Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 8,701 (cartoon) A Prime Year More Meaningless Statistics Rainy Day Typos Molly Didn’t Catch a Cold England’s Sinking Double Nickels Pepper Perfumes!
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Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 6,727 (cartoon) Scrummy Nums! (Dr. Lahman’s Best Dinner Ever!) Negatively to Positivity Melanie’s Nameless Boyfriend Glistening with Erudition Pepper Spray Uber Alles
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Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 2,594 (cartoon) Not Wrestling With Gareth Martin Luther King Day Salmoning On Napkins No Rainbows of Any Description Taxing Idiots et al in North Dakota
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Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 8,450 (cartoon) Upside-Down Guitars Awesome! A Very Generous Dram New Marijuana Trajectories Powdery Bacon?! Octocorkscrew Two Hundred and Fifty Pieces of Mona Lisa in Ten Reticulations
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Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 8,119 (cartoon) Iraq Peach Keeping Force Scotch in a Can! Rodent Weather Thinking About Thinking of Honking Buffaloed Again
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Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 5,466 (cartoon) Hallucinogenic Jelly Beans News: Bird Stabs Man Japanese Customs Japanese Toilets Revisited Arriving in Taiji One Less Pharaoh
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Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 8,810 (cartoon) The Price of Cheap Sushi The Swastikas on the Hills Fresh! Dericious! Kitty-Cat City Cedric and the Fairlady Saving Whales at the Whale Museum On Finding a Great Tempura Restaurant
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Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 2,162 (cartoon) Taiji Culture Twenty-Five Kii-Katsuura Corrugated Metal Walls Albert Einstein’s Last Words 111,111,111 Squared Colin’s Perfidious Language Lesson
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Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 4,613 (cartoon) Hollywood Uniform Jerry’s Refuge A Most Verbose and Grandiose Title The Fast Track to Tolerable Mediocrity The Braille Superstore BUOY
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Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 7,849 (cartoon) Heart Attack Grill Not Dreaming Pragmatically Kill Phollins The Right Nautical Tools No Bad Weather Tsunami Alert Not as Bad as Many People Think
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Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 4,913 (cartoon) Yummy Castoreum! Russian Beer Isn’t Food Nuclear Damage Control St. Patrick’s Day Italy at One Hundred and Fifty
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Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 8,165 (cartoon) Conceptual Extreme Supermoon Andy’s Immigration Stratagem ¡Viva Snotty! Elizabeth Taylor’s Remarkable Obituary Macaulay versus Brown? A Postcard from Vietnam
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Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 5,440 (cartoon) Suffering and Enjoying Mental Illness Needless Lies Never Trust a Thief Murderous Meat Amanda’s Golden Leash A Holiday Ruined Stupid Photographers With Nothing to Say
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Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 6,078 (cartoon) The Coincidence Engine The Truth Crutch Everyone Hates an Editor A Thing or Two About Nothing A Penny as Old as My Father
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Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 5,406 (cartoon) Oktoberfest Pass Green Automatic Weapons “Bikes Have Wheels” Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars True Voice(s) Bill Lipscomb, Major Accomplishment(s), Birthday, Deathday
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Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 6,079 (cartoon) Ignoring Aaron Siskind The Four-Million Pound Fish That Wasn’t Cherry-flavored Bad Idea Paradigmatic versus Syntagmatic Unfit for a Fact-based World The French Way A Century of Add
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Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 911 (cartoon) Sheep Blood Bath Not Enough Watts? Abandoning the Search for Extraterrestrial Life Leprous Armadillos The Davidian Calendar
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Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 633 (cartoon) Poor Cow Breeding Stock Faking a Bluff The Japanese Aren’t All That Different The Trinidad Scorpion Butch T and the Snow Leopard Gabachos with Oversized Sombreros Sweaty Cheese
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Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 2,633 (cartoon) Rowdy! Roscoe’s Generosity This Ain’t About the Art Anymore Vinnie’s Disintegrating Coffee Cups Television Penetration Live in Burkina Faso! Master of Renishaw Hall, Derbyshire, and Lord of the Manor of Eckington
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Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 8,603 (cartoon) Great Coffee News Exploding Watermelons! Trader Joe’s Blended Scotch Whisky Everyone Needs an Editor Bernie’s Irrelevant Music Collection
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Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 4,738 (cartoon) Probable and Improbable Predictions Fill as Desired On Getting Old A Modest Photographic Epiphany Milton’s Gone Not Warhol
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Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 7,566 (cartoon) (no reply needed) Fritos Kahlo The Library of Babel II Nothing Again Panda Monium B&H’s Curious Catalog Minty-Fresh Excreta
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Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 4,438 (cartoon) Santorum Defined Effing and Jeffing The Intervalometer Problem Toasty Molly-Puss Petabyte Apple Server (Prototype)
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Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 2,412 (cartoon) Necomimi A Voice Meant for Newsprint Government Zombie Alert Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day Stool Steak Recipe for Failure
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Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 2,477 (cartoon) Clowns Kill Kitty Dirt Bath Innovations in Health Care The Oldest Person in the World Not Urgent, Not Important Stinky Peeper Where Fun Comes to Die
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Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 1,165 (cartoon) Singularity University Dead Skin Health Dust A Loving, Multipronged Attack! I’m a Pro Drama Elsewhere
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Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 6,329 (cartoon) Liberty and Death Gleanings in Conceptual Art Quarterly is Funct A Different Kind of Animal Back in Flint An Historic Reënactment No New Pants
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Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 4,889 (cartoon) My Twenty-Pound Curse, Lifted Jersey, Innit? Mad Dogs and Sheep One or Two Good Things about England Practical Pub Toilet Advice Avoiding a Groping Cy Twombly’s Great Obituary
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Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 1,276 (cartoon) My Two Cents A Small Victory for Pastafarians Everywhere A Day Without Pants Why Men Exist Murdered by Murdoch?
