Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 6,002 (cartoon) The New Year in Japan A Different Kind of Humor Ulysses in the Wrong Spectrum Cussing! Success and Failure A Most Auspicious Day Slaughters Here and There |
Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 2,451 (cartoon) Oh Maybellene! Professional Courtesy Among Terrorists Killer Camel Kisses Toothpaste Tortilla Chips Double Penis Amputation |
Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 326 (cartoon) I’ll Be Grateful When They’re Dead True Friends A Morning Without Coffee Styrofoam Smile Unavoidable Success Butternut Squashed |
Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 5,460 (cartoon) Pi(e) Day The IQ Fifty Chronicles Burns Night Dame Edna’s New Books Whale Beer Creepy Kitchen Overload |
Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 5,909 (cartoon) (Not) A Life of Extravagant Wealth and Hedonistic Excess Intelligence is Intelligence Good Pottery Thirty-Dollar Burrito My Alleged Nadir |
Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 6,391 (cartoon) Dead Silence Night Fellows Space Critters Among Us! Kenji Ekuan Maui versus Waikiki Holes-in-One! |
Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 1,171 (cartoon) Before or After Five? Happy VD! Hawai’ian Islands Ukulele Festival A Major Oversight Induced into the Sewing Hall of Fame X’nnián kuàilè! Photoshop at Twenty-five |
Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 5,424 (cartoon) Rorschach’s Erotic Drawings George Washington, Slaver What Doesn’t Come Out of the Vagina Not Steve Jobs’ Sixtieth Birthday Maraschino Cherries in the News |
Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 6,505 (cartoon) Socks née SDSS J0100+2802 Leonard Simon Nimoy, Marketing Genius Seven Thousand Days in a Row The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Revisited Iggy the Curator Nondescript |
Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 3,609 (cartoon) Infinite Toothpaste One More Retired Person Needed A Decisive Moment for Fools Unhappy Birthdays Meeting My First Philistine Delightfully Unscientific Boy Scout Mission Accomplished! |
Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 4,923 (cartoon) My New Diet Unsound Musician Not Listening to What’s Unsaid (Not) Photographing Trees Watering the Homeless for God |
Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 869 (cartoon) Dr. Wiles at Sixty That Could Have Been Me Nothing to See My Three Dietary Options False Dates Rhonda’s Plagiarism |
Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 2,732 (cartoon) Victim of Gravity Brain Shortage Statistics Aren’t Good for You Dinners with Imelda Communications Breakdown Three Hundred and Seventy-Three Days a Fool Embarrass, Minnesota |
Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 8,363 (cartoon) Most People Are Other People Jelly Bean Flavored Easter Grass Meals to Eat Over the Sink The Reality Fairy My Father’s Ninety-fifth Birthday |
Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 3,731 (cartoon) Better Than No Shrift My Kind of Intellectual Rigor A Can of Grits at a Firefight Jinxed The Armadillo’s Revenge Water Is for Fighting |
Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 6,259 (cartoon) A Maggot in the Big Apple Double Down Dog Cedric’s Mirror No Idea A Waste of Capers Booting Themselves Up by Their Pull Straps (B)Light Whiskey |
Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 5,057 (cartoon) Death and Sex Wrong Wrong! No Step at a Time Two Ephemeral Columns Six-Inch Pocket Shark |
Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 7,113 (cartoon) The Life of Riley The K-T Boundary for Idiots Jonathan Basile’s Library of Babel A Bear in Her Underwear Not a Practicing Alcoholic Child Obesity Begins Here |
Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 5,862 (cartoon) My Worthless Signature Super-stitious Kissing Your Brother The Wrong Pheromones The Hun’s M9 Gallons of Stewed Iguanas Timeless B.B. King |
Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 5,138 (cartoon) Passport Logic Bananas Forever Are Any Goldfish Still With Me? A Defining Smile A Lot of Misinformation About Music |
Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 3,363 (cartoon) Dr. Batlan’s New Orleans Geometrically Challenged Shelves Psycho-Technical Directorate Logotype No More Tin Foil Hats in Richmond Euphemising Another Bulletproof [sic] Vest |
Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 9,613 (cartoon) In Caffeine We Trust Another Poetic Ambush Thwarted Paint on Canvas Happy Sweat An Overdue Acknowledgement Botulism Banquet Incomprehensible Procreation |
Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 1,258 (cartoon) Fisherman’s Wharf, Not Fishermen’s Wharf The Grammar Vigilantes Aide-mémoire The Commercial Triumph of “Anarchy” Inside the Back End |
Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 7,111 (cartoon) No Free Jazz A Ass Pocket of Whiskey It’s Too Late Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day The Summer of a Lifetime Art & Fear |
Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 1,286 (cartoon) Dependable Computer Advice A Parody of His Former Self Rainbow-flavored Solstice Balderdash Me Losers’ Flag A Hundred and Twenty Degrees in the Shade Thirty-Seven Pellucid Seaweed Sheets |
Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 5,308 (cartoon) Ask the Nearest Reactionary Nondescript as Described Wasting Time on Bacon Someone’s Impostering Me! Several Suckers a Second |
Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 9 (cartoon) Reading Hands Alice Day Listening to Explosives I’m Grateful They’re Dead The Baking Catch Twin Death Bed Revisited |
Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 2,509 (cartoon) I Think, Therefore I Am Not Sure Lick Old Ladies Home Davey Eric’s Love Life Six Winks Short of an Icicle Oskar Groening One Millimeter from Indeterminate Grams |
Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 3,364 (cartoon) Humpty Dumpty Self-plagiarism Aborted Jesus Riding a Dinosaur And on the Derrière of It Fame and Success How to Reduce Paper Clutter |
Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 1,259 (cartoon) Pretty Vacant Thinking of Madame Bovary Thia’s Closest Friend Earrings in Bed The Birth of Cubism Famazing! |
Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 5,033 (cartoon) Happy Birthday to It! Learning from Armadillos A Pretty Good Photograph Common Denominators Deunclarification Louche World This Looks Like This |
Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 5,621 (cartoon) Lenscap Photo Show Immigration Point Finger Fruitflies and Me A Pathetic Obituary Ted Kennedy Memorial Reading Glasses |
Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 7,980 (cartoon) The House That Swill Built Pedalphilia Work in Progress Thinking of Something Else Disenfranchised Feeling Retarded |
Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 2,213 (cartoon) The Worst Context for Art Such Good Friends (Not) Eating Out I Must Be Bored Inevitable Hangovers Adriana’s Banana Five Presidio Block L Doors |
Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 2,743 (cartoon) I Had a Dream I Love a Parade The Americans God Told Me to Skin You Alive Literally Dead |
Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 1,317 (cartoon) Brainless Toupee Wasps or Testicles? Pouring Man 2015 Remembering Mike Roselle Curly’s Masterpiece Just Poodling About |
Weak XXXVII 10 September : 17 September | No. 5,008 (cartoon) Attack on America, Day One (rerun) The One About the Greek and the Italian (rerun) Can’t Have It Both Ways (rerun) Artists’ Activities (rerun) Remembering Elva Shorts (rerun) The Devil’s Avocado (rerun) Is There Ain’t Nothing? (rerun) |
Weak XXXVIII 18 September : 23 September | No. 3,361 (cartoon) Maggots for Brains Research Frutiger, Zapf, et al All About Gerrit Now It’s Over Happy Birthday for Free |
Weak XXXIX 24 September : 30 September | No. 1,262 (cartoon) Here to There and Back Again Volkswagen’s Image Problem Timeless versus Dated No Roller Coffee Crisis Alarm The Eleventh Avenue Doors |
Weak XL 01 October : 08 October | No. 6,263 (cartoon) Birthday Math Adored by Otters, Cursed by Women National Poetry Day An Oasis of Catsup The Most Efficacious Ale Airbus Group Robs Nude Bondage Airlines Tardy Pouring Man 2014 |
Weak XLI 09 October : 14 October | No. 3,759 (cartoon) I Suppose It’s a Violin The False Promise of Expensive Equipment Gender Questioning Twenty Desiccated Banana Peels Humane Saudi Crucifiction |
Weak XLII 15 October : 21 October | No. 9,881 (cartoon) Never That Fabulous Ed Rusha’s Splendid Ego Sarah MacLean’s Insights We Told Each Other So Screaming at the Bottom of His Lungs Tickling the Ivories |
Weak XLIII 22 October : 29 October | No. 7,982 (cartoon) Forever Young: Cryotherapy Works! Drunks and Experts Doesn’t Seem Like Art Hot Dogs Are People Too Uselessness The Timeless Middle East The Campaign Against Sex Robots |
Weak XLIV 30 October : 04 November | No. 2,113 (cartoon) Perfidious Periodicals Daylight Savings [sic] Time Effective Rain Gear 2346 Fulton Street Raccoon Attack! |
Weak XLV 05 November : 11 November | No. 6,453 (cartoon) A Macabre, Bacon-flavored Tale Exactly This Abraham’s Résumé It Lightninged! Hirsute Critters Whack Gallery |
Weak XLVI 12 November : 19 November | No. 4,107 (cartoon) Email Etiquette Alcoholic Linguistics Down Under The Illiterati Win Sans Frisco is Not in Idaho A Whole Lot of Coffee Goodness Clamorous Rollercoaster Coil Texbooks |
Weak XLVII 20 November : 25 November | No. 8,751 (cartoon) Wuv and War Follow the Curve, Not the Line Every Vital Impulse Slowly Withering Fukuppy! Important Points to Consider When Washing Your Hands |
Weak XLVIII 26 November : 02 December | No. 5,643 (cartoon) For the Arts Accelerating at Five Hundred Times Gravity The Virgin Jesus on a Banana Peel Robert Frank Has No Socks And Heaven Knows He’s Miserable Now The Impact of Big Data |
Weak XLIX 03 December : 10 December | No. 129 (cartoon) Turtle Love Monday Plans? (Tora! Tora! Tora!) Burgundy Jeans Found Paper Sculpture What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor? Off the Rails without a Paddle Was Jesus a Zombie? |
Weak L 11 December : 16 December | No. 1,953 (cartoon) Suicide Doggy-Style How to Walk Like a Murderer Not Going Back Dead Angel On LSD in Chicago |
Weak LI 17 December : 23 December | No. 2,110 (cartoon) O’Hare Insecurity Fernande Grudet Cows Must Die Diener Dad’s Deathday Exploding Beer Angel I Won! |
Weak LII 24 December : 31 December | No. 8,887 (cartoon) Christmas Grass? Relaxing with Alice Gingerly Sending Claudio to The Marketing Hall of Fame Ian Kilmister Had a Good Run Vemödalen Twenty Years of This Nonsense |