759 (cartoon) Moon Maid Sausages and Alcohol Gio’s Panini Jesus Has Lifed Me Seven Chicken Thigh Meat, Bone, and Skin Diptychs Photographing the Eclipse (Or Not) |
Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 5,835 (cartoon) Two Solar Eclipse Triptychs Life Is Not Equal to Stuff Sitting Ducks in Seattle Nikons and Bugattis Save the Tasty Animals! Shut Ye Geggie, Lavvy Heid! Religious Robots |
Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 6,456 (cartoon) Plant, Page, and The Beatles Leitz Rubber My Gonkulator in Progress Raining Solid Diamonds on Uranus Solar Sculptures |
Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 6,233 (cartoon) The Eclipse Terminal Elbows Deep Cahoots Real and Idealized Golden Gate Park Trees Bengal and Georgia Tigers There Is a Group of People with Dreams ... |
Weak XXXVII 10 September : 17 September | No. 35 (cartoon) Water versus Lead A Huge Mistake Hurricanes and Earthquakes Lowly Moths and Fact Checkers Whisky, Soy Sauce, and Vinegar Sexist Pigdogs Make Excellent Optics P Is For Paint |
Weak XXXVIII 18 September : 23 September | No. 6,732 (cartoon) Cats, Vaginas, and Big Ears Calling in Great Rocket Man versus Dotard Eyeball Leeches, Chest Maggots, and Hookworms Planet X |
Weak XXXIX 24 September : 30 September | No. 6,786 (cartoon) Painting and Preserving Wildlife Kalashnikov and the Sturmgewehr Imbecile Alert! High-impact Art Hugh Hefner Was a Feminist Death Texas Style |
Weak XL 01 October : 08 October | No. 7,663 (cartoon) Bad Music Kills A Posthumous Visit With Al National Taco Poetry Day Remember the Alamo! Binary Deity Damien and Me Square Eclipse |
Weak XLI 09 October : 14 October | No. 6,524 (cartoon) Catching Something in Bed A Political Promotion Breathing Dead People TL;DR Dead Dolphin Sex |
Weak XLII 15 October : 21 October | No. 6,847 (cartoon) Third Grade Biology Sole Survivor Life After Death Good Career Move The Cunning Nude Empress The Bourbon Diet |
Weak XLIII 22 October : 29 October | No. 3,512 (cartoon) A Novel for the Price of a Burrito Finding Nothing Jackpot! Flammable and Infallible Meals Looking for Uranus Nanny State Prisoners Lepercon Tales |
Weak XLIV 30 October : 04 November | No. 3,545 (cartoon) The Monster Defense The Joy of Wine Japanese Bicycle Security A Quiet and Modest Life Chelsea Manning |
Weak XLV 05 November : 11 November | No. 7,133 (cartoon) Hitting the Tennis Wall No Sex Before Fighting Chocolate and Miracle Meat Coveting Thy Neighbor’s Wife’s Fourteen-year-old Daughter Well-Read in Norwegian Nice Easels! |
Weak XLVI 12 November : 19 November | No. 3,522 (cartoon) Robert Frank and the Three Stooges La Grande Mort et Les Petites Morts The Problem With Chairs Smart(?) People Ephemeral Anonymous Earthworks Triptych (Temporary Internet Archive Installation) The Answer is Suicide Riveted to Their Seats |
Weak XLVII 20 November : 25 November | No. 4,343 (cartoon) Across the Great Divide Ed Kostinger Has Almost Disappeared An Antonym for Leftovers? X Stump Eight Thousand Days in a Row |
Weak XLVIII 26 November : 02 December | No. 1,355 (cartoon) Adriana’s Problem Lord of the Flies, by Me Quality Control The World’s Colossalest Battery Six Paintings from the Internet Archive’s Permanent Collection (2017) A Waste |
Weak XLIX 03 December : 10 December | No. 6,425 (cartoon) Modest Progress? Finnograph Ticklish Giant Swimming Cockroachs Will Unclog Later Camels on Machu Picchu Truthfully Funny Time Travel |
Weak L 11 December : 16 December | No. 4,334 (cartoon) Morgan Walker 1957-2017 Grammar Lessons Unlearned All You Need to Know About Australia Four Internet Archive Identification Neutrality Portraits The Perfect Toilet Seat? |
Weak LI 17 December : 23 December | No. 7.687 (cartoon) Our Dark, Fetid Future Distill and Dominate Reefer Sadness The Oldest Baby in the World Idaho’s Cratering Deceptive Toothbrushes |
Weak LII 24 December : 31 December | No. 3,683 (cartoon) A Cautionary Xmas Tale Loret’s Linens Canary Islands Snow Parrots House Bondage The Wholly Roman Empire Those We Lost in 2018 Some Seconds Were Better Than Others |