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An Artist’s Notebook of Sorts

Weak I

01 January : 08 January

No. 5,651 (cartoon)

Pajama Theory and Practice

Layman’s Lesson

Cover You Head!

Two Misses

The Libman All-Purpose Bucket

Sixty-One Down

The Inevitable Embarrassing Lifestyle Choice

Weak II

09 January : 14 January

No. 6,541 (cartoon)

A Posthumous Surprise

Murphy?s Law

Expectation Management

Save the Antarctic Polar Bears!

A Stooopid Million-Dollar Question

Weak III

15 January : 21 January

No. 6,852 (cartoon)

A Disturbing False Alarm

Team In-N-Out

Free Dr. Gerstle

A Waste of Protein

Don’t Ruin the Hossenfeffer

The Elements of Style (Triptych)

Weak IV

22 January : 29 January

No. 6,741 (cartoon)

Tsunami Lemmings

Camel Love Gone Wrong

Burns Night

Golden Throne

My Favorite Drug

Hot, Warm, and Cold Luxuries

More Than Enough (About) Pixels

Weak V

30 January : 04 February

No. 6,844 (cartoon)

Purple Moon

Real Good Huntin’!

Clothing Kills

Better Eccentric Than Weird?

Dr. Jhnsn’s Lament

Weak VI

05 February : 11 February

No. 3,446 (cartoon)

Safe Dining

The First Blog

Two-Minute Life Expectancy

Joseph Polchinski May Be Alive and Well

John Perry Barlow’s Mother’s Great Insight

Stopping the Plastics Pollution Truck

Weak VII

12 February : 19 February

No. 7,355 (cartoon)


Bad VD Sex Writing

Mirrors and Bloody Windows

Noise After Silence (Diptych)

The Inscrutable Jasper Johns

An Excellent Cautionary Tale

The Germans Have a Word for It


20 February : 25 February

No. 1,818 (cartoon)

Bad Dog Food

Easy Headlines

Eleven Pineapple Perspectives

Good Health Is No Secret

The Doping Lady Doth Protest Too Much

Weak IX

26 February : 04 March

No. 7,743 (cartoon)

I Support the President

God is Empty Like Seats

An Excellent Facsimile of a Good Partner

Melting Pasta Bouquet

Please No Dog!

Obsequiously Groveling Praise Update

Weak X

05 March : 12 March

No. 4,736 (cartoon)

That’s No Drunk, That’s Just a Canadian

Louder and Faster Silence

International Women’s Day

Zombie Slug

Exiled from San Quentin

Daylight Savings Crime

Here Lies David Glenn Rinehart

Weak XI

13 March : 18 March

No. 1,624 (cartoon)


Welcome Nightmares

Fifty Years After My Lai


My Posthumous Life

Weak XII

19 March : 25 March

No. 5,297 (cartoon)

One Down, Two to Go

They Blow Up So Fast

Pip Pip and Cheerios!

Everybody Must Get Stones

There’s No Budget Like No Budget

Chicken Skin


26 March : 02 April

No. 4,743 (cartoon)

Snake People

My Appointment with Bennu

Anglerfish Sex

Twenty-Five Types of Sex in the Internet Archive

He Can’t Help It, He’s French

April Fool’s Day

Alcohol Awareness Month

Weak XIV

03 April : 08 April

No. 344 (cartoon)

Nasim Aghdam’s Brilliant Marketing

This is Such an Insane Headline!

Thirteen Pairs of Conjoined Chopstick Pairs

Edward Snowdon at the Internet Archive

Creepy Old Dog

Weak XV

09 April : 15 April

No. 6,344 (cartoon)

Black Cats in a Coalmine at Midnight

Let Me Get My Heads

Nixon and Close

Brett’s Missing Pants

The Fecal Sciences

Roscoe’s Hilarious Letter

Weak XVI

16 April : 23 April

No. 9,361 (cartoon)

The Bee’s Knees

Best Dedication Ever?

Bicycle Day!

Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow’s Clever Crime

Majestic Fecal Time Bomb

Nabi Tajima

R. Mutt Lives!


24 April : 29 April

No. 2,285 (cartoon)

Billions and Billions ...

Clear Advice

All My Dreams Came True

Once Upon a Time

Monty Pythonesque Photographer of the Year


30 April : 06 May

No. 3,067 (cartoon)

Rod Serling Was Wriog

Stephen Hawking’s Smooth Exit

Turkish Meatballs

Heavy Data

What a Holiday!