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Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 9,976 (cartoon) Club Twenty-Seven Update Urinal Marketing Strategies Enjoy Who Enjoys You Film Selection Strategies Beaver Update A Computer as Simple as a Telephone
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Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 8,493 (cartoon) Twenty-Three B Dock Gaps Photographs Are Not Paintings The Opposite of Schadenfreude Schrödinger’s Cats New Clichés Absofuckinglutely Never Monkey Rights
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Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 9,510 (cartoon) The Longest Game in the World ’Pear Review Totally Chicken Photos Observed at Mabel’s The Wrong Kind of Water
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Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 3,706 (cartoon) Annalee’s Wrong Answers The Greatest Generation of Car Thieves Nine-Eleven Times One Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty-Four The Trouble With Talking Vaginas Gutenberg’s Second Book Nineteen Protected Petabox Photographs
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Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 7,034 (cartoon) What’s Time to a Cat? Indeterminate Nocturnal Emission The First Bay Tunnel Say It with Dead Flowers Girly Beer? Smells Like Art Suburban War
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Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 653 (cartoon) Looking Over Things Previous Overlooked The California Department of Transportation Defines Incompetence
Craps in a Bock Slightly Imbecilic Work Urinal Selection Probabilities
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Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 3,041 (cartoon) It Isn’t What It Isn’t Sex with Extinct Relatives Claudia’s Kitty Sketch Underwear Lobsters Gone Wrong Stan Brakhage’s Great Advice Depraved Object
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Weak XXXVII 10 September : 17 September | No. 1,118 (cartoon) Splatting Revisited Gutenberg’s Other Second Book Learning to Speak Russian from Seventy-Eight Raccoons Texan Humanitarian Ammo Very Friendly Italian Gatherings A Predictable Fortune Sugar Dummy
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Weak XXXVIII 18 September : 23 September | No. 2,699 (cartoon) Trillions of Footy Bacteria The Husk versus the Kernel Smells like Academia Laughing Sooner and Later Silence Going Backward
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Weak XXXIX 24 September : 30 September | No. 1,569 (cartoon) Whalewatching King Didn’t Say It Elbow Licking Another New Camera The Freewheelin’ Plagiarist Franz Michael Kraler
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Weak XL 01 October : 08 October | No. 6,498 (cartoon) An Unusual October Posthumous Prize Colourful Delusions of Adequacy We’re All Going to Die Really Soon A Spatula in the Road Texas Tofu Aggranding
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Weak XLI 09 October : 14 October | No. 1,808 (cartoon) Nuclear Free Berkeley? The Museum Size Thing Toothpaste Shirt Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Bella The Colossally Ginormous Brobdingnagian Very Very Very Large Array
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Weak XLII 15 October : 21 October | No. 8,238 (cartoon) The Case Against Water Thirty-Six Prime Shakespeare Sonnets in Four Movements Don’t Fear the Pepper Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Archival Sign Sexual Critique The End of the World
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Weak XLIII 22 October : 29 October | No. 4,371 (cartoon) Subtracting Vivian Accursed Computer Sooner or Later True Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Illuminated Skeleton Passing Acquaintance of the Earth Hospitality and Whisky Bat Mitzvah Lessons
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Weak XLIV 30 October : 04 November | No. 934 (cartoon) Looking at the Versos of Photographs: Eleven Pictures From the Collection of the Museum of Modern Art Manhattan Marijuana The Fastest Driver in New York Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Duckmandu’s Business Card Corpse Hotels
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Weak XLV 05 November : 11 November | No. 3,021 (cartoon) Sophia Unmolded Kill the Baby! The Curatorial Police Snorting Caffeine Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Grocery Bag Eleven Eleven Eleven
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Weak XLVI 12 November : 19 November | No. 8,001 (cartoon) Don’t Fear the Typo Putupap or Pampoen Koekies Perquisites States of Jersey: Twenty-Three Jersey · New Jersey Diptychs Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Jersey Shore Pizza, the Newest Vegetable Idiot Bar Meeting the Father of Teledildonics
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Weak XLVII 20 November : 25 November | No. 3,158 (cartoon) Bloody Amateurs Kittens Come to Mind Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Banana Crematorium Cuisine Artistic and Mating Success
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Weak XLVIII 26 November : 02 December | No. 410 (cartoon) A Safe Prediction A Predictable Retirement Cold “Beer” Explained Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Electric Burner Stupid, Selfish, and Healthy Preëminent Meteorologists Agree
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Weak XLIX 03 December : 10 December | No. 2,464 (cartoon) The Niceville Christmas Spirit Homeless in Hungary Louie’s Golden Rice Bowl Hair Shoes Panorama of Fetors Gee Eye Zed Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Bonnie’s Party
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Weak L 11 December : 16 December | No. 4,372 (cartoon) Physicists Announce Major Breakthrough Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Al Weber’s Darkroom The Mating Success of Unattractive Men Alcohol-free, Whisky-flavored Drink in a Can Englsnd’s Golden Age
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Weak LI 17 December : 23 December | No. 9,556 (cartoon) One Hundred Nonexistent Artists Clutterphobia Clothes Without Holes Twenty Years Later Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Sausage Grease Shadow Gestation Pains
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Weak LII 24 December : 31 December | No. 7,424 (cartoon) Another Christmas Disaster Same Zoo, Different Ringmaster Not Sinking in Lava Gratuitous Photo of the Weak: Low Tide Let’s Eat Grandma Editor or Photographer? Rolls of Honour
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