Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 5,999 (cartoon) An Inauspicious Beginning to a New Year Plateau-Rayleigh Instability Terminal Hypochondria Getting Used to Math Two Hundred Bad Poems and Then Some Birthday Relativity Brandy for Dessert |
Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 5,072 (cartoon) Henry James, Lettuce, and Shampoo Good Times Long Ago That’s Why It’s Called News My Lunulas Organ Donor |
Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 6,829 (cartoon) Is Dreaming of Being Awake Sleeping? The Digestive Rainbow Yummy Nums! Water Conservation Strategies Dumber Than Dirt The Poor Have Too Much Money |
Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 1,503 (cartoon) Essential Feline Biology Their Satanic Majesties’ Digital Request Photographic Hoarders Wicked Wok Raided! A Foetus Named Nicole Cow-boom! Russian Literary Debating Strategies |
Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 1,582 (cartoon) We Can All Get Along Humankind’s Best Friend and Worst Meal Super Bowl, Not Super Eggplant Rubber Band Dissimilarities That’s Why They’re Friends |
Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 995 (cartoon) Park Tool GSC-1 Gear Cleaning Brush San Francisco Beer Century Extremely Mediocre Cat Bite Infections of the Hand A Legendary Iraqi Teacher A Dumb Joke |
Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 2,609 (cartoon) Stupid Hat Lupercalia! Discovery and Fabrication Oblivion Pills No Lesbians?! Forty-Nine No. Sixteen Rubber Bands What Drought? |
Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 6,489 (cartoon) Nothing But Grief A Snort from the Cookie Jar Bad Review This Thing That Generates Anecdotes Ambiguity Is My Friend |
Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 1,804 (cartoon) Building Sales and Profits Goat-Arousal Experts The Only Thing We Learn from History Noxious Flatuses, Not Flati Pluck It! Archival Wall |
Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 2,131 (cartoon) Driving It Off The Logical Destiny of Bores I Love Ewe Too Ox Vertebrae, Tuna Fish Cans, and Cheap Wine Thanks Again, Tom! Fourteen Cheap and Dirty Camera Lenses The World Wide Web at Twenty-Five |
Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 3,679 (cartoon) A Literal Metaphor There’s Nothing Funny About Chappaquiddick Jokes Sarah’s Grandmother’s Last Words Water’s Just Not Worth the Risk Frozen Salmon |
Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 7,251 (cartoon) Blake and Me An Intoxicating Clarity of Vision Clarissa Dickson Wright Human Warmth Condoms in Space Lorem Ipsum |
Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 9,812 (cartoon) Indonesian Spam Outwitting Clay Everything You Know Is Still Wrong Irrelevant Dietary Concerns Rain Gear Considerations Six Six Six Six The Constant Risk of Death |
Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 4,973 (cartoon) An Unsurprising Outcome Clean Bedding, Lucky Day! Scheduling Priorities Postnatal Abortion Considerations Ungraphic Sex LZ 129 Correction |
Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 4,973 (cartoon) An Unsurprising Outcome Clean Bedding, Lucky Day! Scheduling Priorities Postnatal Abortion Considerations Ungraphic Sex LZ 129 Correction |
Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 3,267 (cartoon) Banned in China Unsung for a Reason The Opposite of Everything Barely Hap Engineers and Designers Ansel Adams is Still Dead Palcohol to the Rescue! |
Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 6,270 (cartoon) Fingers and Teeth Looking a Corpse in the Eye How to Make Bad Art Isolation Chamber The Los Angeles Times of Wrath |
Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 8,118 (cartoon) No Cause for Concern I Must Be in Texas Blowing Smoke in Texas Swamp Stompin’ A Poor Excuse for a Texan Fresh Air in Texas |
Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 2,073 (cartoon) Drumming with Oatmeal and Bacon How Embarrassing Fourteen Lenses Too Many? Constipated Administraitors How to Spot Crooks and Racists Dog Attacks Toddler, Cat Kills Cur I Think I’ll Take a Nap |
Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 7,756 (cartoon) Bulletproof [sic] Vest Bacon Alarm Hat Forty-Three Degrees to Midnight Tomorrow Is Never It’s Funny and Interesting |
Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 910 (cartoon) The Perfect Holiday The Rabbit Joke Freezer Fresh Pants The Fog of Documentary Filmmaking The Ted Nelson Chair Stop Graffiti! |
Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 8,854 (cartoon) Catsitter in Training Being and Nothingness The Fat Kid’s Legacy The Rewards of Work The Kentucky Waterfall and the Maserati Another Ice Tomb Crazy Cat Guy |
Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 679 (cartoon) Remembering D-Day Flee Like Your Live Here Timeless Boredom Bad Art Kills A Sad Radio Day |
Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 262 (cartoon) Face Like a Beetroot Arne Saknussemm Was Right Good? It’s Perfect! Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day No Ill Cycling Winds Sixteen Defined Conservatory Drive Cavities |
Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 5,373 (cartoon) Dull Computers and Stupidity Charles Barsotti Solstice Prediction The World’s Ugliest Dog Ever I Could Have Been a Quadrillionaire Postcard Cliché Strawberries, Chilies, and Cockroaches |
Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 1,937 (cartoon) The Song Remains the Same A Creepy Sleeping Bag Find Where Coffee Comes From Fake Diplomas After Edgerton |
Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 5,808 (cartoon) The Tragedy of the Commons’ Blackberries Independence [sic] Day It’s All Relative Chicken Feces Theory Du Jour This Saturday or Next? Redundant Humans |
Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 9,226 (cartoon) True Texan Patriot’s Critique Gabba Gabba Goodbye For As Little As a Hamurger Not Painting Nature Failing to Resist Temptation Hearing Is Disbelieving Prediction and Attribution Difficulties |
Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 6,448 (cartoon) Drunks With Missiles Dinner With Honey West There Be Aliens! Done! Thirteen Cans of Tuna Captured by Gravity After Being Flung from a Great Height |
Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 117 (cartoon) Stuck Deep in the Bowels God’s Bollocks! You Certainly Got a Good One! Taking Good Pictures Lily Pond (Painting) A Maoist Correction |
Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 909 (cartoon) Two-Meter Sex Toy Disturbing Nonagenarians Subway Diplomacy Close Enough to Immortality French Horn Silencer Foetus Didn’t Age Well In Defense of Surface to Air Missiles |
Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 680 (cartoon) Her Mother’s Legs In Defense of Lorie Ann Hill A Failure to Write Badly Exploding Corpses Comparing Apples and Oranges |
Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 8,408 (cartoon) Robin Williams Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Missouri Dog Lover Forty-Nine India Ink Drops (and Myriad Incidental Splatters) in Seven Arrays of Seven Drops Imagining Not Imagining Not a Great Artist |
Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 7,518 (cartoon) Metaphorical Worms Drunk with Affluenza Chinese English Majors Triumphant! (Not) The Big One An Unwearable Shirt Creative Sloth Back on Earth! |
Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 7,239 (cartoon) A Real Keystone Cop Pouring Man A Dubiously Unusual Month Let’s Stockpile Toilet Paper! It’s Smack Talk Season |
Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 217 (cartoon) The World’s Least Competent Person Stewart’s Not the Alligator Jus’ Onions! A Modest Proposal The Song Remains the Same Whiteout! |
Weak XXXVII 10 September : 17 September | No. 5,657 (cartoon) Another Technological Disappointment Still Teeming With Life Dang! One Less Camera A Culinary Abomination The Editor In Me Thirteen Allston Way Stripes |
Weak XXXVIII 18 September : 23 September | No. 4,891 (cartoon) Buggeration! (Not) Growing Up The Whaling Gravy Train Has Sailed The Rite of Autumn A Grave Alternate Reality |
Weak XXXIX 24 September : 30 September | No. 2,487 (cartoon) Cold Water Heater Bergeron’s Dubious Discount Obnoxious Head Cameras Twelve Rainier Ale Cans Approaching Infrathin Older Than the Sun Artist in Residence of the Month |
Weak XL 01 October : 08 October | No. 757 (cartoon) Gang of Four Clubbing One Year After Lisa Louise Bufano National Poetry Day An Ambiguous Scrap of Evidence The Pinnacle of Animation God’s Penis Seventeen Abandoned Green Tea Bags |
Weak XLI 09 October : 14 October | No. 6,889 (cartoon) Spreadable Beer No Debate The Secret of Masochistic Fulfillment Pop’s Curious Parenting Advice Ferenc Berko |
Weak XLII 15 October : 21 October | No. 8,192 (cartoon) The Best Nap Ever MOM on Mars Thia’s a Wazzock! Ambiguous Amputations The Scots Invented Sex! Thanks, Harvey! |
Weak XLIII 22 October : 29 October | No. 9,797 (cartoon) The Subject Matter Does All the Work Skin for Brains! Unflattering Ebola Photograph A Legend in My Own Mind Niklas’s Best Month Ever Lily’s Pleasant Stupefaction “San Francisco” “Giants” Win “World Series” |
Weak XLIV 30 October : 04 November | No. 839 (cartoon) Halloween Sans Poodle Leg The World Will End in Humidity Moonlight Savings Time! Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me About Nirvana? Twelve Coupled Archival Chairs |
Weak XLV 05 November : 11 November | No. 8,626 (cartoon) My Kind Art Is Anal Cheese Mediocre Prussian Poets Thoughtless Thinking But How Does It Taste? Snowing Like Hotcakes |
Weak XLVI 12 November : 19 November | No. 4,445 (cartoon) Brewster Kahle, 13 November 2014, 18:05 Babalou’s Most Grievous Offense Sans Frisko Bay Guardian Whisky and Beer Beauty Sleep, Ugly Sleep Twenty-Five Carless Years World Toilet Day |
Weak XLVII 20 November : 25 November | No. 8,629 (cartoon) Smart People Don’t Work That Way Adolph Hitler, Art School Reject Adriana’s No Ignoranus Lewis Baltz Cheating With Four Wheels |
Weak XLVIII 26 November : 02 December | No. 6,336 (cartoon) Thanksgiving Two Out of Seven Ain’t Bad Get Me Off Your Fucking Mailing List World of the Living Dead Make Believe versus Make Belief Unranked Amateurs |
Weak XLIX 03 December : 10 December | No. 3,957 (cartoon) Yet Another Problem No Marital Advice The Ethics of Silence Trappings Not Achieving Great Things Duncan at Fifty What a Maroon! |
Weak L 11 December : 16 December | No. 7,187 (cartoon) Spider Breath Giddy-Up! My Life With the Northern White Rhinoceroses An Eye on the Tongue Buzzbomb Electroshock 801 |
Weak LI 17 December : 23 December | No. 4,322 (cartoon) Artist Destroyer Miranda’s Unknown Past Relatively Civilized University Failure Thanks Rebecca! Benign, Mostly |
Weak LII 24 December : 31 December | No. 6,258 (cartoon) The One Good Thing About This Wretched Holiday Soulmates, Joined at the Liver Leica Bag Want to Hear Something Stupid? I Should Have Known Better 666 Box My Marriage With Shelly |