Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 1,932 (cartoon) David versus Titivillus, Year Thirty Not Dying from Nothing The Most Dangerous Job in the World Fueling Tomorrow Tonight Artificial Imbecility Old People and Me The Old Goat with the Beautiful Woman |
Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 6,385 (cartoon) Faux Center for the Unknown Notting Hillbilly Loud Eyes Burning the Trash Two Leitz Tele-Elmarit Perspectives on Infinity (Metric and Imperial) |
Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 3,665 (cartoon) Not Playing the Life Coach Game Brightsiding Red Dye No. 3, Walter Cronkite, and the Maraschino Cherry Industry My Stomake Wambleth Four More Years of Recrudescence Salutations |
Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 8,261 (cartoon) Wile E. Coyote’s Petard The Band Across the Great Divide Rabbie Burns Night Contraception Begins with Keeping the Cork in the Bottle Whodunit The January Music Massacre Bucatini no. 15 Star of Me (David) and Bagel |
Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 7,730 (cartoon) So Long, Marianne Jaune Quick-to-See Smith My Last Photograph of Shelly Between Awkward and Ugly Seven Crisps, Crisp and Soggy (Diptych) |
Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 8,236 (cartoon) Getting Away With It Acme Invoice #VG5678798 Organizing My Feces Reel-to-Unreal The Perfect Boneless Chicken Recipe Le Soap |
Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 3,917 (cartoon) Narcissist versus Solipsist Eighty Waterboys and a Bandleader Perfesser Emeritus Wahlberg’s Surprise Birthday Party A(nother) Cautionary Tale Handsfree Shark Photograph Confounded Rumors Tuber Lust for Life |
Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 1,301 (cartoon) Mel Bochner A Nice Little Photograph of a Nice Little Painting Lucas Samaras and Onanism Spring Valley Science Elementary School Suicide Prevention Nets Plastic Water Bottle Preserved in Asphalt c. 2024 |
Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 2,303 (cartoon) The Museum(s) of Failure Maggots Leica’s Centennial Scrambled Egg Reasoning Licking Off Success Fivescore James Earl Carter Junior Memorial Peanuts |
Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 2,258 (cartoon) Swindled? Missing the Twenty-Seven Club Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Daylight Savings Time Casualty Meat Grinders for Mothers Art Practice Drawing a Blank (media and dimensions variable) |
Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 850 (cartoon) Pi Day Diereses Are Here to Stay Inside and Outside Spiders Revisited Euclidian Astronomy Headaches Inconclusive Precipitation Measurements 14-17 March 2024 |
Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 6,416 (cartoon) Ode to the Tribe Thunnini George(s) Foreman Bad Sign Pizza Deconstructed Breaching The Atlantic Pod (Feral Dots) |
Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 4,576 (cartoon) Law, Justice, and Money Bodice or Child’s Vest The Great Wall of China and the Moon Hästens 2000T Our Legacy Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich Indecisive Moment |
Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 2,066 (cartoon) Potemkin Library Acceptable Technical Expertise Palmerland An Artist’s Life Bucatini no. 15 Pasta and Antipasta (Diptych) |
Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 9,945 (cartoon) Radio Rinehart (Not) My Thoughts, Beliefs, And Personal Opinions Two-Dimensional Passover Seder Plate Another Subway Story Juanita’s Toilets Running Beers |
Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 6,197 (cartoon) New Heavenly Blue Deep in the Bosom of Texas Olo Snapshot Art Film Camera Enough Is Enuf Sympathy for the Firefly Gravitational Study: Fig Newton Suspended in Steam Bath (with Retrieval Cup) |
Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 3,600 (cartoon) Gobstoppers and Jawbreakers Chongqing The Sunday New York Times The Perfect Protest Sign Intentionally Blank (Freeway) |
Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 7,229 (cartoon) Forty-Five Games in a Row Revisited Solutions over Slogans It Depends A Possum Won’t Do Seven Severed French Green Beans Separated by Seven Bucatini no. 15 Segments Raccoons on Meth |
Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 7,139 (cartoon) Perhaps My Favorite Painting Bick Spiderbeck Kolkata?! Solar Noons End o’ Days Update My New Computer’s Travels Pepper (after Edward Weston) |
Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 98 (cartoon) Down the Same Drain Pho Logic Tiny Artist Dispenser The Poop Rule Art Shape |
Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 3,385 (cartoon) Tidewater Dreams Forty-Six-Day Chess Standoff A Library Without Books Mortuusequusphilia in Chagrin Falls Harry’s Camera Shop The Harvard Boot |
Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 756 (cartoon) Differentiating between a Musician and a Servant A Positive Garbage Life Definitely Worth Stealing BoBu Developing Stupidity Operatic Cheating Kickstart Toddler Soccer Shrubberies |
Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 94 (cartoon) Undocumented Ashtray in the Jet Lavatory Drowned Mouse School of Optometry Orien McNeill Academic Intersection |
Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 4,953 (cartoon) Coexistence Through Extermination and Extinction The New Cinema Experience Dyslexics Untie! Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day A Metric Century David Lynch’s Piece of the Berlin Wall |
Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 7,416 (cartoon) Smarter by Design Jaws at Fifty Burrito Time Revisited The Drunkards Are Revolting An Improbable Heist Tough, Thorough Thought Twenty-Four Hours of Unrealized Urine |
Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 1,929 (cartoon) Sebastian Haffner’s New Old Work Fun with the Dictionary Artist Trophy In the Groove A Cat Named Warren |
Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 5,028 (cartoon) The Noisy Neighbors Independence from Freedom Day Holey Wardrobe Malfunction The Repetition Cow is Dry Drinking le Vin Nouveau Bad Egg |
Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 7,704 (cartoon) The Art of the Forgery Too Much Money A Dancer’s Body Richmond Building Stop Press: Sinner Wins Nulo Hairball & Urinary Chews Rat Eye Banquet |
Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 4,122 (cartoon) Weather Report(s) Seventy Words for Bill Typos Are Forever Where There’s a Hit, There’s a Writ The Problem With Goats |
Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 348 (cartoon) Minuscule Penis Worms with Retractable Spiky Mouths in the News Not the Word The Society of Dead Friends The Place Save the Antarctic Polar Bears (Again)! Two Giftwrapped Tins of Beach Cliff Sardines in Louisiana Hot Sauce |
Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 3,770 (cartoon) Love Kills Hoaxed! Jerry Day Money Grab Oakland Photo Walk Black and White Bladesmith Marketing Vida and Malka Creative Mathematics Solutions |
Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 4,330 (cartoon New Clichés Dull, Boring, and Bland Day The Beer Mile Spuddy Buddy Painted Bucatini Failure |
Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 887 (cartoon) Cassian of Imola’s Legacy Inventing Quotes for Winston and Dorothy Dirty Sensor Daymare Terrorist Urination Strategies Lard Gold Counting on Friends |
Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 9,381 (cartoon) The Good Life The Titanium Club Talkies, No Mail A Somewhat Useful Label Return of the Grave Robbers and Body Snatchers New Wowld Scwewwowms! Where I Stand |
Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 6,069 (cartoon) Dishwater Weather Maya’s Lament Topless Diet Don’t Fall Spout |
Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 7,991 (cartoon) Losing My Acupuncture Virginity Giorgio Armani, Disgusted and Dead Tasty Birth Control Texas Head Games Looking for a Drunk Driver Art School Classroom |