Spaced Out

Weak XIX

07 May : 14 May

No. 2,847 (cartoon)

Bad News: Eggs

Apocalypse Illustrator

The Kitten Rule

Floating in the Forth Revisited

The Great Toilet Paper Alignment Debate Revisited

Happy Mother’s Day!

Not Exhibiting

Weak XX

15 May : 20 May

No. 4,583 (cartoon)

Typos Galore!

Drunken Manslaughter Can Be Fun!

Tell Me

Tom Wolfe’s Harmless Aggression

Stupid Long

Weak XXI

21 May : 27 May

No. 4,698 (cartoon)

Leprechauns and Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

My Drinking Problem

We Won!

Maritol Head

The Day

Gay Paree, Here They Come!


28 May : 04 June

No. 861 (cartoon)

Maggie Kazmierczak

Earth First Toilet Paper

Severed Feet

Things Could Be Worse

Kathleen Dehmlow 1938-2018

Distant Moonlight

The Perfect Companion (Dream Home Heartache Revisited)


05 June : 10 June

No. 8,632 (cartoon)

Photographic Blindness

Ballad of a Yapper

Parts Unknown

Not to Her Face

Another Useless Computer


11 June : 17 June

No. 6,577 (cartoon)

Solstice Parasites

The Art of Writing

Leica Jewelry

Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day

Five Touching Archival Images

Happy Birth Control Day!

Weak XXV

18 June : 25 June

No. 5,821 (cartoon)

Arson Art

Aztec Pozole

Like Yulin Dogs

She Really Doesn’t Care

Proper Death Threat Punctuation

Not Quite That Smart?

Kiliaen’s Joint Effort


26 June : 01 July

No. 4,247 (cartoon)

An Ugly Little Accident

Space Grease

A Sharp, Eye-Catching Show (sketch)


The Orange Sky Dilemma


02 July : 08 July

No. 8 (cartoon)

Backwater Burlingame

Thirty Thousand Sunken Ships

Too Many Menus

Creative Snake Oil

Sitting Out the Tour de France

The Eppleton Hall


09 July : 16 July

No. 8,718 (cartoon)

Majestic Splendor

I Am Not A Terrorist

Led Zeppelin and Chips

Five Conservatory Panes

Pussy Riot

Where’s Croatia?

Wineberry Archipelago


17 July : 22 July

No. 8,234 (cartoon)

Analog and Digital Time


Bison, Golden Gate Park

HR Wars

Better Without and With

Weak XXX

23 July : 29 July

No. 7,462 (cartoon)

Culinary Legacies

Toxoplasma gondii on My Mind

An Uneventful Evening

Hope Is (Still) Dead

Buffalo [sic] Burger, Bison Paddock, Golden Gate Park

Damn x33!


30 July : 06 August

No. 3,241 (cartoon)

Dog Oil

Incompetent Astronomers

Censored by Idiots and Morons

Segment of the Original Internet, c. 1969, Notarized

Deader Than Ever

Palak Paneer

Mark and Susan Institutionalized


07 August : 12 August

No. 6,514 (cartoon)

Fetus Detritus

Military Fetish Lingerie

Dog Oil Revisited

Art Gallery Hookers

Seymor’s Weight Loss Scheme


13 August : 19 August

No. 4,424 (cartoon)

Avoid Diapers!

The Raccoon Choice

Is a Hole?

No Relief

Three Internet Archive Decentralized Webs

Truth Isn’t


20 August : 27 August

No. 2,198 (cartoon)

Lazy Wins!

Federal Express Express

Blinking Mouse

No Squeaks!

Pizza Ethics

Coming Back to That

Aquaria in the News


28 August : 02 September

No. 9.089 (cartoon)

Rambunctious Animal Trying to Fulfill a Need

The Fastest Homing Pigeon in the World

Cancer Exchange

The Most Impressive Artwork at Burning Man

Corks Galore


03 September : 09 September

No. 6,546 (cartoon)

Sadistic Chef

The Secret of a Happy Marriage?

The Lack of Contrary Data

Patient Urination

All the Music You Cannot Hear

Hotel Child Pornography?


10 September : 17 September

No. 7,461 (cartoon)

Remembering Nine-Eleven

Write What You Know

Ig Nobel Prizes

Carlos at the Pinnacle of his Trade

Smiling Like a Pencil

Freddie Oversteegen

Talk Like a Pirate Day


18 September : 23 September

No. 4,645 (cartoon)

Artists on the Moon

Unrealized Seashell Pyramid

The Thinning of the Scooter Herd

The Key to Happiness

Two Cups of Archival Salt


24 September : 30 September

No. 4,222 (cartoon)

That Wobbly Feeling

Yawning About Pencils

A Real Artist Until Eleven

Have You Seen the Little Piggies?

