Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 6384 (cartoon) Looking Good! Gerbil Food Dinner Kinder, Gentler Beheadings Dark Scandanavian Films Chocolates, Bourbon, and Espressos My Twelfth Sexennium Feel the Downlike Comfort |
Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 929 (cartoon) Ms. Longest-Name Williams Dolphins Got Clitorises! The Problem with Thai Recipes Art Grade Photography Ghost Bike |
Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 1,658 (cartoon) Marketing’s Fetid Spawn Omi[nous]cron Passover The Center for Nothing Two-to-One Odds The Mucus Magic Diet! Eight Saul’s Delicatessen Matzo Balls |
Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 9,014 (cartoon) Being a Better Photographer Suicide Pills Burns Night Sounding Profoundy Frog Finger Mick Jagger’s Trousers Five Women of Machu Picchu |
Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 4,345 (cartoon) Stu, Not Hasenpfeffer Popsicle Sticks versus Ice Cream Sticks Kim Jong-il’s Back! Creative Recycling Coconut Oil Lake |
Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 8,021 (cartoon) Efficacious Delusion Your Mind and Your Health Talking Like an Oldetimer Hot Knickers One for Your Neck and One for Your Wrist A Hill of Freeze-Dried Beans |
Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 9,514 (cartoon) Describably Cruel and Speakably Abominable Revisiting Saint Valentine’s Day My Public Shaming The Problem with Atomic Clocks Bentleys! And Lamborghinis Too! BLOW, Alameda Catsup or Ketchup or Catchup Revisited Yet Again |
Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 6,107 (cartoon) Yesterday’s Anniversaries 22:22 on 2.22.22 Affection to Youse All News I Can Use Original Celebration Held Near This Spot |
Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 3,889 (cartoon) Rinehart’s and Stein’s Laws A New Era of Electronic Air Blowing? A Tour de Farce of Rationalization The Size Thing in Gigapixels She Never Bothered Me for Much of Anything SCULPTURE |
Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 8,043 (cartoon) Baboon vs. Badger, Doors vs. Wheels Droll, Very Droll Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Willies and Hoovers c. 1950 Women Judges, Not a Kidney Day Three Planar Views of the USS Hornet Taking a Stab at Modern Art |
Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 5,051 (cartoon) Pi Day We Need a New Mississippi Dying from Nothing Better Buy Liquor Gris, Art, and Dogs |
Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 8,073 (cartoon) Tam Tams Instructions It Was a Very Good Year Nogoodnik Rascal Wilhite’s Gif(t) The Women of Huayna Picchu The Drummer Always Goes First |
Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 3,724 (cartoon) Aluminum Cauliflower Hats Has Been Here Since 1913 The History of Photography Cannibal Coronal Mass Ejection Tease Earendel April Fool, That’s Me! Ultrasonic Hooey |
Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 9,052 (cartoon) Twenty-Dollar Toner, Ten-Dollar Anecdote Respiratory Airway Secretory Cells Dead Cyclists Don’t Wash Dishes Ignorance Tastes Good Distressed Window |
Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 5,563 (cartoon) Goodbye Bangkok Jerry Uelsmann Abrasive Swiss Security Boneless Burrito as Lunch and Metaphor Keep a Clean Hole Encantado Loop Gutter Ball |
Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 6,589 (cartoon) Easter Sing-along Whom the Gods Wish to Destroy The Song Remains the Same Eighty Years Later Everybody Needs an Editor Snarge Revisited Probing Uranus My Singular Ambition |
Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 9,384 (cartoon) Meteors Only Fall Black Yucca Sock Gimme a Second Relatively Smarter Happy? |
Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 7,369 (cartoon) My Life’s Work You Know You Want One Bill Gates is Sorry Looking for Tractors on the Appalachian Trail Land of Enchantment Healthy Lifestyle Bombshell |
Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 4,498 (cartoon) Dangerous Lenses Manufacturing History Drug-fueled Nostalgia Very Large Tumbleweed (stationary) Bomb Squad T-shirt One Of The Sharpest Images You’ve Ever Seen In the Beginning |
Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 7,243 (cartoon) The Creatives No Real Togolese Meals The Wet-Bulb Temperatures Are Rising Gun Art in the News Longway Planetarium and Contrail |
Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 1,216 (cartoon) Parallel Universe David That Thing in That Place A Modest Proposal Art Institute Cop Car Puddle Seat Red Yellow Black Inversion Color Study |
Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 8,235 (cartoon) Cockroaches and Crisps Arp 94’s Haunting Galactic Dance The Whiting Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning Building Revisited The Queen’s Ploopmaker Türkiye Rebränded Interdimensional Aesthetics Acoustic Research AR-3a Speakers 3A 16237 and 3A 16796 (Diptych) |
Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 1,734 (cartoon) Art’s Gun Control Plan A Rewarding Museum Experience The Tedium is the Message After Duchamp (Diptych) National Gallery of Art Test Strips |
Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 9,482 (cartoon) Dishwater Cocktails Come & See Listening to Photographs Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day The Land of Regrets The Snark Seems to Flow |
Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 8,281 (cartoon) A Good Friend Who Never Got Caught Szilveszter Matuska Memorial Mural Optical Thingie of Desire Demodex folliculorum She Loves Me (Pentaptych) Happy Birthday, Ambrose Current and Future Events |
Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 7,244 (cartoon) Arrests and Convictions Bad Visual Metaphor Oak and Maple Sticks Pseudopede Playin’ Possum Waitographery |
Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 4,890 (cartoon) Bathroom Orchid The Cause and the Cure in the Same Bottle That’s Amoré! The Enemy of Entertainment Drinking and Pills Revisited Ghost Bird |
Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 300 (cartoon) Getting High Works Mephistophelean Spermatozoa in the News A Gorilla is Not a Flower Love and PFAS Don’t Leave the Womb Not Ant Proof The Jovial Reaper |
Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 3,750 (cartoon) Discarded Cancerous Lung Tissue Salsa is Back! Fate and f/8 After Descartes Smart Feels Good Toilet Paper |
Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 4,108 (cartoon) Happy Birthday to Me! New Dimensions in Chess Risotto Logic With Apologies to My Mother Opossum and Traffic Cone Park Webster Condominiums Fish |
Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 8,262 (cartoon) A Star Is Born Better Than True The Currency Free Dog Poison Shower Anemone Anchovies with Jarlsberg Proxima Pork Centauri |
Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 4,490 (cartoon) Two Milliseconds Late and a Dollar Short Dull, Boring, Bland, and Nagasaki Day Hogswallop Toni’s Garden Twenty-Four Signs of No Alcohol, Alameda, California |
Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 5,981 (cartoon) Problem (Partially) Solved Notes on the Back of an Envelope Tom Lehrer’s Brilliant Invention Scientists Conclude Sake Viva! Dodgy Body Parts |
Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 9,293 (cartoon) Artists Gone Bananas The Sound of a Black Hole A Real Nice Garden at the Bottom of the Ocean Stamp Out Bad Art City The Ol’ Switcheroo A Real Line |
Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 2,193 (cartoon) Safe Cycling Advice Long Live Gorby The Worst Hailstorm Pumpkin and Train Surfing Midjourney Blue Ribbon Art |
Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 6,382 (cartoon) (Not) Dealing with Turing Test Failures No Kids, No Zoo Fat Leonard’s on the Waddle Two-Thirds of a Century and Counting Sensible Murder Rampage? One Less Parasite |
Weak XXXVII 10 September : 17 September | No. 6,849 (cartoon) Pesto Pizza and Beer Bedward and Beyond Snot Funny The Fourteen-Day Kitten Rule for Boyfriends Ig Nobel Prizes Farrokh and Lizzy Dead at Wembley? Photography is Dead |
Weak XXXVIII 18 September : 23 September | No. 5,826 (cartoon) Worthless Degrees Visualizing Ants Poor Brad Pitt Outcrazying the Iranians Gone Without a Bang |
Weak XXXIX 24 September : 30 September | No. 8,516 (cartoon) Two Conjoined Waffles Flatter Than a Pancake (Diptych, Made With Steamroller Platen) Fun on a Budget Goody for Me! Sensible Hurricane Preparations Buccal Burritos DALL·E and Me |
Weak XL 01 October : 08 October | No. 9,164 (cartoon) DALL·E and Me (continued) Bad Reviews National Poetry Day Caffeinate. Contemplate. Animate! Endangered Drunk French Hunters Uranus Fudge Factory Terrorizing Cats, Not Russians |
Weak XLI 09 October : 14 October | No. 2,937 (cartoon) Indigenous Peoples, Columbus, and Armstrong Day Excellent Culture, Cultural Heritage The Chess Cheaters Championship Please Don’t Urine Discovering Atget |
Weak XLII 15 October : 21 October | No. 4,760 (cartoon) Too Many Suns Ansel Adams is a Real Artiste! A Big, Fat Waste of Irony Tacos Super Monilla Apple, Fig Newton, and Fig, Abandoned Brain-eating Amoeba You Lose |
Weak XLIII 22 October : 29 October | No. 4,770 (cartoon) Kentucky Fried Brains Thank You, Ron Williams Shoot Art, Not War The B-52 at Sixty Too Predictable to be News An Old Man’s Death Goat’s Horn |
Weak XLIV 30 October : 04 November | No. 4,762 (cartoon) Mondrian on His Head A Pox on Zombie Lingua Better Live Nietzsche’s Coronarama Update The Icicles That Got Away |
Weak XLV 05 November : 11 November | No. 1,839 (cartoon) In a Confusing State Toads Need Love Too A Cautionary Digital Watch Tale A Special Ignoramus Kentucky Fried Pogrom Intentionally Blank (Garden Tent) |
Weak XLVI 12 November : 19 November | No. 9,599 (cartoon) Sunday Swimmingly Bucket Listless Leg Story Hurley Hospital Viewed from McLaren Hospital Pornography from Outer Space Untitled, Flint, Michigan Eight Billion and Counting |
Weak XLVII 20 November : 25 November | No. 5,559 (cartoon) Undocumented Aha! Stillborn Diptych Quettakvetching Pregnant Turkey Soporifically Perfect Photographs |
Weak XLVIII 26 November : 02 December | No. 1,345 (cartoon) Unfortunate Cartoon Footnote Bob Dylan, Old Master of the Scam Thai Monks on Meth L’expérience Mr. T. Notes From the Smallest Room of My House Cy Twombly’s Untitled (1971) with OOMPH restored (Modified Court Filing) |
Weak XLIX 03 December : 10 December | No. 7,659 (cartoon) No Beer in Qatar Shrewed Idea! The Cat with OUD, MDP, and TBA Fit for a Dog! Vagina on a Chip Death in Qatar Artist and Canine Public Droppings in Flint, Michigan (Diptych) |
Weak L 11 December : 16 December | No. 2,805 (cartoon) Remembering Ko Isono Flint Doll and Syringe Snakes Got Clitorises Too! Don’t Let That Fool You Remembering Robert Cumming |
Weak LI 17 December : 23 December | No. 7,765 (cartoon) My Lawless Universe The Asteroid Is Us Englishes Plane Air, New Mexico That Can’t Be Art I Suppose I Just Might |
Weak LII 24 December : 31 December | No. 7,106 (cartoon) Anticipating Xmas Obits Boxing Day Rerun The Russians Are Falling! Monopolizing My Time Revisited Fathomable Buffalo Snow We Shall Overcome, in Our Housecoats Titles I’ll (Probably) Never Use |