Real Purdy?

Nope, Just Stupid

Weak XL

01 October : 08 October

No. 2,474 (cartoon)

Jack White’s Watch

Toodle-oo, Mr. Womb Slasher!

National Poultry Day

Academia Über Alles

Letting the Priests Prey

Hello Wendell, Goodbye f64

Shredded Girl with Red Balloon

Weak XLI

09 October : 14 October

No. 3,465 (cartoon)

The Finnish Road to Satisfaction

Chicken Odds

Forty-Six Archival Pitabites


Lawn Mower versus Chainsaw


15 October : 21 October

No. 2,421 (cartoon)

Photographic Deficiencies

Shooting Frogs dans un Tonneau

Gravity Kills

Scotch Whisky (from Library Liters)

No More Hummus



22 October : 29 October

No. 5,741 (cartoon)

Simple Enough for a Strawberry

Coffee Just Works

Telling Everyone!

Please No Children

Bread and Puppets

Hooks, Spines, and Sinkers

One Too Many Chainsaws


30 October : 04 November

No. 8,146 (cartoon)

A Scary Halloween Lesson

Rainbows Off Madagascar?

The Museum of Uncontroversial Food

Sex and Babies

Au Revoir, Le Grand K

Weak XLV

05 November : 11 November

No. 3,553 (cartoon)

Happily Ever After

Enter Here

Bad Music Can Be Fatal

Lunch with Norton I

Rose-Coloured Archival Glasses

The Human Pestilence


12 November : 19 November

No. 4,665 (cartoon)

Biodegradable Sex Toys

Climate Change Can Be Wonderful!

Incestuous Raccoons

Drawing Conclusions

Luciana’s Funeral

Gravity Calibrator

Hairy Turtle


20 November : 25 November

No. 1,886 (cartoon)

Cheap Irony

Time Shifts


Three Flavors of Twilight!

Reefer Magic


26 November : 02 December

No. 7,464 (cartoon)

Ululating and Caterwauling

Pucks are for Schmucks

Salvador’s Dolly

What a Maroon!

PETA Über Alles!

Existential Foresight


03 December : 10 December

No. 3,815 (cartoon)

2018 Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Photons Are Overrated

She/Her They/Them He/Him

Torah! Torah! Torah!

Love Hertz

The Consequences of Drinking Too Much

Bumbling Buggered Brits

Weak L

11 December : 16 December

No. 1,245 (cartoon)

Half a Millennium Behind Bars?

The Alluring Smell of Feces

Pulling the Plug on Keith Richards

Square Eclipse Revisited

Street Ambrosia

Weak LI

17 December : 23 December

No. 2,337 (cartoon)

I’m a Millionaire!

11,111,111 Squared x3

Century Britches

This Is Not a Photograph

The Toilet Paper Wars

Dirty Hot Tub Trick

Weak LII

24 December : 31 December

No. 3,811 (cartoon)

An Ambrose Bierce Xmas

Satan’s Rejoinder

My Twenty-Three Thousandth Birthday

Shelly’s Dictionary

Boredomforum and Boredom in America

Egotistical Art

Living Longer Than I Expected

Previous notebooks

1996: 1996 Exactly Almost

1997: Fifty-Three Weeks a Year

1998: It Happens Every Day, Periodically

1999: Notes, Art, Portraits, and Filler

2000: Last Millennium or Next?

2001: 2001 Weakly, More or Less

2002: The Same, More Better

2003: What Is This, Some Kind of Joke?

2004: Some Days Are Better Than Others

2005: Is This The End?

2006: Enough Is Never Enough

2007: Nothing Is Certain

2008: Repetitiously Redundant

2009: Love is in the Air

2010: This Isn’t Right

2011: I’ve Grown a Lot

2012: I’d Sell It if I Had It

2013: I Know What I Know

2014: Do You Know What I’m Thinking?

2015: I Call it Focus

2016: I’m Not Sure

2017: Smooth Sailing!

2018: What’s Not to Believe?

2019: You Can’t Understand

2020: That’s Sick

2021: Don’t Mention It

2022: I’m Not Done

2023: Thanks For Your Support

2024: Am I Not Awake?


©2018 David Glenn Rinehart